Hope you have an absolute cunt of a year. Die.

Feeling a bit better today!

Why didn't Vince frame his Pluribus shots like this? Is he stupid?

My detractors would like to see nothing more than myself being put before a kangaroo court on charges of "Empathic Understanding with Benevolent Intent" - but thankfully, we don't live in that world 🫂

I feel like fucking shit

Whoville is an ethnostate and should be invaded

I have steadfastly resolved to make myself a cup of hot chocolate and shall not be dissuaded from the path of righteousness

"everyone grieves differently" Erika Kirk:

🎶A ray of hope flickers in the sky A tiny star lights up way up high All across the land, dawns a brand new morn This comes to pass when a child is born🎶

I've got my labubu, ive got my benson boone. dont tell me that im not a vibe - ill just keep vibin...

i woke up in a way that was lovely

under a Regime of Wise Principles, every home with a "man-cave" or a "walk-in closet" will be flattened to make way for agricultural use

Under a Regime of Wise Principles, your adult son WILL be sent to a reformatory for drawing anime girls in historic military uniforms

The Drink...things are becoming clearer...

Merry Christmas to you and yours 🎄

Merry Christmas Eve

Me: I’m going to go somewhere that’s bad The grace of god: No Me: Ok

An American beast. Tamed. #WorldBollardAssociation

It's your birthday, Duane.

Canteen is the best dining format - I cannot be convinced otherwise. I would replace all restaurants with canteens. You don't need someone who is forced to be nice to you to take your order, you need to get food ladled onto a plate by someone who is allowed to detest you for being a c*stomer

Why We're Boycotting Xbox: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ybj1...

Oops i mean merry Christmas

i think legally speaking you shouldn’t be able to express an opinion of any kind from a smartphone

quick everybody while we’re all having our moment over the drone metal thing let’s do something actually uncomfortable and talk about blood minerals

Thanks for letting me make all this music! #vgen #VGenOpen

sleigh bells ring...... are you paying attention liberal?

BEST low-karma sensory pleasures 2025

It's so bright out right now.. hard to believe it will be dark come night time

British people will say "driving to Tesco in my financed land rover - I think we should kill all homeless people, except our wonderful veterans of course x"

miss oranje disco dancer

susan sontag

got called a fag

doing my happy elf dance in the queue at Greggs because they have the festive bake in!

Still Life (2005) Developed by Microïds Canada.

We are getting closer to the day of the famine of the Word of God that Amos 8:11 spoke about...

i don't care about anything but christmas. don't even think about talking to me about anything other than christmas.

I SAW HIM

If i was a Christmas elf id be the hardest working Christmas elf in the workshop I wouldn’t even care about the labour violations

it’s MY turn to be a christmas elf

i want to live in a big gingerbread house!

christmas is all i have

nobody gives one flying reindeer about my pathetic life

mrs claus would be extra nice to me because ive had such a hard life

if santa made me his little elf i would be so hard working and obedient i would spent every waking moment of my life carrying out his will

every time i think of santa i get so excited i throw up a little

that friend who's too visual novel

If any of you fuckers leave out oatmeal and raisin cookies for Santa instead of the normal ones you deserve what’s coming to you

Daughter: daddy daddy! why do you have a purse? Father: because fierce is fierce hunni Daughter: gaggg