uhh this is fine but i don't need a 2000 year old book written and rewritten by several cadres of pedophiles to help me to identify that trump sucks shit

SORRY YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD BURNT DOWN BUT THE FIRE DEPARTMENT JUST WASN'T TURNING A PROFIT

love to hear boomers whine about how their retirements are going, knowing I'll probably die on the job

Oh cool they gave a immigrant woman of color 15 years in prison because Matthew Perry had poor impulse control

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The dang news!

Iran’s Supreme National Security Council claims Tehran achieved a “historic victory” over the U.S. and allies, says Washington agreed in principle to a 10-point plan including sanctions relief, non-aggression, and regional military withdrawal.-Fars News Agency

When all this blows over Trumps gonna have to go to a NFL game with Ellen Degeneres to rehabilitate his image

what the hell man

(Guy who's bad at doing comparisons voice)

Hey @notredame.bsky.social i'll never donate another dime until you fire @akoustov.bsky.social

Bluesky is inherently immoral.

What’s the matter with you? What’s the matter with you, shipmate?

We need to call this what it is: a crime against humanity

As someone who hates the troops I say go for it

are you forgetting that you are dust and to dust you shall return, playboy?

Kim 4vr, the single, at least, is more guitar-centric and SY like than recently. youtu.be/M8_2lYNURu4

Neil Deeznuts Tyson

While we’re all celebrating the seahawks let’s take a minute to acknowledge Don McClean’s big milestone as well

The color of the sky in Seattle is outer space #424a51

DISLIKING AI IS ABLEISM!!!!

Whoop Whoop

Please, my magic bean, it is very sick

Look at this stupid motherfucker

Uh technically it’s ephebicide

Happy Black History Month.

George Washington Carver invented a kind of peanut projectile that can burrow through the human body until it finds the brain or the heart

This is a really touching tribute to a record and band I loved in high school

Podcast where the guest thinks he’s arriving to smoke weed and riff with the boys but the second he’s high Norm Finkelstein comes out of no where for an ambush debate

I hope someone in his circle is already looking at this

“.. Not a single Republican member of Congress showed up to the public forum .. on the violence inflicted by federal immigration agents, featuring testimony from the brothers of Renee Good ..” @newrepublic.com newrepublic.com/post/206100/...

This woman doesn’t care if someone was to say that she is a Grade A Dunce built by monkeys in a Moron Factory

If 100,000 people RT this, I will get a BBL

At media day, someone asked JSN what his job would be if he wasn’t in the NFL and he said “President of the United States”

More like Uncle CSAM amirite??

I think if we push hard enough we can get Weird Al Yankovic to run for president and win

three years ago all the radical centrists got convinced via group chats that if we simply threw trans people under the bus, the fascists would let us win everything else. instead we lost everything, and also trans people got thrown under the bus

Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50 Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it

They should make a Bullworth 2

Don't let Republicans and transphobes re-write history when they're the ones who've been orchestrating a genocide with a cabal of pedophiles all along. Trans people, yet again, were the canaries in the coal mine, and everyone just looked and said, "huh, there's a dead bird in there".

@gluesenkampperez.house.gov definitely primaried. Girl, bye. Looking at you @bhennrich.bsky.social

This is my best effort, I'm not entirely sure he says prepararme but it's the word that makes sense there, i think the rest is right, he was doing his best to articulate haha

i’m a hundred percent serious. open the fucking borders. crime is already illegal here.