so, like, exactly what Joe Biden fucking did?

Hey, Beshear, Lis Smith, & associated Majority Dem-types: If you want to kill group-speak, how about we start with “officer-involved shooting,” “ice agent involved-shooting,” “weaponized vehicle” & other mealy-mouthed obfuscations of state-sanctioned murder?

Now watching boxd.it/kwvY

*instantly converts your body into a salt formation of some kind that is not a pillar*

Aborting the little baby Yoda

It's ok to get a little silly with it on the weekend

Swapping out my blood for the juice in those raver neon glow sticks so I can save myself the hassle of having to remember to bring the sticks to the rave

Doing the magic trick where I pull a quarter out of your ear but it's a little slip of paper with a banger post I wrote for you to make

They’ve been holding these charity events for 40 years and yet they still haven’t found a cure for wrestlemania. I’m starting to think the whole thing is a scam

This is a trick. ALL conference rooms have the most threatening aura. They're all part of the same vast conference room. They're like a rhizome. They grow like mushrooms.

view from dog

The accuracy

me and my moots

All the people who're extremely upset about Molly Shah or individual Palestinians desperately begging for help insisting that there are ~legitimate~ channels to help people never seem bothered about stuff like this:

"Balls to the walls" derives from the Old English "Manparts to the ramparts".

I'm a poop bus story centrist, I still think it's stupid funny, but also shouldn't be used as a critique of the band

Not seeing any crimes being committed here...

My kid doesn't even know about the hair monster under the bed lmao

today is as good a day as any to abandon all your responsibilities and gather a crew to sail the seven seas

Ideal relationship dynamic

Not even 80-88, the Dem Party essentially threw its left wing in the garbage after McGovern got smoked in 72 and a guy who’d have been a Republican in 1944 ended up winning the ‘76 nomination bsky.app/profile/corn...

I didn't mention it yesterday, but there will be NO special invites for this anthology. Every piece will be chosen from the open call, which I'm pretty excited about.

We have such a short moment on this planet, imagine using it to advance fascism and genocide in the name of rooting out "scams". What a shameful, pathetic existence.

Some people in the office were like "He shouldn't crash into the word 'Tech,' that's too on the nose, but I was like "Guys this is our first metaphor -- it should be juicy!" Anyway next week we're gonna have a Bald Eagle die of measles so look out for that one.

I drove her out of her house and now I plan to drive her out of the senate.

They should call it the Serpentine Curve of Hormuz

This is not a knock on DMB but if you had told me twenty years ago that Dave Mathews would be this outspoken on an issue that Radiohead completely shat the bed on, well... I would've been surprised!

Explosive & really outrageous revelations in here about a billionaire's private surveillance network completely run amok. If we can't stop Dolan from spying on us at MSG, let's at least cancel his sweetheart tax break. (1/2)

cis ppl explaining the "simple" definition of a "biological female"

The Blacksmith Union is telling us to strike while the iron is hot and I'm not sure if I should go to work or not

British towns are always being upon bodies of water

not coincidentally, right wing uncles and university leaders are the two groups most likely to ask why the hell you’re doing a humanities degree

Hey seriously, literally in the bills it says they'll also use identifying information, such as your age data for "other purposes". That means your data goes into a government surveillance database. This would be for ANY *OS*, which is the thing your fucking PC runs off of. Call your reps NOW.

Robert Plant was named after a guy named Robert and a form of life known as a plant

Seems like movie dialogue never has the word "ergo" anymore since The Matrix 2

Was depressed so I watched a Pasolini adaptation of de Sade by myself, call that " so low, saw Sálo solo"

RIP

incontinent adult baby fetish guy coming home from work and changing into a different diaper like mr. rogers

All of his businesses and property should be nationalized and dissolved and he should be stripped of literally every single asset and dollar. Put him in public housing and let him live off of whatever UBI the next Congress passes.

the crisis of modernity

You wouldn't haunt a hill house

Seems like movie dialogue never has the word "ergo" anymore since The Matrix 2

They should call it basesball

Devoting my life to minimalism call that minimalmaxxing

Pitch: Spiderphone - It's a phone in the shape of a spider, and it can bite you for real