Quote this with a movie you’d rate a perfect 10/10

Hey, the guy who's kid I once got mixed up with my own in a hospital nursery is President of the Falcons, that's neat

7-year-old last night with a "hurt" foot, running away once it's bath time

Just a NM away from a Ticket to Ride longest route

Was running down a too steep hill, couldn't control my stop. So I "aimed" for a picnic table, and went face first into a corner.

[7-year-old asks whats for dinner] Me: We're having grits! Wife: We are having polenta... Me: We're having FANCY grits!

Watching Gremlins for the first time in ?? years. Biggest takeaway so far: Billy's mom is the only competent person in town. She takes out 3 in the first two minutes she sees them, elite level horror movie performance. They had to sideline her or the whole thing would have been over in a half hour.

Friend yelled at UNC basketball coach Matt Doherty, during an 8-20 season: "30 straight 20-wins seasons, then YOU"

First I'd need to force scientists to invent time travel, and then: Tim Burton's original Batman Returns, with Marlon Wayans as Robin and Billy Dee Williams as Harvey Dent (playing the Christopher Walken story arc)

Just three notable Atlanta Braves fans waiting to see who's acquired for shortstop.

Studying this picture like the Zapruder film to figure out how old is has to be to have that little traffic. Currently have it pegged as at least 10 years old, possibly as old as 30.

Look, its still a dumb idea, but I'm old enough to remember multiple news broadcasts running interviews with Tom Clancy on Sept 12, 2001. We've always been this dumb.

Georgia Tech is run like a person who knows exactly how much they have in checking at all times, and exactly which bills can be delayed till payday.

So THIS is why they couldn't get Georgia Tech jerseys made in time to sell in the bookstore for the home opener 🤔

People are going to assume the fictional "South Georgia" college in Chad Powers is GA Southern, based on the location in Dawson, the interactions between coaches and boosters, and the expectation that they compete for a natty? It's Auburn.

Just a reminder that during the Richt-era, Mike Bobo earned the nickname "R2P2", because most offensive series were: Run Run Pass Punt

STONE SKIMMING SCANDAL! (attn: @briancgrubb.bsky.social )

Two examples of peak athleticism on the timeline

Haynes King just gonna run a little extra to make up for it

I remember the last time VT had a uniform "drop" in Atlanta

One of the strangest things that's ever happened to me was getting introduced to a 2nd cousin I'd never met at my grandmother's 90th birthday party and discovering that he created THIS.

Ok, these Padres trades are getting ridiculous, and Brandon Valenzuela is clearly a name that @briancgrubb.bsky.social made up

What if American Graffiti had been a flop? - George Lucas doesn't have the power to get Star Wars made - Industrial Light & Magic is never founded - We don't have Photoshop, or Pixar, or anything close to modern special effects

Last inning, 2 outs, down 1, runner on 3rd. Pinch hit HR to put us ahead (we were away, so had to play another half inning for the win). Oh yeah, this happened on my 18th birthday.

The little boy here is my son's best friend. They are a wonderful family who is going through an awful experience, please consider helping if you can. gofund.me/69a1ddce

The 5 or 6 I can remember are all random as hell, so let's go with one I DON'T remember. I was told we met Rod Stewart at a club in Edinburgh. I had a sufficient amount to drink that night that I do not recall it one bit.

This is almost certainly not going to work, but looking at IMDB for actors who are currently the age Ford was during Raiders..... Wyatt Russell would be a solid casting choice

Rained the entire game, and I had come down with the flu the day before

My best friend and I going into dial-up chatrooms and pretending to be the characters from Mad TVs "Lowered Expectations" sketches.

Star Was Ok, fine, thats not an actual movie title. Let's try.... A New Hoe

Yall remember that time back in 2003 that redshirt senior QB Brian Camp (#10) remembered Ralph Fridgens hand signals for 5 years and used them to give the Tech defense every play before the snap in a 7-3 GT victory? EDSBScharitybowl.com remembers #10 x 5 yrs x 3 pts = $150 (plus fees)

Not sure I'd want more of it from them, but Firth and Jackson were so damn good in these roles

As we wait for first pitch, I hope you'll consider a FanGraphs Membership. Being a Member comes with a bunch of great benefits, and it's the best way to both experience the site and support our work. We can't wait to watch this season with you!

Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer. Hard mode: No villains

I had to have a parent-teacher conference in 5th grade because I was doing "poorly" in math. During the conference I was finally able to point out to my parents that the grade was only low because the teacher had not averaged my grades correctly. My math grades.

At Whole Foods when I saw a guy staring at me across the produce section. I realized it was a friend I hadn't seen in a bit so I waved my hand to acknowledge I saw him. He kept staring, so I kept waving. I finally walked over to him and he said "Hey Bert, isn't that Jason Bateman you were next to?"

I've spent an hour trying to come up with words that do justice to Holly's here. I've now realized that I don't possess those words, so I'll just say "Thank you for sharing this with us".

Isn't this literally the Fantastic Four origin story?

Pissing off my 6-year-old by saying "let's play Mario Bros!" and then making him help me repair a toilet

Everyone's talking about TV shows they love, but I wanna know what's the WORST show you've seen every episode of? Feel free to distinguish between single season shows (Flash Forward) or multiple seasons you stuck out (Las Vegas)

@briancgrubb.bsky.social With all the recent attention on Challengers, I would just like to remind everyone that Zendya plays the voice of a Lollipop the horse in the extended Air Bud universe movie "Super Buddies"

Dear The Athletic, Please have a little more respect for your readers than to send them an email with the subject "The best prospect you don't know" and then go on to tell them to the name of arguable the #1 prospect in baseball, who has already signed a major league deal.

After all the meticulous planning and inside information, I have to ask: How the hell did Danny Ocean not know they had added a logo to the floor of the Bellagio vault 2 weeks prior???

@briancgrubb.bsky.social I hate to link to the other site, but felt it was worth bringing to your attention that the Pittsburgh Pirates have signed an international prospect named "Iverson Allen"

Losing always sucks, at least this time Atlanta just got beat. No bullshit infield fly, unbelievable errors, or closers left fuming in the bullpen. Philly just played better...credit to them.

Waiting outside a store and heard a guy being a blowhard, THOUGHT he had walked away and said to my friend "did you hear that jackass?". Guy and his friends overhear me, go into the store. Five minutes later our wives walked out and asked "Did you guys see Elijah Wood?" (he was one of the friends)

Don't really have a worst, but best is an easy call: In a Vegas casino and I look up and see Flava Flav about 15 feet away and walking straight towards me (yes, he was wearing the clock). As he's walking by we high five, and both continue on our way as if it was completely normal.

Me arriving home at 8am: Alright, biked the kid to school this morning! Great dadding, and it's totally gonna help me get back in shape. Me at 8:15: WTF? Why am I still sweating? Why is my HR still around 100? This sucks, I never want to do physical activity again.