Only confirming that there has never been a good all hands meeting in the history of humanity

I want to invent time travel just to show this image to a Pharaoh

victoria zeller won a stonewall book award before josh allen won a super bowl smfh

If you buy handwarmers with an executive Costco membership, you get a 2% dividend.

I will never understand the rush to forgive white supremacist fanboys for the harm they enabled as soon as they decide it isn't fun to be hateful anymore. Sure there are some who have actively worked to make amends, but tons more will pay lip service and then start the cycle all over again

This is why we had Jim Crow instead of truth and reconciliation after slavery ended. People are so quick to absolve anyone who pays lip service to changing their mind about human rights violations instead of letting them live with the social consequences of their words

I always wondered why they called it "Mr" Coffee until I got one and saw it's penis

"She came down from Cincinnati, it took her three days on the train..." Clearly Jimmy Buffet was pissed about poor American rail service when he wrote "Fins"

Anti-Australia Day graffiti seen in Castlemaine, Victoria

Shoot drugs directly into your dick vein. Who cares? Your government might murder you tomorrow, might as well. Thanks for enjoying arbys

<right wing Nazi infiltrator> - “hello fellow organizers, how do you do, where are the Sorosbucks?” <Resistance Wine Mom> - “So I met this lovely young person who plays this intriguing computer game, I believe it was called ‘Eve Online,’ and they told me about something called ‘operational security

It’s -2000 degrees below zero. You just flashbanged yourself twenty feet from the front desk. Three hours sleep cause locals who hate you bang garbage cans outside your room all night. The Home2Suits has fallen and you’re not getting that signing bonus for another 4.5 years. Ass. It’s all ass, dude.

rumor has it we are 👀

Need 100 people hogging the waffle machine in the am

Ratatouille (2007)

Tom Brady the QB getting hit vs Tom Brady the announcer when someone else gets hit

The drama in this

The only president to keep the Patriots out of the Super Bowl this century? Joe Biden

Man this ad is hilarious. The ad for ChatGPT is that it’s a way to give you a vague way to not give up on running? This is why you assholes need $100 billion? This is why you owe Oracle $300 billion? youtu.be/cjveRUfE7dc?...

don’t remember Bojack Horseman having a sex therapist

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Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.

anyone you ever thought was doing “purity tests” was right and you need to shut up about it for ever

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Jarrett Stidham. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head.

The federal government claims it doesn't have the resources to save all the video footage at a single ICE detention center. I saved every minute of every network & cable news channel, and ESPN, AND all publicly available pool feeds, every day of the year 2020. From an 800-sq-foot office in Tampa

fuck yes 🍹

Did I set random highlights of the CFB season to Enigma's Return to Innocence? Yes. youtu.be/me9Hy6q21mA

Jarrett Stidham is a PROBLEM!! 🤯 ALL PASSES 😵 RUNS 😱 TDS 🥵 2025 SEASON 🤪🔥🫠

“You cannot bring a firearm, loaded, with multiple magazines to any sort of protest that you want. It's that simple.” — FBI Dir. Kash Patel

Clay Travis is a moron

New season available

The idea that the British Raj respected the rule of law is legitimately one of the funniest things I've ever read in my entire life

Yup here’s the gift link for everyone www.wsj.com/us-news/vide...

Love to see a ratio like that

Federal agents kill again; gunmen still at large: defector.com/federal-agen...

if youre somehow still following this account please stop

"I am a children's entertainer who specializes in face painting," writes a woman now in hiding from the federal government for witnessing a state-sanctioned street execution

i cynically but sincerely believe they actually cancelled a game because Adam Silver was worried the crowd would signal its displeasure over the government killing its citizens and hurt the television product as well of the feelings of his real life actual close personal friend Jared kushner

The whole interview is worth it

okay you can go to the hague too farterman

Matthew 25 is what got him. Then: "I dont want to believe in hell. I dont want to believe youre going there. But this is what Jesus says. You can walk away. You can choose justice. You can use your skills and training for good. You can be a protector. But right now you're not."

Every photo of Kash patel

Really enamoured with the phrase "if you need a reason to not support any upcoming Earthworm Jim stuff"

that's a lot of flashing lights and noise to tell people "WE DON'T FUCK"

Air Bud: Puppy Emeritus (2026)

rebumping this today