Since I am now seeing Inflatable Left Sharks at the anti-ICE protests, may I make a suggestion? Because I am willing to bet none of the He-Man Woman Haters in ICE ranks like Katy Perry www.youtube.com/shorts/J38La...

Customer: "We want to remove this important 3rd party portion of your software and replace it with our own. Will this affect service?" Me: "Considering that we didn't test it with your version, I would say 'yes'. Also, what the fuck?"

Oh hey! I forgot they were doing a new "The Running Man" movie. By the looks of the latest trailer, it's gonna be fun. ...oh hey, that excitement has JUST been tempered by the knowledge that this will likely replace Squid Game for a little bit in a whole lot of "where it shouldn't be" places. 🧵

And tonight's movie with friends was the first Addams Family movie. Always saw the second, never the first. ...I'd prefer more of that than the dark, broody, edgelord vibe Wednesday gives. Alas.

The more I see AI stuff infiltrating my spaces, the more I wonder when the hell Rache Bartmoss is gonna release hi R.A.B.I.D.S.

"I asked chatGPT" "I asked Grok" yeah well i asked goombella and her tattle log says you're a bitch

Sitting here, watching Willy's Wonderland with friends, and it hits me. Somewhere out there is a timeline where, in Cyberpunk 2077, Johnny Silverhand is played by Nick Cage

This got me curious. I looked up the game and thought it was worth a look. Bought it. Finally sat down to play it. I...ah...lost two hours to it without realizing. So...I do recommend it. If this is what DEI delivers, then hook it directly to my veins.

Honestly thinking they need to stop handing out them Peacy Prizes for a decade or so...

....Imma need a bigger popcorn bucket for this presidential crashout

Facebook has reminded me that it's been two years since this little freeloader was taken in. Happy gotcha day, you hungry lil' bastard...

...not expecting to see @caseyexplosion.bsky.social in my Youtube feed this morning, and yet... www.youtube.com/shorts/u6EYN...

...oh dear...

...is that fucking Reptar?!

Favorite Muppet? Oh, that one's easy. And all my co-workers will confirm it, too.

And the internet (well, the decent parts of it, anyway) collectively UNCLENCHED

And what was my reward for last night's call that lasted until midnight? A THREE HOUR CALL STARTING AN HOUR BEFORE MY SHIFT STARTED WITH A CUSTOMER USING SOFTWARE THAT WAS NEW WAY BEFORE I STARTED! It got cleared up, thankfully. Also, they're upgrading. Or else. And two more cases closed by me. Yay

Friday: "Customer wants to do the thing at 7 am on Wednesday." Me: "Fine. I have my on-call shift on Tuesday. With my luck, someone will call me into action." Me, on that Tuesday, after working on a customer until almost midnight: "I should play the lotto."

Hard Drive can confirm Stephen Miller is even shorter than Oddjob in Goldeneye 007 for the Nintendo 64.

...I genuinely hope this happens. Not because it's going to be successful. Noooooononono! Because it is going to be reviewed, panned, and the crash out is going to be an epic of LotR proportions

Banned Books - Gator Days

"Verify you're human!" Who're you? X-com?

...feel like we may need to bring Chiitan over to the states. You know...for backup.

Well, clean up from Friday's hell run at work was fantastic this morning. Only took an hour to do. Now I can repay the guy who ignored the chat on Friday back by ignoring it today. *3*

currently the mood rn

*deep breath* I am a mature individual. I can accept that caricature is a part of our way of expressing ourselves as humans. I am still going to have to talk to our Werewolf the Forsaken storyteller, however, because he just had us interacting with the art teacher's classic Volkswagen Beetle,🧵

Average ICE supporter stat block: www.dndbeyond.com/monsters/169...

Sir...SIR! I am trying to do shit!

Toxic by Britney Spears

I want a new job where I don't get phone calls at 8-9 o'clock at night because some asshole customer decided to pitch a fit. Nobody in my field is hiring. Everyone that I see that MIGHT hire me is not paying enough for me to survive on. I'd like to catch a bullet now! <3

...so when's check out?

...I am so...fucking...tired...

Ya know...with everything I'm seeing today about people trying to Christsplain the Bible to the Pope, I would die happy if he posted and accused every one of these people and the people who think like them of being Satanic agents and condemning them to hell...

HAPPY RACCOON APPRECIATION DAY!!!

IT'S TIME TO WAGE WAR AGAIN!

...hmm... #JustSteamThings

I just picked this up recently. I whole-heartedly recommend you do as well.

And now, it's time to produce some support craft for my merc lance. That means TANKS! Also known as: -the SRM carrier (I CAST 60 MAGIC MISSILES!) -the LRM carrier (I CAST 60 MAGIC MISSILES OUT OF YOUR RANGE!) -the Manticore (I CAST AN ACTUAL MAGIC MISSILE (PPC)! AND OTHER MAGIC MISSILES!)

...this one seems important... youtu.be/VbvksChg3D4

We're going to end up in the future (albeit late - it as set in 2017) where The Running Man is hosted by Mr. Beast instead of Richard Dawson, I swear it. On the bright side, this does me we have a chance at seeing Beast fired into an advertisement for Cadre Cola...

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In a rare moment, I have a lap cpmpanion as I finish my morning duties at work. This is not helping those tasks get done, but Kanji never does this.

...while the bit-crushed Flintstones theme fits nicely, I kinda feel like this one deserves a little California Gurls...

It's time for the Deep Space 9 budget meeting and OH LOOK! IT'S ALMOST ENTIRELY FOR REPLACEMENT RUNABOUTS AND THERAPY WHISKEY FOR O'BRIEN!

If God isn't going to give us the one little joy of letting us watch an ICE agent blow his own dick off, why should we believe in him?!

Thinking about this... If Trump eve decides in the three years he has left that he wants to kick the UN off US soil, they should immediately re-establish it as close to the home of the International Criminal Court as possible.

"But what if I already have a fursona?" "TWO FURSONAS."