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I am laying on the floor dying from the worst stomach ache and the rabbits are doing binkies. They're doing binkies. And using me as a vault.

This may seem cute but if you do this too much the cyclists may become reliant on cars feeding them, disrupting the delicate roadway ecosystem

she knows how to search your voter record

A Black man and a homeless man were found hanging from trees in Mississippi yesterday, for those who haven’t seen yet because it’s barely made it out of local news.

I'm sorry to rub it in your faces but she's literally the best rabbit ever. Why is she such a good bun. 😭

roommates

For everyone saying political violence has no place in this country… Remember two Democratic legislators were shot in Minnesota just this year. And America shrugged and moved on.

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

Me: Why do we have so many rabbits? Husband: WhY dO wE hAvE sO mAnY RaBbItS?

queen b(unny)

I realized rex rabbits are shaped like sheep and now I can't unsee it. Give me my bunnies back.

One thing I've learned about being a homeowner is that mowing your lawn is miserable

Only good creature left on God's green earth.

Turns out that getting yourself a sweet treat after a rough day stops being an effective strategy after about 226 rough days in a row

May I have some more sir

i'm not bitter

No idea what happened. Our first bonding session went pretty good (sans one needing a small stress break). Tonight they were out for blood, but at least the only blood was mine. 🙃

I don't trust anything from Tiktok that hasn't hit Reddit, sorry.

Staring at me like she didn't bite three other rabbits today. 🦇

"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?" Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.

My phone is a 2021 model, and magically over the course of this week, half of my apps are no longer compatible and can't be upgraded. Ain't that some shit?

one head tells only truths. one head tells only lies.

Maziboop for Mazikeen please.

Me at any given moment: why are rabbits like this?

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Having to take the time to make a virtual credit card to pay my hospital bill because they have a data breach every six months like clockwork. 😐

miss ma'am very jealous i'm not also syringe feeding her medicine

can you add money to their commissary

I was just at the grocery store and they had all the ingredients for making s*ndw*ches sitting out in the open. any violent criminal could walk right in off the street and purchase them.

would you love him if he was a worm

Me: What, do you want to be a naughty bunny? Blursch: BOING

This girl is SO SWEET despite the fact the whole seven days I've owned her have been filled with stress and manhandling. 😿

The only upside of having a bunny on meds is she's obsessed with eating out of the syringe. I could give her mercury and she would open her mouth for it.

my angry pet particle

Zero days without a ER visit. Maybe next time we can beat the record.

Pigeons, fact

hello to the lagomorphs in my phone

are y'all ready for gorl world

My greatest delusion is I think I could work at Walgreens and fix whatever cluster fuck is going on there. Why are you wasting pharmacy time telling me I have a prescription ready for refill when I have the app, a text, and have already submitted the refill. There's like three people staffing it.

her life is so hard

Are we too late for bunny butt Friday?

I got one of those huge air purifiers from Facebook Marketplace at a steal. Originally $300 and paid only $100 and it's had barely 24 hours of run time. This thing is going to purify so much piss. 🙏

Nobody can tell me who peed on the rug. Mysterious.

husband got a label printer

I 100% understand why offices aren't open on Sundays but I am in the mood to be PRODUCTIVE and complete BIG GIRL TASKS and need to SCHEDULE APPOINTMENTS and ARGUE WITH THE CABLE COMPANY.

The most problematic ship? Censorship

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tiddlystinks

negotiations