I am shoes now. Photo from my collection, 1976.

I believe I could get Urban to endorse me for a state house race if I spent two weeks working on it with a small team. (Also in the religion and politics way, Ohio State is currently more SEC than any team in the SEC. Only DJ is really covering this but everyone can see it)

Impeccable form. Photo from my collection, no date/info.

FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT DEAD

Jenga (2006)

hey bandsky does anyone want to take a crack at a tchaik page

lmao

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more.

Oh is your little sportsball group doing their little thing where they raise a million dollars plus for refugees and backstopping programs that should be funded by a government that isn’t riddled with fascists? Frat rejects that care so much about a game they donate big money to help people huh

the rules are here, but for the 20th (!!!!) time we are raising money for @newap-georgia.bsky.social, a refugee service organization right here in Atlanta, GA www.edsbscharitybowl.com/faq#how-to-p...

Go www.edsbscharitybowl.com

Get your mind right

RAMMSTEIN VOICE: 🎵 U, Uath, Uath Merch 🎵

a very merry Blaze It for all who celebrate, and a very jolly recovery for all those still tripping from Bicycle Day

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

I love the international agreement that we do not fire on ships carrying duty free Toblerone

Hang it in the Louvre

Michigan State is YOUR 2026 men’s collegiate dodgeball national champions!

Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet:

I really wish more people had paid attention when several observers tried to warn about the technofascist and eugenicist tendencies of thiel and karp and that group, for rolling up on two decades, now. And i *Really* wish the media & political actors would take the threat of them seriously, today 😕

I love that my parents kept this terrible photo of our cat Mr Goldilocks, from 1961, even though it's a terrible picture and all he's doing is just standing there. I bet @catsofyore.bsky.social will agree. (Mr G was MY cat. I named him before they discovered it was a boy kitty.)

I am hearing that on his deathbed Pat McAfee received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

Hoping I finally make the list this year

You mean to tell me you created a Wrestlemania so juiceless that it has a multi-Youtuber match instead of an Iyo Sky match, then expected me to sign up for some new account to see it. Fiddling with the VPN just to have this on in the background like it's golf

Classic

Smash Brothers Announcer: MILES Davis! My Wii Remote: *bitcrushed opening sax riff from Freddie Freeloader*

Amazing that in the national divorce the libs are getting the NFL, butter and cooking oil, being attracted to adult women, standup comedy, Bud Light, and now also Catholicism

remember when Frank Transporter killed Han

No cars in Pike Place Market doesn’t seem to effect business here. If anything it’s enhanced.

summary from @shortcircuitij.bsky.social, link below, and fuck ICE

Hegseth saying “The Pharisee Press” should be a fully mask off moment. He is saying “The Jewish Press”. But Christians of all political stripes are so devoted to using Pharisees as a rhetorical prop that liberal Christians regularly insist it’s totally fine, no matter how many Jews try to explain.

*opening riff*

happy anniversary to all who celebrate

absolutely love this Trump appointee pining for more "Swan Lake" programming. maybe it could even air on television, on special occasions! www.nytimes.com/2025/11/07/u...

Join me in my new tic, which is Little Richard yelling TAKANAKA

Also, hoping the lady who says Obama is guilty of treason, the guy who thinks Trump is Jesus, the lady sleeping with her security detail and who drinks on the job, and the guy who harvests raccoon penises will vote the president mentally unfit for office doesn't seem like the soundest strategy.

Got in a little hometown jam So they put a rifle in my hand Send me off to a foreign land To go and eat the silver ham

Good Will Hunting (1997)

Good thing i screencapped it

We're supposed to be cool with our neighbors being brutalized by cops or being disappeared by feds or having to carry a child of rape to term, but the rich paying slightly more taxes is terrifying?

The Batte Man doth knowe the trouthe

1. We are so back 2. lol at the measures the Pirates have taken to avoid putting "KKK" on the strikeout board while the pitcher has three Ks

not at all the point but this is why an image made in Photoshop is better than AI

we know