We have been avid bidet people for a while and definitely only paid like $65 last time. How is a damn bidet that uses MY water up to $175?

you don't even have to pay her to insult you

Your Prime Day reminder that half of Amazon warehouse workers struggle with food & housing costs. A third have had to rely on government assistance like SNAP — which was gutted last year. If Bezos can spend $500M on a yacht, Amazon can afford to treat its workers with dignity.

Rabbit bonding has gone tits up, and I currently have a trio and a singleton. 🫠 They're spooning, how could I break them up?

I just did so much inconsequential cleaning and tidying, I deserve a gold star. 😭

No free feet pics on Al Gore's internet. 🚫

sharing the single brain cell

I think Thisbe believes the other two rabbits will go away if she ignores them long enough because she refuses to participate in any sort of heirachy establishment.

chicken legs

And don't forget: we don't have to help Bezos get richer. A lot of products on the Amazon site can be purchased directly from the vendor on their own website.

We slept in the rabbit room last night while they all free roamed together for the first time, and I kept waking up to the sandpaper sound of Charlotte licking my pillow.

The Dottato has fallen 😱🫨 #Dottiecore

A story in four parts for you.

Oh no I just got a text message that the dog I do not own is digging up someone's expensive garden in Toronto where I have never been. Sounds legit. Better respond and see what sort of bank information they need to get this resolved.

Husband, Nurse Waking up at 4am: Me, Still Up Playing with Bunnies: 👁️👄👁️

Hat.

My mom sent me pictures of the rabbits and all I noticed was the bunny decimated cat toys. 😭

Very snug!

can't wait to go home and stare at my rabbit

They keep calling GETOUTOFTHEHALLWAYYOUARENTALLOWEDDOWNTHERE but my name is Thisbe. 🫪

I've been training Herschel to sit and wait for the door to be fully opened and closed to stop his door dashing. It's actually working and he's caught on so quick. 🥰

My conclusions were made seconds after I saw a headline but it's good to know the facts.

the only place a rabbit wants to be is where they aren't allowed

I'm having a blast personifying my animals in Tomodachi Life, but by chance @nintendousa.bsky.social reads this: release the DLC. I promise you can give us more.

Ringo pitching Octopus's Garden is how my employees react when I give them instructions. What a sad realization.

oh lawd he pissing on your office carpet

Girlie slipped up and came when called today. She didn't even pretend it was a coincidence. 🤣

no blanket is safe near her

Easter is not for Jesus, its for people with bunnies as an excuse to buy bunny themed things

Clover studies you

he really went 🤨

This Easter, choose compassion: adopt, don't shop! Every year around this time, rabbits are purchased on impulse as gifts for children, seen as seasonal accessories or living toys. But rabbits are not low-maintenance pets, and many of them are later surrendered to shelters or abandoned outdoors.

I'm not saying anything ground breaking by announcing you should watch Better Call Saul, but I'm a tough critic and it's amazing. 👌🏻✨

Please observe my children completely zonked after an exciting day disrupting my peace and mental wellbeing.

You all get two today for dewlap Tuesdays #dewsdays Post those fluffy double chins

Don't congratulate John Roberts or the Supreme Court. Congratulate Rick Woldenberg, the Chicago-area leader of Learning Resources, an educadtional toy company that had the courage to sue the president of the United States to save his family business. As well as everyone else who stepped up.

Never manage people. Have you ever had to explain to someone playing songs from Spongebob in the lobby is not appropriate? Because y'know, you work at a BANK?

they don't pay rent

I used to go to bat for Small Pet Select but their customer service is turning into AI garbage. You sent me a box of grass and my rabbits are starving out of protest. What BS.

if you're feeling very single this Valentine's day, just know that I have to watch them do this 24/7

you have touched me. prepare to die.

Getting back into Fire Emblem, and it's nice to know Hooters Lucina is still there to set the status quo.

please cancel your biscuit orders, my foster cat needs a break

it never really ends, does it

Is that some papaya in your hand, perchance?

My heart breaks for those in Minneapolis that don't feel safe enough to even buy groceries. Putting some money where my mouth is. #ICEOUTOFMN

Was multi-tasking like a fool this morning and tossed a whole handful of rabbit pellets into the mouse cage. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Man I need to decide REALLY soon if I'm going to try bonding all four rabbits together again. 😭 Unfortunately one of these is an awful shit head.

bunny pet owners be like

Do it for Vlad