Sometimes the noise of people having jobs is just too much and the labor market has to go to its room and read a book.

“First they fascinate the fools then they muzzle the intelligent.” ― Bertrand Russell

Browns new answer to the quarterback question: Give up. Just run the ball 13,000 times.

A DONALD TRUMP DICTIONARY: 'Fake News' = This is true and I hate it. 'You are a horrible person' = Stop telling the truth about me. 'Witch hunt' = Stop holding me accountable for my crimes. 'Hoax' = This is a damning indictment of me and my illegal activities. Stuff I really did.

#birdbot

They are seriously trying to uncancel Jeffery Fucking Epstein.

Before he even opens his mouth Vance’s face says “I’m lying right here inside my own head and I’m dumb enough to believe myself.” Then he comes out with this absolute horseshit.

Oreoboros

For the airplane + red aurora + big dipper fans. 😍

“Oh you say my fly is down? That’s seasonal.”

HASSETT: We're comfortable that inflation has come way down QUINTANILLA: Even though it's been increasing for 5 straight months? HASSETT: Well I guess there's ups and downs and seasonals

In a 19th Century novel called The Monk, a monk strikes a deal with the devil who promises eternal life. The monk executes the devil’s plans but in the end (spoiler alert) the devil takes form of a taloned flying beast, swoops down, snatches him by the skull & carries him to hell. Bc the devil lies.

🐊 A manual of the birds of Australia London, H.F. & G. Witherby, 1921. [Source]

“Somebody wake me up when I’ve made a deal…”

Just need everyone to Google the name "Rosalind Franklin" at this moment.

“Can’t believe I have to wait for this guy to finish dying in my office. I’m so bored.”

www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u... I’m supposed to fly tomorrow out of one of the affected airports. The only advice offered in this CNN article comes from an airline CEO who suggests I just buy another ticket on another carrier, just in case.

Your must read: “In all this, though nearly one in ten New Yorkers are Muslim, our fears, our lives, are simply not part of the national conversation. Instead, the state apparatus built to target us, one built on an image of us as a dangerous other, is getting more powerful as I write this. “

GIVE ME MY FUCKING TACO TRUCK!!

Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.

If you read this article you might think Trump has a 67% approval rating, rather than a 67% disapproval rating, the lowest of any point so far in either term. Just embarrassing reporting from the AP. apnews.com/article/trum...

The panda ant (Euspinolia militaris) is a creature with many SURPRISES. 1st, as some of you may have guessed it's not *actually* a type of panda, it just looks like one. 2nd & fewer of you would have guessed this. It's not even an ANT. It's a wasp where only males have wings. (📷: Chris Lukhaup)

Can someone please ask him how the GOP changed the 60 vote threshold twice in the last two months to approve 150+ trump appointees in one go? Cuz they are in charge and can change the rules to open the government. And they know it. They WANT the shutdown.

MC: Welcome to the 1st Annual Trump/AOC animal naming contest. First up, name 3 invertebrates. AOC: Squid, crab, snail Trump: You’re a very nasty person, you know that?

I guess racists are no longer going with that “states’ rights” thing.

It’s possible that Joffrey would mature a little by the time he hit 79.

The nation is experiencing…the big reveal….WHO TRŰMP & REPŰBS ARE. Citizens tear gassed… assaulted… WE ARE ALL POTENTIAL TARGETS.

I thought when the Trump administration announced plans for multiple concentration camps, that it would create a bright line given the historical resonance. But, no. Not a kitchen-table issue so whatevs. 🤷‍♂️

While Republican lawmakers acknowledged they support “lots of Nazi things,” texting was not one of them. www.npr.org/2025/10/21/n...

Remember when removing statues of confederate soldiers was “destroying history?”

“When we realised these jewels were only stolen to inflate the share price of a company whose entire value relies on the wholesale theft of other people’s art, we had no choice but grant immunity,” Genius from @waterfordwhispers.bsky.social waterfordwhispersnews.com/2025/10/20/l...

Mike Johnson is certainly not pro-American. But he probably would be if we just got rid of that pesky Constitution.

He’s got a bet with Trump and Vance to see who can lie the most.

I think JD Vance should hire one of these Young Republicans who praise Hitler and tell racist jokes. As a nanny. To watch his not-white kids. Just to prove to all of us how not-really-racist they are.

There are seven people I know for certain believe racism ended when Obama got elected. One is my racist uncle. The other six on are on the Supreme Court.

Remember when Devin Nunes got to be CEO of Truth Social purely because he was mocked relentlessly on Twitter? Bari Weiss is benefiting from that very breed of meritocracy.

BREAKING: This morning the Trump administration announced it will be designating The Wonder Pets a terrorist organization.

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

File under “shit everyone should have seen coming”: The guy who never paid his contractors wants the US to not pay its employees.

Heed his warning. Anti-theft laws are exactly what killed the stolen diamond resale industry.

COBOL, C#, Ruby on Rails

Is this who we are? 😳🇺🇸

This moment from our latest episode with science writer @edyong209.bsky.social is 🔥 We asked Ed — how do we talk up the benefits of science in the face of government cuts? He told us that's the wrong approach. 🧪 Listen wherever, or watch on Spotify 👇 open.spotify.com/episode/7Evh...

Back in the day, if you put a logical statement like this in your BASIC program it would melt the processor in your TRS-80. #gen-x

You can tell they’re illegal aliens because they’re sitting there in the ER waiting room chowing down on dogs and cats.

Take care. Protect your spirit. Goodnight. Thanks for the companionship.

Dear Nazi right-wingers: please start telling lies that do not contradict themselves within the same sentence. I’m starting to feel embarrassed for you and I really don’t want that.

the most important thing to remember when you see eugenicists who don’t believe that autistic people should exist rambling about “the autism epidemic” is not that they’re wrong about the “cause” (although they are absolutely wrong about it); it’s that they are eugenicists

No, New York Times. Jay Bhattacharya is not the 'chosen one' saving science — and platforming misinterpretations of his record, the NIH's work, and the way forward is not responsible journalism. Science has been working fine. MAHA Politics is what's thrown a wrench in the works. ➡️ zurl.co/L69il