Do you guys ever just get soooo tired of being a fuckup like i do haha im not getting that promotion after all I just know it!!! Better write about it i guess, gonna make my characters hurt for this one 🥰👹 #amwriting #writersky

LMAO THERE COULD BE NO CLEARER INDICATOR THAT BLUESKY IS FOR OLD PEOPLE Remember to take your blood pressure meds today, peepaws and meemaws

You know its a full-bladder day when these two get to snugglin on me cuz my ass ain't going NOWHERE BROTHER

And im saying it with unkindness: fucking figure it out loser. You are NOT creative if you use AI. You are NOT a writer if you offload any part of your process to the machine. You are lazy and a coward. Fuck off.

Hey that looks familiar hehe haha!!!!!!!!!

Proud to say I've never fucking touched AI for writing. Good fucking god. I'd rather read shit from a butt knowing it came from a true blue human than read ANYTHING an author produced with AI. I'll break into your house and piss on your sheets if I find out you wrote a book with A-fucking-I god damn

"all writers are using AI and lying about it" is up there with "all writers are millionaires"

Drinkin coffee before the dentist cuz I'm a sick freak like that (the alien has a name and it's Olivia)

Wait what the f I just won a million on this scratch off lotto??? Haha April fools got you

*Authors* are not. People desperate to sell the slop machine sure like to pretend otherwise though.

what do you call a meditating dog? aware wolf.

ME: sorry folks - one sec, having gamera issues CHAT: lol gamera. gamera issues. mfer said gamera [I enable a secondary camera feed showing the infamous kaiju Gamera attacking me] CHAT: oh fuck

I have a tendency to name my villains and most despicable characters after myself in some fashion. Idk why!!! Haha its just fun I guess, im doing fine psychologically speaking ahaha. Does anyone else do this or nah?? #amwriting #horror #writersky

eatin spaghetti, germany, 15th century

Double it and pass it to the whole administration

"I only watch Star Trek for the space battles" is a bizarre take given that most of the space battles in Star Trek are: *camera shakes* "Sir, shields down to 87%!" *camera shakes* "Shields down to 76%!" *camera shakes* "Shields down to 54%!" *camera shakes* "Sir, shields down to --"

I never read the guy but I didnt realize Andy Weir was a huge pussy! Huh. Guess i'll just keep not reading him

One thing about guys and office restrooms is, if you can't hold a conversation while you're pissing at the stall you'll never climb the ladder. Why???? I hate it, let me peepee in peepeace

I'm up late I'm up late I'm up late im up late im up late im up late im up late im up late ahhhhhhhhg haha wassup

Lord but we do be chillin

Hey, 667 words isn't too bad for a nap, right? #amwriting #writersky #horror

I've been going pretty hard on this WIP, what if instead of writing today I just took a nap? #amwriting #writersky

The Deer Knight and the Demon's Cave

Opening a box of butter and shaking out a stick like a cigarette

Do you guys think the first Pirates of the Caribbean movie holds up or what

If you use genAI for ANY part of your creative process, you are not a creator. No ethical use for the tech, period.

You peed yourself

All my homies know that 23 is number 1 #OoT

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A VERY LARGE PORTION OF PEOPLE JUST WANT A SPACE TO EXIST IN WITHOUT "AI" INFECTING & INFESTING IT NOTHING ARGUED RECTIFIES OR ERASES THE FACT THAT ITS "KNOWLEDGE" ONLY EXISTS FROM UNETHICAL STEALING/SCRAPING "DATA" THAT DIDN'T BELONG TO IT OR ERASES THE ENVIRONMENTAL DAMAGE WHY IS THIS SO HARD

What being a shitposter is like

Horse terror

Feel better NOW 🫵

OH FUCK ITS CATURDAY AHHHHH a two for the price of one dealio!!!!! #caturday #cats #hehe

When the darkness follows you after the sun rises, keep your head down and keep writing. Put it all in there. You don't gotta deny your pain, just translate it for others to admire #amwriting #horror #writersky

So happy to reconnect with the beloved and frustrating game I grew up with!!!!

A lil bit a Peppa Pig in my life A lil bit a Piglet by my side A lil bit a Wilbur is all I need A lil bit a Babe is what I see A lil bit a Miss Piggy in the sun A lil bit a Pumbaa all night long A lil bit a Porky Pig here I am A lil bit a u makes me ur man Feral Hogs Number 30-50

If you get worried about your horror story losing momentum, just send your character to hell for a lil bit!! Foolproof plan for giving your novel The JUICE it needs!!! #amwriting #writersky #horror

Just listenin to Bjork hehehe

I actually needed this this morning 🥹

while it's true there is no ethical consumption under capitalism, I think we can make a distinction between essential goods with vendors of varying saturations of evil, and entertainment, an optional activity where you can easily choose not to support the rabid anti-trans lunatic

Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy

I had a dream about a cool dragon last night :)

Baseball begins soon. It's far and away the most boring sport (golf is less boring) BUT its got the best snacks, so ya know

I do the dishes fast because I do not do them well