im not a good girl… im a shite woman

How about my gorilla he tries to stay in shape, but after way too many bananas he ends up with a big massive belly. He swears he’s bulking, but honestly he just enjoys the extra fluff a little too much. And with bananas he meant cocks and cum

you can get a lot done by not giving in to the gigantic SCAM called work. they try to chain u so that becomes your whole life, not falling for it. #ALVINTRUTH #SONGBREAK

A husband should obey his woman

100 Years' War

i love my moka pot and i love making iced coffeeeeeee

Sick to death of experiencing desire but I love wanting

Iced coffee and sunshine is there anything better? #Spring

Palestinian children in the West Bank were prevented from going to school by Israeli security forces who closed a road in the middle of the night and set up razor wire. The children tried to cross through the razor wire and were reportedly tear-gassed. Photo by @the_andrey_x

our diehard fans who share with us stories about how our music has positively impacted their lives make me sick

Got an iced coffee from a machine and the espresso is burnt #OneStepCloser

When I was 15 I was sat in a bush on a golf course drinking 3 litres of white cider. What younger folk don't realise that if you want an offline, intentional life, you need to be smoking cigarettes in a flat with holes punched in the wall. It may already be too late for you.

Basically there are three demons living in your digestive system and they tell the Heavenly Director of Fates about your sins to try and get your life cut short and sent to Hell. They feed off grains you eat so if you want to live forever you have to skip carbs altogether.

THREAD 🧵 Israel says it has set up a ‘yellow line’ to demarcate and area it is occupying in southern Lebanon, mirroring a barrier it used in Gaza. 🔗: aje.news/kit2jg | #Infograph

I'm sorry. I failed and I hope to do better.

Yeast - the "wonder fungus" behind your favourite breads...with a dark side...

trans woobs (gender affirming moobs)

Came across this twitter account that was mostly just normie superhero and marvel posts, nothing out of the ordinary, except the last few days they were furiously reposting duas asking for god’s help in warding off the urge to have a wank. wtf was that about?

Baguettes yesterday, French loaves today… bonjour

you're right i should lowkey end them

take the hint

You want to keep this going big boy? I know your type your the troll type who wants me to block you. If I do that you win but if you block me you know I win. Well I got news I’m not as dumb as you think not letting some 30+ year old neckbeard get under my skin nope. I know I’m better than you

imogen heap was right. what tha hell is going on

Anthology of the Killer is OUT NOW ON SWITCH AND PLAYSTATION Here's the in game poster I did for "EYES of the Killer"

I’m in a beautiful mood on a beautiful day… have a great one everybody x

Then block me, it's not an airport. Jesus.

this is what teenagers in movies looked like during the iraq war

Our new album is getting like no streams at all on spotify I assume because of torrent sites so im about to say fuck it and start saying some real bad shit on instagram live

The Anthology of the Killer is coming out for consoles and over the coming days I would like to share the art I made for the game, mostly in the form of posters for each chapter, hope you look at and enjoy them and play Anthology of the Killer

oh you're not part of the simpionese liberation army?

My abundance of cake #MyYummyDelicious

London Metropolitan Police have arrested more than 500 people at a pro-Palestine Action vigil on Saturday. The youngest was 18, the oldest was 87 years old. They were arrested for "showing support for a proscribed organisation".

giving people kisses on the forehead should be normal

Copyright is the white man’s vice

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drink my ass

I am buying unethically sourced peanut butter to exacerbate deforestation and wipe out the last goadle bee #Abomination

ate food today

sometimes, not a lot will happen for absolutely ages, and other times loads will happen really quickly

thinking… having thoughts etc

they are not like us as all they are so much more fashionable and friendly

i wanna go to the beach this summer...

english people love saying "the lot," it's very satisfying to them

This is MY baguette. You can’t have it. FUCK OFF.

I ❤️ Irish Chinese food