I have work tomorrow.

Snooker Hoedown

The biggest, dumbest guy you know thinks you're lazy. Do some unpaid overtime to prove him wrong!

Riding on the bus really makes you remember that you’re just some dickhead

The best part of working at a butcher shop when I was younger was the footprint in the ceiling of the freezer that nobody knew anything about

*RuPaul voice* Girls, sandwiches are a reliable and portable source of calories and nutrients.

Looking to leave a room? Try looking for doors. Most rooms use at least one.

I think a good new years resolution for me would be to read more books

*screams*

Actually, this one feels more suitable for the current situation

I've started placing uncomfortahly true public information posters in areas with high foot traffic to improve national morale

Ok I got a pumpkin spice latte 🧡

i have permanently bloodshot eyes I think I might need to rest at some point…

no like literallyyy

make the massively parallel processor the main one and let the cpu be the one that has to sit in the pcie cuck chair

computers have gotten too complicated. scrap it, redo it all

I ❤️ vegetating

the monkey's paw: *curls* the gay guy who wished for a prostate orgasm: ohh fuckkkkkk 🤤🤤🤤🤤

the world isn't ready for retirement home polycule drama

Double Creamy Chocolatey Exquisifudge Dream, with natural flavors and other natural flavors

hyper-fixating on the louvre heist so bad rn it’s soooo chic to me

taking up the solemn vow of chicness

Western society is suffering from a chicness deficiency and it’s reaching critical levels. Everything is so fucking embarrassing and no one is capable of self restraint. The world is being ran by manbabies who are permitted to indulge in every infantile desire. We need to start being chic again.

How it feels to vape weed on a “smoke break” at work and then come back and immediately fuck up every customer’s order

Growing some incadescent vengeanceberries.

My sparkling peaceberries are gone forever. So is the riddlepig. Don't ask me how or why.

defenestration of prague-themed blowjob

This place IS a place of honor! ❤️LOTS of highly esteemed deeds are commemorated here! 😮🫡Something valued is here! 🥰 What is here was EPIC and AWESOMESAUCE to us. 😁 This message is a HEEEY about HELLO. 👋 😜

Going as this for Halloween

Netflix making waves again, and idiots are trashing Q-Force just for being a fresh, unique, and beautiful idea. The cast speaks for itself, and I'm BETTING the action will win people over even if the writing is a bit rough My fav part of the trailer

the omeloid

yeah im an ursula k le guincel

My wife’s boyfriend is letting me show him Smiling Friends tonight! :D It’s good to get some bro bonding time after their canoodling lol, it’s not fair that she gets to hog all the time with him!

Endurance may outlast hope. —Ursula K. Le Guin, The Farthest Shore

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Homer's death = Bart's birth

im going to make welsh cakes

did they finally arrest that big scary woman with the rock on the glass bridge... where is she now... we need to stop her... :(

yay everybody we did it :) we pointed out the hypocrisy and contradictions inherent to american fascism :D theyre going to stop it now !

This morning my sleep was interrupted by a sore tummy… and you still don’t think I'm the bravest person on this earth?