This brought me joy.

the person with the anatomically correct wild mushroom tattoo

they say funkytown isn't a real place, but i know in my heart that isn't true. funkytown exists in all of us.

I was mistaken… turns out to be an infestation of cuteness.

My body and brain are broken, but my soul is soaring.

I disposed of your body…. Please respond.

Preserving my brain and eyeballs in a resin orb as a keepsake

Happy birthday to #philosopher Bertrand Russell (1872-1970) who, amongst other things speculated about a teapot orbiting in space. 🧪🐡 #histsci This lino block print of Russell’s Teapot is part of my series of Imaginary Friends of Science of charismatic thought experiments. In this case, the alleged

I'm at the "nobody wants to hear my old stories" stage of life.

What if I experience my emotions and end up developing compassion for all living beings? People will laugh at me!

Garlic mashed potatoes, my one true love.

Seahorses gave me incorrect expectations of water buffalo.

"To Stand, You Must Be Rooted" is a thorny story about Black land ownership, identity, and place by Verdell Walker which is free to read now from Reckoning X: reckoning.press/to-stand-you...

You read a story in submission and think it means one thing, then it will come around to publication time, the world will have changed, and it will turn out to mean more

Heba: 'My children fall asleep hungry every night, and I have nothing to offer them but fear and tears. War has taken our safety, food, and hope. Any small donation can help us buy bread and medicine and save my children from hunger. 🙏💔 gofund.me/c3bf6fb78'

And day to day, life's a hard job, you get tired, you lose the pattern. You need distance, interval. The way to see how beautiful the earth is, is to see it as the moon. The way to see how beautiful life is, is from the vantage point of death.

1 donation since I posted this 2 days ago, 1 in 3 months. Hamdan's family is asking for $100 to get clothes for little Khaled. Please help if you can.

archaeologists have unearthed what many are calling "the most metal shit anyone's ever seen"

I dream of a future world where this awesome shit is all we have to care about

Dew on a spiderweb, Wilson A Bentley. 🕸️

Harley MS 647, c.C8th - 11th.

"each factory runs right up until the weather halts it. sometimes the people are the weather." —robin herold beestungmag.com/issue26/two-...

built nye the lifting guy

well that's nice

If you see this, post a robot Which I almost typed borot

having a hard time not being wealthy

Please send tips I’m in a bad spot with surviving and meds and money and doctor bills for chronic sinus issues. junoryleejournalism.com 🔗 linktr.ee/junostump 🫙 venmo.com/u/junostump Paypal: juno(dot)stump(at)gmail

Been over a week and still haven't been able to raise enough to turn the water back on. Currently at $114/$235 Please help if you can!

Glengrogu Glen Ross

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Pick a Bond villain from the photos you already have on your phone

✨ For guidance… 🦢🧑‍🎓🎓💐🩴🌾🐚 ✨

#poetsofdoom #sea The sea is too big, the ocean too vast, the water too deep. It's a metaphor too Freudian, too Jungian, too wet. Language ebbs and flows, the tide turns, turns back. The waters rise and fall and rise and rise. The sea is the sea and always itself.

The golden ratio is coming up on us, we honestly my have passed it but our passive perception stat isn't too high so that's to be expected. Three Pythagorean men are closing in on our position but I'll give them a right hook

I just follow my blood around.

I’m reading a book from the wrong side, looking up through it so the words look like ants on a skylight, everything reversed & upside down, every word its own bewildering narrative, interlocked with the words around it, entangled in the words on the pages before & afterward.

You there, young sci-fi concept. Tell me, what year is this. Flying words? But, they have always flown, from the first mouths to the final echoes in a breached out hull or ventilation shaft. Oh FJORDS, bitchin'

Monday Mood

Please be careful picking mushrooms, folks. Not just in California. “In the past, these deadly mushrooms were not as common as they are now, which increases the risk of misidentifying them.” (Guardian link about ongoing amanita poisonings.)

trying to shame me for asking for help because I have been unable to find work is an extra special kind of fucked up, so thanks for that dickhead

Funny fish faces for #SundayFishSketch. Rock bass, white bass, and largemouth bass.

This is my painting, "Chunky Sweater"! Pushing my style and color by starting with zero sketch, painting first with my left hand and then finishing with my right! The Chroma Cats Collection: www.joyousjoyness.com/collections/... #art #cat #painting #catart

welp it's monday again or as i like to call it notintheslightestbitfunday

i have no idea what you meant but i love how you phrased it here have a repost

holding it all together by a thread and that thread is made of string cheese

Slightly diminish a book: Average Expectations

Slight diminish a book: Wuthering Mids

ATTENTION: this is from someone I follow on IG (hospicenursepenny). her best friend’s daughter was in a car accident that injured her and her baby, but her husband was killed; please share and donate if you can (I have done so myself). appreciate it I HAVE SPOKEN www.gofundme.com/f/supporting...