Incredible thread, each card reveal made me feel like another one of the final pieces of duct tape holding my sanity together had been severed

Haynes King 3rd term please

Considering pivoting to a career as a very loud goth Jeff Goldblum impersonator called Jeff Boldgloom

*sigh* great. There’s obviously some sort of device nearby I’m gonna need to use this on to compete a puzzle so I gotta lug it to the leftist coffee shop and bookstore with me

Damn this is a good edit www.tiktok.com/@caluffern/v...

it’s beautiful to think One Battle inspired a whole new generation to read Thomas Pynchon’s wikipedia page

Not my favorite but I say "money can be exchanged for goods and services" the most often

I’m looksavveraging

Monday Motivation: Blasting DMX and thinking about stealing an asteroid

Wonder tribute to Tomas www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEpF...

My daughter is excited about the historical time period of when I started college

You are the art www.youtube.com/watch?v=mb3u...

I just found the bluray of Phantom Menace I forgot we had and you KNOW I'm putting that shit on especially now that my TV is at eye level and the opening crawl makes WAY MORE SENSE than anything that's happening on EARTH right now

Good for my city shutting them off I guess www.kqed.org/news/1207207...

More Clair Obscur

What the hell was Qanon doing? There really was/is an international child sex trafficking ring and they got almost none of the leaders of it right. Just a whole group of world-class stupid motherfuckers, man

Calc I Calc II Calc III Calc IV Calc V

Just the best shit

Clair Obscur

Yelling at ICE is cool, re-uniting someone with their family is even cooler

You look at Bill Walsh's record at Stanford, or Jimmy Johnson at Miami, and it's clear Belichick's record at UNC is not hall of fame level

he got the anakin skywalker hand this is cazy

RUN THE BALL youtube.com/shorts/hf4mW...

If you want to fix your football team or your community, do what @hollyanderson.bsky.social and @edsbs.bsky.social say — ESTABLISH THE RUN I shouted a song about it

I am sharing this with my marketing team today non-ironically

Pour one out directly into a cake www.vulture.com/article/prue....

Oh no getting a little emotional at hour 1:15 of the podcast with @hollyanderson.bsky.social talking about a shirt company 😢

The spaghetti western @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social theme is an all timer

Check out these new songs, instrumentals, love how they turned out youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Check out these new songs, instrumentals, love how they turned out youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Unbelievably, new Georgia Tech running back Justice Haynes is not related to last year’s Georgia Tech running back Jamal Haynes, and of course neither is related to Georgia Tech QB Haynes King bc that is not how names work

But in short: Fav: GT Most hated: Liberty Happy when they lose: the entire SEC (less Vandy) + Clemson, FSU, Ohio St, Penn St

Now with much improved SICKO MODE (rank every team) cashlock-code.github.io/fbs-affectio...

The first time I read this, I thought, "What is this nonsense?" Then I read it again and realized that they're absolutely right. (Never played "Peak." My kid is a huge fan and nodded along enthusiastically to every word of this.)

I don’t have an NFL team and I mostly stick to CFB until January. I need a guide to jumping in to NFL right now as a college fan.

Share your CFB feelings (to hell with Georgia) cashlock-code.github.io/fbs-affectio...

Share your CFB feelings (to hell with Georgia) cashlock-code.github.io/fbs-affectio...

Get the crossbar next

Cleansing the timeline with this 2020 Lifetime romance where Mario Lopez played a sexy Colonel Sanders.

This series has been a little light for me over the holidays.

i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs

This angle. My god.

they should have to kill more pop tarts after every stage of the playoff

Who needs Kiffin when you have kicker

I find Michael Irvin kind of endearing because even though he is an all-time great football player who has won everything you can in the sport, he seems to go through the same range and intensity of emotions during Miami games as I do when I’ve had nine beers and the Dawgs are on TV

yelling something wild like "GOD MADE THIS" while the police try to detain him