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Joining Mastodon is easy! You just find an instance (not that one, not that one, not that one) and then you set up your farble to interact with the jibcrank but be sure to hide your content automatically behind a yuwving or you'll be in violation of the instances TOS and can be banned.

Customer: ORANGE KITTY DMV: COULD HAVE SEXUAL CONNOTATION Verdict: DENIED

i will die before i touch the pillowforts site but i do have a neglected account on yiff.life/@jilliedaw

[CW smoking, petrification] shotgunning the medusa kush the shit that gets you petrified @capriciouscapra.bsky.social

I feel so down, I can barely bring myself to follow the arrow that's pointing towards the Kebab Place.

I am being followed 🩷

According to Danish news today they Will be scanning both text and images, and they'll be scanning your emails But the list of opposing countries are growing so please, please take the time to contact your representatives. Protest IS working #Chatcontrol

1 minute of bunny

impressive to run and moderate a website so catastrophically poorly that you are wholesale clowned on by every online community and your first official statement about it is "we think we did a good job and are doing our ding-dang best :)"

Reminder that the EU still wants to instate chat control and scan ALL of your private messages! We're up to 7 nations officially opposing chat control! Use the link below to contact your nation's representatives and tell them you want NO chat control! fightchatcontrol.eu#member-states

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

Today I'd like you all to join me today in rememberance of a great loss to myself and many others, as I said last year it was basically the worst thing to ever happen in the second week of a september when we got the news of what was going on RIP Cohost

how am I supposed to leave for work after he looks at me like this

oooogh gnnn grum gooo grrr

Are women bourgeois?

Trying to work from home but he’s been acting crazy all morning

Architect's assistant.

Vali being So Him, as usual! A beautiful sketchpage from @saphgriffin.bsky.social from a bit ago!

belh

If you're in the states, the Better Business Bureau is your friend

They're actively targeting creators who call in & banning them, making it even more important to call if you're a customer & not a creator Tell them they shouldn't be dictating how you get to spend the money you put your blood, sweat, and tears into earning

And finally, #Smaugust sketch #6, for @balina.bsky.social, Balina finds herself celebrating the dragon month in a BIG, strong way! #SunsetAriaComm #TF #transformation

miss praline and her good friend penis

new friend 🍆

bunny suit action Salem (HE/HIM) 🐇💥🗡️🏳️‍⚧️

yum yum

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"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?" Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.

“I enjoy thinking about truly fundamental concepts, like the alphabet for instance.”

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step 1. find your reps www.congress.gov/members/find... step 2. call each office phone number step 3. say the words Bart! step 4. you're done! it's that easy!

You wanna keep on seeing more furry smut without interruption? Well, sorry, you gotta take it up with our dystopian capitalistic overlords. #SaveSpeech stop-paypros.neocities.org yellat.money

i hope once the. one thing is done i can go back to drawing again i miss it. well once im done being Emotional about it anyway.

Here's a Pika posing nicely for me in Jasper National Park. #wildlife #pika

hello there, tyre here. disabled and recently diagnosed with stage 4 cancer. disability is in limbo and i have upcoming bills. not to mention medical supplies and food. if you have the means to share or donate it would mean a lot, thank you www.paypal.com/paypalme/tyr... cash.app/$tyreforhyred

unrealistic beauty standards

fox flux DELUXE: Try to puzzle-platform despite being turned into things all the time eevee.itch.io/fox-flux-del... by @eevee

Yellat.money Stripe bro hung up on me when I asked to speak to a supervisor over why a portrait of a cartoon animal constitutes a banworthy offence. (Read what happened to @sivkyne.bsky.social) You need to be flooding their call lines immediately.

there's never going to be a social media platform ever again where I can unleash something like this upon the marketplace of ideas

All-fucking-timer white guy off the street acting here

#SaveSpeech #CPBC As we near closer to 4 weeks of sustained pressure, I made this infographic to help focus our targets and to suggest a daily goal that is feasible for most people more info and phone numbers here: stop-paypros.neocities.org yellat.money find reps www.congress.gov/members/find...

He wait for pellets

Your furry is bestiality. Your weird kink is noncon. Your shortstack is CSAM.

Just make it exist first. You can make it worse with each new pass while getting increasingly frustrated later.

AUGUST 16, 2025

#catcrumb good ol venom sacs cat