Fossil Chops is thinking it might be time to do a "Band Disasters" episode similar to what @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social does with all of their "* Disasters" episodes. You know, you send us your marching/concert band, drum corps, winter guard, and other music disasters and we read them on the air

Talk to us about Albert R. Casavant's invention of precision drill so we know it's real.

By the way, you can in fact run a media business where people give you money for goods and services. 56k+ people give The Onion ~$100 and we give them a year of newspapers. This business didn’t exist last year in this way. People will pay for good shit. Now’s the time to break glass and go for it.

Lot of people with money failing the Bitch Detection Test

1. DrumCorpsAF 2. @drunkcorpint.bsky.social 3. @sickoscommittee.org 4. Yes Rag Rah Rah Yes 5. @wtyppod.bsky.social Honorable mentions to Aged-Out Podcast, Drum Corps Coffee Shop Podcast, @trashfuture.bsky.social, and like 50 others

My roommate counted the number of grandmas Bluecoats played this year and it was a lot. They have to have had the most.

Damn, I'm in. Also, did you know there was a Drum Corps sHow bAsEd... youtu.be/2rTaPDA5tOo?...

A day late but DEATH OF THE HEART TURNS A MONTH OLD! 🥹🫶🏾✨ Every stream, listen, record bought, always so appreciated I hope y’all are digging the record, too!

Bartlesville more like Fartlesville amirite, such a Kansas-ass town

We need more wacky made-up stats for drum corps. What can you hosers out there come up with?

Just my face getting stankier and stankier as this builds

Carolina Crown could NEVER

^pt 2

BLUECOATS MENTIONED!!!!

millennials are band directors now and I think that’s terrific

idk if anyone is going to see this but my school’s marching band is doing this fundraiser and it would really be nice if you guys could donate if possible. It helps with us being able to pay for equipment and costumes. app.schoolfundr.org/fund/rockvil...

Watching/reacting to a random marching band show from each US state in alphabetical order. A thread. (And maybe some roasting too)

The marching arts should be a place where everyone feels safe, valued, and included. At MAASIN, we’re making that vision a reality, but we can’t do it alone. Join our team of advocates, educators, and change-makers. Deadline to apply: September 14th 🔗 maasin.net/join

donald trump is a pedophile

📣 New Podcast! "43: Chaos Melee Boogaloo" on @Spreaker #colorguard #dca #dci #drumcorps #drumline #fuckbd #marchingband #salty

Do it with Muppets you cowards

If you don't support the amazing band @skatunenetwork.bsky.social , I am just going to immediately assume that you have poor taste in music, and are not a true ally in the fight against facism.

Registration is open for 2025-26 clinics/auditions! igniteperformingarts.org/2025/09/05/2...

WE'RE NOT JOKING ABOUT THIS, YOU FUCKERS, LEGAL SHIT HAS GONE DOWN WITH OUR NAME IN IT

It has come to our attention that the Drum Corps AF Podcast has been referenced as an "exhibit" in an ongoing lawsuit, so that's kinda cool. Hey @sickoscommittee.org how many lawsuits y'all been referenced in so far?

𝗬𝗼𝘂’𝗿𝗲 𝗜𝗻𝘃𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗱 – 𝟮𝗻𝗱 𝗔𝗻𝗻𝘂𝗮𝗹 𝗖.𝗚. 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝗻 𝗜𝗻𝘃𝗶𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹! Join us and USBands Saturday, October 4, 2024, at Elkhart High School (IN) as Conn Selmer celebrates 150+ years of instrument making in Elkhart, Indiana. #CGConn #ConnSelmer #USBands #MarchingBand #ElkhartIndiana

Some comments about this episode: 1. Apologies to the international corps members. We know the trip to the US for Finals was not "free" (by ANY measurement). 2. @factorone.bsky.social is as scatterbrained as he sounds. 3. "Moniker" was used incorrectly.

📣 New Podcast! "43: Chaos Melee Boogaloo" on @Spreaker #colorguard #dca #dci #drumcorps #drumline #fuckbd #marchingband #salty

RFK Jr. is a heroin user who eats roadkill and has boasted about sleeping with hundreds of women.

i am *real* skeptical of the methodology and the results here but if you are more afraid of dog autism than rabies, you’re genuinely too fucking stupid to own a dog and should probably be the one in crate training

Fuck Mizzou, but also fuck Kansas, all my homies like Kansas State

Friends don't let friends allow Fossil Chops to clap and slap the desk during recording.

Torch members in Colorado repossessed a hideous White Lives Matter "art" project from a hiking trail. If we can get One People Project's GoFundMe to $1,750, we'll smash it up and post the video. www.gofundme.com/f/support-on... WE PROTECT US.

The Zoomers at the TCU Football Media Department have done it again. Excited to explain to the rest of the committee why this is funny in the morning

Ok, FINE. I will post TCUs unhinged videos after wins since they don’t have an account here. LookWhatYouMadeMeDo.mp4

WHO ELSE OUT HERE LOSING THEIR ENTIRE MIND CAUSE NOBODY SEEMS TO CARE ABOUT FASCISM AND THE PLANET DYING AND STATE SANCTIONED VIOLENCE AND HOW ITS ALL BEING NORMALIZED

We should all be thankful that the DCI Cone never became a full-fledged mascot, lest the Cavaliers try to line it up and kick it off the sideline with someone still in the costume

Keith Potter to Golden Empire when

This Labor Day I am celebrating the workers at the Coleman plant in Wichita, Kansas, making these two identical coolers in 1990 and 1994 that are in perfect shape today, workers who have been fighting for union representation since it was stripped from them in 1989.

I’m noticing the rate of alt text has gone down as this site grows. Alt text being expected is one way this site is better than Twitter was, because this community wants everyone to be able to groan at the screen cap from a piece by the awful pundit and appreciate our cat photos. Include everyone.

Will also add that period supplies are FSA eligible and they are often out of reach in terms of costs for homeless people. So using your remaining funds to purchase those and donate them is a great use of FSA funds.

I want to encourage those of you who procrastinate like I do about using my FSA/HSA funds and then end up leaving money on the table to consider the FSA Store as a way to spend down funds & order Plan B etc... to donate to community groups, etc.

The 2025 review episode should drop later today, it's probably our longest episode ever. Might even chunk it into two parts.

📣 New Podcast! "Minisode: Member Safety - SCV" on @Spreaker #dci #drumcorps #drumline #marchingband #santaclaravanguard

One of two episodes coming out this week. The 2025 review has already been recorded, I just gotta edit that fucker, and it's a long one.