it's wild how the positive use cases are like "save 5 minutes reading a long doc" and "write a generic email faster" and the negative use cases are "get encouraged to dive deeper in psychosis, misogyny, or suicidal thoughts" and we're still on the fence about overall value

This composition had eluded me for nearly a decade, but yesterday I was finally able to capture it. A train rolled through just as the Duquesne Incline was crossing over the tracks in #Pittsburgh, creating a picture perfect winter scene. It was worth the hours and hours I've waited over the years.

[bursts through the wall like the Kool-Aid man, visibly out of breath] trashed panda

Raccoon gets drunk at a Virginia liquor store and passes out in bathroom

have you seen this

As Promised: part 1 Least functional kitchen ever !

I see it everywhere now

Every sentence here is even crazier than the last.

Nature Begins Reclaiming Chuck Grassley

So...American comic artists have always struggled with horses, huh?

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

In my personal life I have also seen this phenomenon from people of the Islamic faith, and refugees of all kinds. Basic decency gets you so far. (The other day I had a Lyft driver who was astonished that I could name two cities in Ghana.)

It's funny just how easy it is to be cis and get the support of the trans community here. A simple, but active statement of "trans people are real and we should get off their fucking backs and let them be who they are" basically gets full credit. It speaks to just how nasty trans people have it.

I’m not sure what to make of this survey, honestly? If you’re a young person in solidarity with Gaza, or against police killings, or you’re trans or queer, would you have reason to trust the news?

Do you think god stays in heaven because he fears what he had created?

Freak on a leash

There is a direct correlation between how fake your job is and how much value you see in AI

Farage has openly campaigned on racism, nativism, and xenophobia, his entire political career. Yet, to the media, he can only be said to have been "dogged by allegations" because nobody can prove he spoke slurs. This is white supremacy defining the terms so as to endlessly obfuscate the issue.

Think about all the evil assholes in this administration. They *all* expect to die of old age, obscenely wealthy, surrounded by family, because that is how the US has allowed *every single previous evil asshole* to live after doing their atrocities. They learned they will never be punished.

Please know that the house with the Doom bathroom is for sale: aftermath.site/doom-bathroom-...

This is fundamentally Nazism. The idea that different peoples than the favored races carry degradation in their very genes, that they cannot strive to become better because biology compels them to be worse. It’s not just repugnant, it’s a bald faced lie.

And liberals want to make it about when he got asylum? As if that doesn't play right into Miller's narrative? This is a consequence of a bipartisan military complex and addiction to brutality. Grow up.

The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.

Springer-Nature statement “Whilst the details of peer review are confidential, we can confirm that the article underwent two rounds of review from two independent peer reviewers, supporting an accept decision.” How am I now expected to believe that two people looked at the paper twice and DGAF?

The Incredible, Unlikely Story of How Cats Became Our Pets www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-...

The Smiling Friends go to a furry convention.

Overheard at HEB this morning: "Wait, you're telling me vinegar smells like that because it's Jewish?" "...what are you talking about?" "You said it smells that way because of the Hasidic acid." "ACETIC ACID. ACETIC!"

My favorite one of these has to be the kinky furry throuple

I felt inspired to dub over this thread

Keep your Friendsgivings close, and your Enemiesgivings closer.

Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service

I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.

In America they arrest you if you tell someone else not to commit a crime

Every elite authority in the UK appears to have lost their mind in precisely the same way

Count your blessings. @theonion.com

a left-of-center charles murray type who argues that we must stop blaming the myriad problems of southern whites on their diseased culture and instead accept that southern whites are genetically inferior

This one really is useful because you won’t see a more clear demonstration of one of the most damaging political phenomena of the era: the reactionary professional mind rejecting unacceptable reality, only able to process and comprehend it via something close to conspiracy theory.

I think Hakeem Jeffries is an insane ideologue it’s just that his ideology is centrism

somebody on here suggested awhile back that a pretty compelling 2028 Democrat campaign promise would be "on day one I will deploy a WPA-scale army of forensic accountants across every square inch of the federal government" and I think about that every day

hey does anybody want to mind some rich moron's five neglected kids while getting malnutrition in a shack full of dangerous snakes lmk. no pay

I'm going to utilize my one (1) lifetime Rick & Morty jumpscare b/c this scene is prescient.

There is a real possibility that an immediate move to impeach and convict in the hours after Jan. 6 would have succeeded and Trump would have been disqualified. Republican opposition to conviction noticeably stiffened once the Fox News machine kicked in days later. But Pelosi dithered for a week

Elon Musk can't get humans to love him so he made a robot to love him instead and now all the humans are making fun of the robot. This is the smartest man in the world, a once-in-a-generation genius and clear member of the natural aristocracy

Episode 46: Sapiens It's an ambitious goal to write the entire history of humanity in just 400 pages. It's even more ambitious to do it without reading any research.

So you're telling me that America is making up a story about weapons of mass destruction to justify murdering innocent people for political purposes and control of foreign oil? Idk sounds pretty far-fetched