maril is my copilot !!!

holy shit this momma & her 1000 babies just showed up while i was chilling in the backyard

its so godamnb BEUATIFLY today

angel comix (1/x)

im done with dating men who've never been to pride before. i wish i could say this was a fun experiment in the world of "passing really well" but actually it just sucks & is somewhat scary. time for a new level of gay shit

president precedent

no new video on here lol site works great. hmu on insta or tiktok if u like videos

socialized? yeah i was socialized! sometimes my parents would have me place the pizza order as a kid so id get better at talking to strangers

one pint of jerk janiels mississippi sludge please

slugs cover my body & fill my stuff in the name of "being shiny" ,which is of course a rank & vapid aesthetic that i nonetheless pursue to avoid being hit with hammers

they should make a white wine made out of something that makes it taste like a hardboiled egg. i dont care what it takes or if it crashes the yuan thats not my problem

im 30, i have a gun in my pussy & i'll never back down

why not become 20 feet tall through secret chemicals. why not befriend a harbor seal? why not shove a basketball up your ass

goblins not being real is one of the great crimes of capitalism

people driving fast on vespas have the same posture as when u take a scary shit

chat is this a stink buttholes. having a hard time telling if it is stinky buttholes

repost if ur takin a shit ,or are involved in lesbian schemes

science saru ghost in the shell is gonna be my whole personality

shawarma & a beer, watching the boats go as it gently rains

being visited by the Norns & they just say "hey u shouldnt date this guy" like goddamnit is there a guy out there who ISNT going to get me visited by the fates

people in quarter zip sweaters love being torn apart by wild dogs

they should let me try landing the plane, just this one time

the airport bathroom is a no judgement poop zone u can go nuts in there

a lil' work Burger he's a cool goblin & i love him

me n the girls this summer

some bullshit

steezy dog 🤙

dont ask how long it took. it had to happen

so cool that my hinge profile sends men on journeys of deep introspection

bugs in love

there's a real art to word by word subtitles. fun to add, it's way easier to read word by word vs traditional.

neigh!!

happy 4/20 to all the gay weed enjoyers

the eye hood is the foreskin of the face

the exact feeling i made this about

wondering if its a dress code violation if i do clown makeup for work

sometimes i forget that they're gone

good golly hokum is scary. if u like having ur heart explode check it out when its in theaters, really well done stuff

the f-82 twin mustang is yaoi

health insurance

new viddy tomorrow

due to mysterious driver issues Premiere and AE only render audio correctly if i have ableton open. idk. im not going to investigate this is just how i live now

is telling a guy on hinge that he'd be a beautiful woman a faux pas or is this a real country

oh thank god there's a better way. working nights & then getting these ads is a potent cocktai

i simply dont trust people who get angry at video games. like close your eyes dumbass

art is the veneration of the world, the idea that there are moments that are so important that we cannot let them slip by and be lost in the current of time. So anyway here's my video about eating spiders

walk in the park

ig showing me an ad for a classic Dr. PJ. a soda weiner. doesnt even make sense but that's on me i shouldnt be awake

finishing a video that's 1:11:11 at 11:11pm feels deeply auspicious

was enjoying a lovely sunset & this old lady sits down next to me & proceeds to tell me her life story. estranged from her family, memory failing, really into weird psuedohistoric documentaries. Went on about underground shopping centers. Made some very concerning claims about race science