An “internal Meta memo” about inserting facial recognition in glasses noted that the ethically-fraught feature “‘should ideally be launched during a dynamic political environment where many civil society groups that we would expect to attack us would have their resources focused on other concerns.’”

this is what it boils down to me, as someone cursed with the kind of brain that finds TikTok shorts to be infuriatingly slow-moving as compared to reading text at hyperspeed until my eyeballs dry out

This is what peak performance looks like.

They repo’d my car last night, even though I’d just made a payment on it. I have to call to check the feasibility of getting it back, but anything you can send me in the meantime to help bring the account current would be greatly appreciated. I really can’t afford this. Venmo/Cashapp: claymationary

Jimmy Cuntman United States, Census, 1950

I wrote about the FEAR STREET trilogy ahead of its 5th (!!!) anniversary for @macabredaily.bsky.social www.macabredaily.com/articles/ter...

It’s not just students, it’s grown ass adults too.

(A) incredible and (B) an excuse to post this

Mike Lee is not just rage-tweeting about the DoD's new religion codes, he's now in a full meltdown manically replying to people demanding they read the Book of Mormon because he can't shrug off how his far-right brainworms X feed was full of people saying "lol Mormons aren't Christians, suck it."

When plague doctors get sick they call the plague doctor doctors (birds wearing human masks)

Carve this into the driver side door of a tech CEO's Porsche

There are currently more bills attacking trans youth’s right to play sports across the U.S. than there are trans youth in school sports.

To be incurious is a type of death

(kid playing with dem action figures) This one has a nazi tattoo that disappears when he gets wet This one has a paintbrush but he's mortally wounded

Top Ten Things That Don't Feel Okay Right About Now

If we can evolve to metabolize microplastics we can do just about anything, I say to myself as i frantically assemble a report due for a zoom call with company leadership in ten minutes

MRIs are easily a top ten diagnostic device

People tell me I'm good at dad jokes and that in turn always makes me laugh due to the dark irony that all of my children died due to negligence while I was working on my tight 5 over the last ten years or so

Have not felt the poster's spirit move me much last week. Perhaps next week I will have more well-timed barbs to retort and devastatingly concise insights about life and culture.

Need y'all to understand the pattern here: Israel issues mass evacuation orders. Anyone who doesn't abide is then deemed a legitimate target. This is a two-pronged strategy for ethnic cleansing.

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BLOGGER WHO HAS NEVER HELD A REAL JOB: you bitches sound just like human reources

eating pussy

*hears a song being played on a calliope* oh sick its the song with the ice cream soundfont

A lot of y'all owe this man your whole sense of humour; go drop a dollar: www.gofundme.com/f/back-our-s...

Released 47 years ago "California Über Alles", a single by the Dead Kennedys Dead Kennedys - "California Über Alles" (Live - 1979 Mabuhay Gardens - San Francisco) #punk #punks #punkrock #hardcorepunk #deadkennedys #history #punkrockhistory

This guy is Irish (apologies to the good Irish).

Almost certainly the best thing I was ever told about owls was when I met an owl handler at an owl sanctuary and he told me that the wild owls who lived near the sanctuary worried about the tame show owls there and sometimes stopped by to leave them shrews and mice as presents.

Jonnie Jarko starring Jake and Jaggie Jyllenhall

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We quite literally have a whites only refugee program and somehow the media won’t call the Administration white supremacists.

It should be a scandal that Susan Collins voted to confirm a 34 year-old "not qualified"-rated judge who has never tried a case to a lifetime federal judgeship. That the Maine press treats it as not even worthy of comment goes a long way to explaining how we got here. #MEpolitics

Your malicious optimism is ruining a lot of shit. You're hurting a lot of people man

….is that a serious question?

When you say "take on war", you're referring to him spending most of the last decade with "horny for war-crimes" as basically his only consistent belief, right?

Horror people turn up for unfamiliar movies with unproven directors and no-name actors. Horror people are the ones who don't use "low-budget" as a pejorative. Horror people will watch horror from 100 years ago. It's not weird that horror people are like this, it's weird that other genre fans aren't.

Instead of wasting time with bad horror essays by writers who don't know or care about the genre, consider picking up some good horror essays by writers who do know and care about the genre.

"I believe that monotheism is a gift from the gods." – Emo Philips

This morning, I spoke to families with loved ones in Delaney Hall. They told me about an appalling lack of access to healthcare, violence and intimidation by guards, and horrible living conditions within the facility. I’m going back to Delaney today to continue the fight to shut it down.

what an absurd essay. horror cinema is always doubly popular in times of social and political disarray. as in now.

“The event may not be about politics, but politics will be humming in the background regardless.” Every single dopey mainstream write-up fails to connect the dots that this is Trump’s reward to UFC for UFC helping to rehabilitate his image, return to power and stay out of jail. Insane media fail.

Adorable young kestrels surprised by a butterfly.

A new report shows that nearly half of U.S. households did not earn enough to cover their necessities in 2024.

someone on Twitter once posted a breakdown showing how many gay men died of AIDS in various districts of Florida, overlaid with how many votes Gore lost those districts by in 2000, and I've genuinely never been okay since. there literally would have been no George W. if those men were still with us

again, if you’ve ever wondered how Kentucky got a Democratic governor elected in 2019 it’s because he was disciplined as hell and most importantly he was running against this guy’s reelection. even Republicans cannot stand this fuck