Incredible scene: Travelers wait on hours-long security line at George Bush International Airport in Houston while Lee Greenwood’s “God Bless the USA” blasts through the speakers. (video shared directly with me)

NEW: from pickup artists filming drunk women to pranks on retail workers, @milesklee.bsky.social looked at how Meta Ray-Bans are making annoying men everyone's problem: www.wired.com/story/the-ri...

Free speech is when Republicans can say what they want and when you can say what they want. bsky.app/profile/mjsd...

Poettering is a dangerous force in the GNU/Linux ecosystem Its well past time that we **cut him out** of the community and stop letting him have power over projects Take this "justification" for "tracking birthdays in systemd" #systemd #linux #opensource #gnu #debian

Square Enix announces it will integrate Google’s generative AI Gemini into popular online game Dragon Quest X

Hooting and hollering at the Mueller She Wrote lady name searching for people making jokes about her and then QTing them and adding "they're threatening to unalive me".

I'm losing it at this delivery robot getting absolutely smoked by the Brightline train in Florida 🤖🚅

You can oppose Israel’s genocide without using antisemitic dogwhistles.

Dylan M. Taylor, a Senior DevOps Engineer at Credit Genie, pushed age verification PRs to systemd, Ubuntu, & Arch. He collaborated with two Microsoft employees to merge it. Lennart Poettering then personally blocked the revert & allowed the PR through. The surveillance state runs on unpaid simps.

Me: “Yeah, I won’t be able to help out at at the egg hunt next weekend, I’m heading to Baltimore.” Lodge Brother: “Oh? What are you doing there?” Me: “This is a society with secrets. You got secrets, I got secrets. Let’s keep it that way.”

it is extremely easy to create a podcast about bad people and not plagiarize me. literally just call it anything you want. the premise itself is almost impossible to plagiarize. and yet somehow AI found a way

GOTY?

real footage from the metaverse via @samleecole.bsky.social

This is both your faults @postoctobrist.bsky.social @josie.zone

Perfect

they literally renamed the entire company after this

EXCLUSIVE | A billionaire who just landed a $314 million contract to build and operate a new ICE mega-jail was once accused of making death threats against his employees and their families if they told anyone about the company’s alleged financial troubles.

no matter how much “important journalism” the times does, it’s more than undone by the overwhelming jeremy peters of the entire institution quit the new york times yes even the wordle connections too

Yeah I’m excited about Dune 3. Dune 3 chicks at the same time

The Amazing World of Tomorrow

The year is 1970 you are on the samovar service Alaskan air flight from Siberia. A better future is still possible if you succeed in your mission to assassinate the governor of California.

if you've been enjoying esoteric ebb maybe don't read this review, i'm not very nice to it

Youtube thumbnails from ancient times

The details of this even in this piece are brutal. She was babysitting 4 kids when she was arrested, what happened to them?!

For many of us ADHD is debilitating. It is not cutesy uwu wigglebrains like some dipshit internet personality might make it out to be. It's *a disability*. It can cause days upon days of complete inaction, senseless hoarding, and a host of other severe interpersonal problems.

I don't do a lot of ADHD talk in general because I frankly find the online environment for it annoying, misinformed and infantilizing (or rife with 'you're perfect the way you are' toxic positivity) much of the time. This has come up so frequently tho that I needed to finally say something.

This is a cliff on comet 67P/Churyumov–Gerasimenko. It's about 1 km tall. If you jumped from the top, it would take you 47 minutes to reach the bottom, and you'd probably be OK.

What a wild way to approach someone

It CAN be...

BREAKING: The Pentagon is deploying a Marine Expeditionary Unit (up to ~2,500 Marines) to the Middle East after Iran intensified attacks in the Strait of Hormuz. Source: WSJ

Faine has discovered that Napoleon’s preserved penis looks like Alf Hog. Please protect yourself.

I think we should replace bank notes themselves with otters.

My favorite of the day (my kid laughed hysterically)

crocopillar

Have we considered widening?

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

National Guard units are still wandering around DC, and as far as I can tell they do... nothing. But this morning I saw a group of four CamoKids walking down the street, and when they got to the corner they did a little formation, and I just thought it was the funniest thing.

This must sound so cool if you're an ignoramus.

WHAT IS THE CHARGE? DRAWING ANIMAL KNEES? SUCCULENT ANIMAL KNEES?

Ah yes. The Three Genders. - Trans - Lesbian - Drummer

One thing I've been stressing is that, if Hormuz traffic remained stopped, the monumental oil supply shock will manifest as sharp price spikes in wealthy nations that sap disposable incomes In poorer countries, the shock will manifest as outright physical shortages.

Re: SubscribeStar banning sexual content with characters that don't have "human-like knee orientation" fsjdkldbh Tried to shitpost and got carried away lol subscribestar.adult/prohibited_c...

This is important if you don't want visa or MasterCard to tell you how to spend your money.

Every time I think he can’t go lower, he finds a way

The reactions to Bluesky having a new CEO

Then you don't support trans equality you Nazi fuck

The sports argument is the on-ramp. Politicians who say "I support trans rights except in sports" are either too naive to understand what they're agreeing to, or they understand it perfectly.

NO NO NO YOU DON’T GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL tell everyone you know www.freetaxusa.com