It really is dog church

Paddle to this job’s ass every day

They should have let Parsons catch a few passes this game for fun

Random outcome generator ass franchise

I just realized I’m closer to texting my kids to ask who someone in pop culture is than my parents are to texting me to ask who someone in pop culture is.

The original Antifa super-soldier

It’s crazy that the Cowboys have been around for 65 years, have won 5 Super Bowls, and had 2 good coaches.

Ben Shapiro live podcast

You can disagree with how Eric Adams ran the City, but you have to admire his integrity and judgment

It could happen today

Bobby Petrino riding his motorcycle with one intern on the back and another on the handlebars through downtown Fayetteville screaming “double jeopardy, bitches!”

no better proof that we really and truly are operating in a post-shame society than "interim Arkansas head football coach bobby petrino"

Most drive thru burger places should have a PB&J

You would think the NYT would know what a memoir is..

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I’m going to have to correct the behavior of the oldest tomorrow for the first time in 6 or 7 years. Hopefully that takes us through another 6 or 7 years.

More like the G-O-Pee, they’re not worth a pis*

We’re in a going for it on 4th down bubble that isn’t sustainable

Who asked for this

Looks like my dawgs are at least about to tie up my tide, maybe even pull ahead

2025 SEC Champion Vanderbilt Commodores

Never a doubt #SicEm

The best competition of the weekend is going to be Hugh Freeze and Brian Kelly seeing who can blame their QBs the hardest in the postgame press conference.

I wonder if RBs fumble a bigger percentage of their receptions vs carries

Don’t know if I’ve ever seen anything like this

The pass rush looks completely different in the 3rd quarter.

I drafted A&M in our all-SEC CFB 26 league. There’s only one coach up for the unique challenge

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There should be a week 6 transfer portal.

Baylor’s defense is going to have to start generating turnovers. The defense feels like there’s no one who’s a liability but there are no standouts.

Bryson Washington march to the Heisman starts today

Uncatchable isn’t a thing for pass interference I guess

Do you think they’re letting Gundy watch this game during his ICE agent training?

It’s time to take out years of Stillwater frustration on OSU

Georgia Tech might be about to come back on Wake but man Clemson sucks huh

Illinois is just too explosive for USC

you are killing me with this #forbiddentreat

I bet Joel Klatt is a feet guy

Fox and ESPN should have an offseason crossover show where Dave Portnoy and Pat McAfee do zany adventures together like building and operating a deep water submarine and sailing a yacht through pods where orcas are mating.

Here’s the thing about these, I’m going to hunt them down and put them in my mouth. Today.

Fellow millennials, we have killed many businesses and even entire industries. It’s time we band together and kill food delivery apps.

Only one was the true keeper of the 11 herbs and spices

It doesn’t feel like we’re quite there yet, but fast approaching the point where the conservative justices all look at each other and say “fuck it, we might as well go for it now, what’s anyone going to do” and then just cancel elections and send congress home.

Players giving fans the bird: badass Fans giving other fans the bird: probably cool, at least funny Fans giving players the bird: stupid, not cool or funny

“If we have a Halloween day at school, I know they don’t want us to talk about Deadpool, but no one said you can’t wear the costume.”

He doesn’t do it as much as he did when he was 5 or 6, but I love it when my oldest gets wound up on something he loves. He can hold court for hours on something he’s interested in.

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