How do I get a stupid office job with no office experience

Ate an ungodly amount of Korean bbq yesterday so I’m compensating with a salad for my lunch. It hurts

I started vanderpump rules and this show is fucking amazing omg

POKEMON CHAMPIONS TIME

Finally home… didn’t realize I was out of the house for 20 hours today 🙀

Do my brother and I look alike?

Obsessed with this patient who decided to shove a book down a toilet. I’m not even mad that I had to unclog it but I’m sad that I don’t know what book it was…

This headache hitting me out of nowhere

This week

This tastes like I’m going to be ok 😺

Hi

Being up before 9 am is awakening something sinister inside me right now

Windows XP

I’m addicted to staying up late when I have early morning obligations. It’s over for me

I wanna get back into yugioh just so I can run blackwing again

You talking to Maushold..

There was a mass seizure at Bluesky

Stuck on the psych unit because a drain pipe is leaking and I have no one to help me until someone comes so I’ve been eavesdropping for almost an hour straight.. watching a leak. I feel like I’m being metaphorically water boarded right now omg

I thought college rock was such a dumb term for a genre but in reality my college rock band was Wild Nothing

Sonic Adventure 2 pre release promotional art (2000) #retro #art #gaming #Sonic

Professor and tutor haven’t responded to my email about a homework question in almost 24 hours so I can only assume that they want me dead and wish to kill me

This tastes like I’m going to be ok ☺️

MELANIA: You want me. Out of nowheres. To remind every one. Of my best friend, and child sex monster. Jeffrey Epstein?? (squints evilly) NATHAN FIELDER: (voice over) The First Lady loved my idea.

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Good morning

Advanced Wars: Dual Strike ad (2005) #retro #art #gaming #AdvancedWars

Good night

Finally putting him to good use

in life all I want is to catch a vibe and/or be gagged

This as well

We need more gays and women in blue collar I can’t do this shit anymore omg

I think I finally kicked it ☺️

The way that I almost slept for 12 hours last night and I’m waking up with no caffeine withdrawal headache… things are looking up FINALLYYYYYYY

Idk why I thought getting a scoop from one of these listed flavors was a good idea but I feel like my stomach just went through war on my drive back home

Why is Hypnotize the best song of all time

These caffeine withdrawal headaches are fucking me sideways you guys…

This

pls