Me telling my friends about the time I received a $50 million buyout after losing back to back games as a 20-point favorite: yeah man it was crazy My friend who knows I once recruited a QB named Ethan Grunkemeyer: was the Grunk there?

Also: if you work for ICE, even if you’re not one of the ones arresting citizens or tackling 15-year-olds or zip-tying kids together and segregating them by race, you’re part of the mechanism making it happen, and you should suffer long-term social and post-regime-change consequences.

Ok I’ve been to both Montreal and Quebec City now so I can definitively call it: poutine is mid at best.

Lol at libs celebrating Trump not getting the Nobel Peace Prize when they gave it to a CIA-backed coup artist trying to take down the Venezuelan government cuz they won’t sell us oil for cheap

Around this time of year, brits will wear ‘poppies’ out of deep respect for the international heroin trade

Airlines being allowed to sell more tickets than seats is so cool. No other industry gets to operate an open scam like that.

Wish I could do this

Currently in a Quebec City taxi and the driver is playing a québécois version of the Kid Rock and Cheryl Crow song

9.5% is still a small beer imo

I’m at a work banquet and some dude is spinning a cube????

Zach Bryan lib-ing out. You love to see it.

JAMES POND 2 CODENAME ROBOCOD

I simply cannot pronounce French words properly without sounding sarcastic

Don’t think I’ve watched a single full episode of Simpsons. My mom HATED Bart and wouldn’t let me watch.

THE MASK

The kids are calling it “getting Kirk’d”

How the fuck do eastern time people watch UFC regularly? It’s 1 in the god damn morning and the main hasn’t even started.

ICE ads during a PPV. I hate this fucking “sport” so much.

Jiří Procházka is the only good UFC fighter

Fighter thanks Allah and the crowd boos. That’s UFC, baby.

When the fuck did UFC start using ref cam?

Lord help me I’m at a pub watching UFC for the first time in like 8 years

It’s so funny that this whole “Taylor Swift’s music sucks now” thing can be traced back to Cum Town.

WWF RAW

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METROID

My dad said One Battle After Another “wasn’t his cup of tea” and dear reader there could not be a better recommendation than that given his tastes.

GOLDEN AXE

TONY HAWK'S PROSKATER 4

MADDEN NFL 2001

MADDEN NFL '94

X-MEN 2: CLONE WARS

A few small beers

Paul Thomas Anderson has the Mandate of Heaven

NBA JAM

Friday's Final Jeopardy had maybe the worst wager of all time. Truly shocking fumble from an otherwise great player.

UFC fighter in his post-fight interview: "I don't give a shit about money.." Well, you're in the right line of work then, bud.

Nothing funnier than switching it to UFC and 2 dudes I’ve never heard of are in the middle of a 4 minute nut shot timeout

RIP Kaleb Horton kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/

THE LEGEND OF ZELDA OCARINA OF TIME

SUPER SLAP SHOT

MADDEN FOOTBALL 64

I didn’t really understand this part of the Kirk memorial but it went hard

I didn’t really understand this part of the Kirk memorial but it went hard

Interesting to see the CFL attempt to kill its own product.

It’s cool that they created something that googles stuff for you when you are too lazy and it also takes 1000 times more energy to do it and it’s wrong a lot

Inoki Forever