we should abolish the electoral college

so the greatest season by a catcher *of all time* is not good enough to win the MVP?

Olivia Nuzzi got sent in to do a profile but it turned out she wanted to fuck the subject so we sent in Jacob Bernstein to profile her and it turns out he also wants to fuck the subject

Thanks dude but really this whole thing is a distraction

so basically this

Video: Ben Cohen via X (@YoBenCohen)

It was great committing [specific crimes] with you! Attached is the selfie we took while committing the crime. Remember how [witnesses] were there and observed it? Good times. Hope to commit many more premeditated crimes with you soon. Best, [full name] [address] [SSN]

"memebrain"

LETS REMEMBER SOME GUYS

OPINION: Peepee poopoo

There’s actually an obscure state law that says that if you’re a white guy who went to Harvard and you can say “nothing can be done” in a snide tone while posing as a pragmatist, the New York Times is legally obligated to publish anything you write

#OnThisDay in 1957, a giant sinkhole opened up in Seattle's Ravenna neighborhood. historylink.org/File/3138

That guy is right, everyone is 12

Incredible. Progressive challenger Katie Wilson now has a 91-vote lead in Seattle’s race for mayor. She had been steadily gaining on incumbent Bruce Harrell. There are about 8,000 ballots left to count.

@murray.senate.gov NOBODY WANTED THIS YOU JACKAL

@cbsnews.com can someone let Bari know that LMM says “Tim Kaine in the membrane” in this clip

Ahahahahaha fuck you the economist

Want to point out the first category featured in this is called “Much ado about Nutting”

You have access to all the information civilization has ever known. You can use technological marvels that were once considered miracles. So how do you end up saying something this dumb? What makes that happen?

#OnThisDay in 2012, Washington voters approved same-sex marriage and legalized recreational marijuana. historylink.org/File/10294

Her jersey will be hung from the NYSE rafters

Charlie Kirk has to share his annual campus holidays with this guy now

Charlie Kirk AND his shooter have endorsed ANDREW CUOMO for mayor of NYC

You should give the award back if you’re just going to fire everybody responsible for earning it

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Go dodgers

My dog looks really high in this picture

Olympic long piss

fuckin show off

Apologies to miss eilish, I was unfamiliar with your game

Graham Platner has a tattoo of Hitler's face on his upper left hip so when he gets a boner it looks like Adolf's doing a Sig Heil

dudes can i get a “hell yeah”

Graham Platner has a tattoo of Hitler's face on his upper left hip so when he gets a boner it looks like Adolf's doing a Sig Heil

it is really funny to say this and then turn off comments

Do they?

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