I enjoy whenever an entire household is beholden to the whims of one cat This animal just standing in the living room, screaming, while the human adults explain "Sorry, Gibby likes it when we smack his ass with a cardboard tube for 10mins at 6pm every day, hold on". That is good to me.

i stopped making "trans people are the canaries in the coalmine for fascism" analogies when i learned that miners would actually try to save the canaries after they passed out instead of going "wow, 1,000 more canaries and i might start to worry!"

Why did you transition, wrong answers only: Muttered, "I'll show you! I'll show you all!" once too many times and then panicked about what to show them all.

I stand by the principle at this point that anyone who has a useful product will call it "machine learning trained on..." or other technically accurate term. Not "AI." "AI" is a marketing term to steal valor from proven products and pass along bullshit to CEOs and customers.

Transhumanist as in

Granted I’m poly, but I encourage my spouse to “trust but verify,” and not just about sex. We have separate retirement accounts. I keep her in the loop about money even though she hates it. I don’t anticipate ever becoming an asshole, but preparing her for the possibility is a way I show love.

i think one of the most important and hardest to learn lessons in being a tranny faggot is that you should figure out what the cost of whatever tranny faggot thing you wanna do is before you throw up your hands and decide it’s too expensive and not do it

i think a lot of us take u the term transsexual not to delineate ourselves from trans people who havent done medical transition [yet], but because even the ally lib paradigm has been to call us transgender to reify the "gender≠sex, sex is as assigned@birth+immutable" terf bullshit

Not a bad way to spend the afternoon

A lot of my friends are trans, but a whole lot more aren’t. My cis friends do turn out to be trans sometimes, too. But the rest of them? They’re just folks who can be normal about being a friend. I have different medical needs, yup. So does everyone.

2025 trans ally: now let's be serious, nobody's saying you can change your sex Trannies 70 years ago:

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

My partner has needed a wheelchair to navigate the airport. The distance from curbside to ticketing to security to the tram to the gate at DIA is *a lot*. And then when they arrive to me at BOS, they can walk. Because gate to curb at BOS is way shorter, especially bypassing security.

New Illustration: "We Beat 'Em Before..." Taken from a British WW2 poster, the original features a WW1 German soldier at the top. I just swapped it for the Nazi soldier it had at the bottom.

this is the best phishing email I have ever seen in my life. they've been sending me very convincing looking account notices for months now and have gone with "we've made your email gay. you have to click here to un-gay it"

Reminder: You don’t have to spend the holidays with hateful family. You can literally do anything else. Nobody is owed your time or attendance.

We definitely need a better word, but marginalized people will regularly be part of another dominant in-group. I’m transsexual, a woman, non-binary, and a lesbian. But I’m also white, able-bodied, and college-educated. Intersectionality means acknowledging axes of privilege and oppression.

call me osha the way im going to make you be compliant

Tism the season

I'm giving out this star, so get it while you can folks

We deserve mead cups AND gay apparel, dammmit.

It’s utter bullshit that Bluesky labels these photos as “sexual content” just because I’m sexy. But I am sexy, so at least I’ve got that going for me.

Happy Sunday! I think I need a rest day after serving multiple looks yesterday.

Four years ago to this day I got my first tattoo. They were not kidding when they say that tattoos change how you look.

#2 is roughly 40% of why I host parties. I don't need *forcing* to socialize, but being able to socialize in a place that's more in my control and means I don't need to leave the house? That's pretty great too.

I want Hallmark movies with a twist: Woman goes to small town, meets hunky guy, he's fucking fed up with the bigotry and moves back to the city with her. Woman goes to small town, meets hunky guy, he's a fucking asshole, and so is her high school bestie's husband. She and her bestie fall in love.

"You're not like other girls." I am *just* like other girls. That you would think otherwise is because you do not appreciate just how varied girls and women are. That we all have rich, internal lives that you could never grasp.

Despite it taking poorly, if you're raised with the expectation of being a boy/man, you're going to have so much practice *trying* to fit in before you break out. You're gonna have to unlearn some behaviors. I do think they're pretty easy to reject once you identify them, but it has to be done.

"I'm going to come inside. I will stop if you say no, but I won't make you say yes to such horrible things"

Transgender is like driving stick: it's strictly disadvantageous at this point in time, but it's really fucking fun, and you'll look really fucking cool to anyone whose opinion matters.

We can’t afford a $1M trailer slot 😔 But reposts on Bluesky cost $0 - and they really help tiny teams like ours ❤️ If cozy medieval creativity is your thing, here’s our Scriptorium trailer!

5'11" is the white people of heights

I'd eat this every day if I could

Why are you polyamorous? Wrong answers only: The council will only allow me to remain non-binary if I’m girlfriend to one person and boyfriend to another.

Note to self: purchase/build spanking bench.

Inside the court and waiting to find out if I’m serving on a jury today. Let’s kill some time! Ask me anything!

On my way to jury duty and realized I forgot my wallet at home. Hopefully they don’t need to see my ID and/or a photo of my ID suffices.

“i can’t leave twitter, i need it, it’s where my audience is”

Oh hey, quick reminder: I did not think I had dysphoria of any sort back then. I looked good, had my shit together, enjoyed life. And yet, transition was right for me! You do not need crushing depression or dysphoria to give yourself permission to make a change. You can go from “okay” to “great.”

Learned yesterday that the mean life span of fat cells is 10 years! “Body and facial recomp continues to happen for up to ten years” 🥳 “It can take up to ten years to reach your final form.” 🥲 Guess I’m just gonna have to keep hitting the gym and building ass and thigh.

Good morning robots, transsexuals, and cryptids! The rest of you can have a good afternoon, we’ve implemented a priority queue system.

I’ve been on HRT for 40 months. There’s a lot of other work you gotta do, but it WORKS. Give it a try. But also tattoos.

Four years ago to this day I got my first tattoo. They were not kidding when they say that tattoos change how you look.

This, by the way, is why the "top/bottom energy" memes are so wildly wrong. Get me in the right head space and I'll be such a good sub. And then an hour later I'm carrying you over my shoulder. How someone acts IRL or on social media is not how they are at their most intimate.

The thing about the customer model of education is that the customers don’t always know what goes into making the product or why. So you end up with people thinking that the poetry module was useless and not understanding that it’s actually load-bearing so that engineers have souls.

This is canon for me. Like, y'all talk about how terrible you were at being men, and I respect that. I crushed the hell out of being a man. It was just kind of a boring game and I needed something more fun.

Campaign promises should be bold, attainable, and popular. She gets it.

Question mostly for the girls, but anyone can answer: What is the best/preferred erectile drug these days? Any interactions/concerns to be aware of that is a factor for us, but not for cis men? Sad to say, I trust Bluesky mutuals way more than a web search these days.

Question mostly for the girls, but anyone can answer: What is the best/preferred erectile drug these days? Any interactions/concerns to be aware of that is a factor for us, but not for cis men? Sad to say, I trust Bluesky mutuals way more than a web search these days.

HR departments countrywide need to start treating gendercrit employees as potentially hostile. As soon as you are required to interact with one, you dust off the rulebook, you dot every eye and cross every t, and you assume bad faith at every turn. They are a threat to every organisation.