"Mother, it's my turn to play trash."

Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”

Teaching a baby otter to swim:

can you add money to their commissary

Another order of carbon black, please.

Mother, this rock is pissing me off.

Re: last post, if anyone wants to talk stasis with me, I would love to know why I've had five episodes between two rabbits in twelve months. I'm exhausted dude.

I spent all night trying to nurse bunny boy through an upset, just for the first and only thing he wants to eat to be cardboard. 🫩

I impulsively wanted to have art of "a bun who is big chillin'", and @caitlinroseboyle.com delivered so fantastically! Thanks so much!

Local cryptid spotted. 👽

A little hamster rescue I follow is having their fall auction on Facebook to help pay vet bills. Consider placing a bid. 🐹💚

what is her crime today

SNAP benefits expire in one week.

Xerxes is the only king allowed around here.

Yeah I'm a GAMER Gay And Mysterious Easter Rabbit

Why are there spiders that love litter boxes? I need God to answer that one.

give greta thunberg a gundam

passenger princess

Herschel ran past me and into the girl's room, and all he did was rub his stinky little body all over everything.

he's a ten but would binky at your funeral

Poorly groomed and oily women in your area ‼️

Take your rabbits to the vet, but also sometimes ignorance is very tempting. My wallet is quite stressed.

just a little something to take the edge off

Good vibes for Girlie as she has a dental tomorrow. 🤞🏻 Hoping to get an answer for her stasis episodes.

My husband helped with nail trims for the first time tonight and the rabbits were utterly betrayed. How could the food man do this.

<Phone rings. Caller ID says Blue Cross> Me: Hello? Lady: Hi this is Blue Cross/Blue Shield. Can I get your date of birth to confirm your identity? M: You called me. L: Yes. M: I only have your word that you're Blue Cross. L: It should show up on Caller ID. M: That's not always accurate.

I am laying on the floor dying from the worst stomach ache and the rabbits are doing binkies. They're doing binkies. And using me as a vault.

This may seem cute but if you do this too much the cyclists may become reliant on cars feeding them, disrupting the delicate roadway ecosystem

she knows how to search your voter record

A Black man and a homeless man were found hanging from trees in Mississippi yesterday, for those who haven’t seen yet because it’s barely made it out of local news.

I'm sorry to rub it in your faces but she's literally the best rabbit ever. Why is she such a good bun. 😭

roommates

For everyone saying political violence has no place in this country… Remember two Democratic legislators were shot in Minnesota just this year. And America shrugged and moved on.

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

Me: Why do we have so many rabbits? Husband: WhY dO wE hAvE sO mAnY RaBbItS?

queen b(unny)

I realized rex rabbits are shaped like sheep and now I can't unsee it. Give me my bunnies back.

One thing I've learned about being a homeowner is that mowing your lawn is miserable

Only good creature left on God's green earth.

Turns out that getting yourself a sweet treat after a rough day stops being an effective strategy after about 226 rough days in a row

May I have some more sir

i'm not bitter

No idea what happened. Our first bonding session went pretty good (sans one needing a small stress break). Tonight they were out for blood, but at least the only blood was mine. 🙃

I don't trust anything from Tiktok that hasn't hit Reddit, sorry.

Staring at me like she didn't bite three other rabbits today. 🦇

"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?" Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.

My phone is a 2021 model, and magically over the course of this week, half of my apps are no longer compatible and can't be upgraded. Ain't that some shit?

one head tells only truths. one head tells only lies.

Maziboop for Mazikeen please.

Me at any given moment: why are rabbits like this?