adding another piece of evidence to my ‘xennials are neither xers nor millennials’ file: “we are young” and “mr. brightside” were each at one point my eldest and middlest child’s favorite songs, respectively filing it next to the fact that nirvana’s nevermind came out the month i turned 10

Valkyries and WNBA fans should probably follow photographer @fuzyjoe.bsky.social.

👇👇👇 if your audience is on substack, it’s not your audience 👇👇👇

bluesky discourse is like fireworks if you're not seeing it live it's probably not worth catching up on what happened

you know it's gonna leave a mark when you foul a ball off your shin and it still gets past first base

ahhhhh i cannot wait to dig in to this

Listen to Charles Schulz, in his own words. This shit is a literal affront to what he believed in and his craft.

MOTHER’S DAY FOR MOTHERS, ALL CRIME IS LEGAL

ok im not in games so i don't go to pax or whatever but if you are & roblox ppl show up at the next conference please like. trash their shit and throw paper cups at them or something bc what the fuck is this

I know she is in that moldy-ass house right now crying screaming throwing up ripping her hair out about this and I'm really enjoying imagining it

For context, it's 1 year in jail the 2nd time a trans person uses a bathroom in Idaho without assaulting anyone or doing anything in the bathroom that isn't exactly what you're supposed to do in the bathroom. Cis child rapists: 6 months Trans ppl who are alive: 1 year

Every version of this story is written by the Hollywood Reporter and it fails to reference every previous version of the story but all the enthusiastic, typo-addled references to "brand partnerships" are really making me laugh www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...

yeah this is kinda the problem. the problems don't just go away when the blue team wins, they have to actually fix things.

Ya know, one of the better ways to dispel the hold a Chatbot has on someone is to have another human enter the conversation. The bot is inclined to agree with whatever the latest person said or tends towards the less crazy response, plausibly showing the affected party that it’s not their friend.

Scene at a Bullfight, Diversión de España, after Francisco de Goya, early 19th c, 📸 by @byalexcoffey.bsky.social

I started working as a sportswriter in college when I was 18. I was 20 when I began covering the Tigers and Pistons. I'm going to be 60 when the New Shock start playing. That doesn't even seem real.

brand-new chevy truck with an american-flag bowtie: degenerate, capitalist, fascist brand-new chevy truck with a mexican-flag bowtie: based, pro-social, revolutionary

BLUESKY: "ty, you're insane. republicans are not terrified of these midterms, and will keep gerrymandering themselves more safe seats forever!!!!" MY FIRST-TERM GOP HOUSE REP: *introduces a bill to stop between-census redistricting and writes an op-ed about it* www.detroitnews.com/story/opinio...

hop on and help funfactor become a real twitch channel ***right now***!

the democrats lost the house because they did a bad job campaigning in 2024, not because us pesky “good government types” did “unilateral disarmament”

literal lol

wait, what do you mean “there are only so many people who can spend six billion on a football team”????

extreme partisan gerrymanders are *fragile*!! normal-sized shifts in political environments (including, you know, backlash to extreme gerrymandering) can make a bunch of your little hand-picked districts flip

i don’t have any knowledge of the virginia constitution, but looks like at least a couple of unforced procedural errors here

as a new sumo tournament starts this weekend, & all the stars are hyped, let us remember that loveable loser "the brave racehorse" Moriurara, the 38 yr old guy that's been plugging along in sumo's lowest ranks since 2010 (but never quits, despite never succeeding)

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Hey yall more than ever ? It is important you MUTE and ignore agitation agents Organize against them , provide citations , but do not argue with racists or people who deny racism If someone is not PROACTIVELY decrying the loss of Black rights . Note it .. then starve them of attention

once again the answer to everything you’re mad at in a think piece is to subscribe to worker-owned media outlets, like: @flaminghydra.com @defector.com @weareravenous.com @aftermath.site @gourmetlives.bsky.social @404media.co

Comixology Submit is how I initially transitioned from webcomics to comic books. It was beautiful for a few years. Anyway. I will never forgive or forget the people who sold the company to Amazon and I will probably die mad about it.

Galadriel: "Needless were none of the deeds of Gandalf in life" Gandalf: *makes his weed smoke a cool ship*

can we just rule-of-cool that three? no?

jenkins can jump so much. like, maybe too much

how many bottles of dye you think harden uses in that beard four? seven?

look at my democracy dawg i’m going to jail

I imagine those who think they could NOT beat Trump in a fight are the same people who think they COULD get a point on Serena Williams in tennis

some folks will never tax the rich/but then again, some folk’ll it’s governor kathy hochul

my hottest political take right now is that “let’s not use the language of the academy when talking to people who think presidents have direct control over the price of gas and eggs” is not actually maligning academics

reminding you once more that if you like learning about the publishing industry, this episode will be really fun for you

for the record i would not have believed it was a* misclick**, but i would have preferred he acknowledge that he did it and move on rather than use the tools of his job to enforce a false reality where he didn’t * several **misclicks

the more I think about it, the more I feel like “Odysseus is from Boston” is true in a sort of ecstatic truth way

Help me hit affiliate on Twitch! Drop by the stream, pop it on the background, say hi in chat, and watch me suffer through some seriously awful games. We're so close to affiliate, but just need to up our average viewer number over the next few streams.

"Kilcher only learned that Cameron had used her facial features so directly after an interview clip of the director began circulating on social media last year... Cameron stands with the Neytiri sketch: The actual source for this was a photo in the LA Times, a young actress named Q’orianka Kilcher"

let’s *inhales* gooooooooooo

RIP freud. you would’ve loved whatever this is.

Class in the US is entirely a matter of aesthetics now. Rich suburban kids are “country”. Beard Dudes who look like they love IPAs are “working class.” Teachers who make $32,000 a year but have to dress up sort of nice in JCPenney clothes are “elites“. None of these words mean anything anymore.

Dawkins spending his entire career berating basically pretty normal people for being so stupid as to believe in God and then immediately giving himself Roko's Basilisk Derangement Syndrome after talking to the AI catgirl waifus is just the funniest shit.

#WPBL Los Angeles centerfielder Brittany Apgar took to Instagram looking for tips, tricks, and resources to protect her nub so it doesn't split open when she's at the plate. www.instagram.com/reels/DX-SfU...

every single one of these cracks me up