Easter is not for Jesus, its for people with bunnies as an excuse to buy bunny themed things

Clover studies you

he really went 🤨

This Easter, choose compassion: adopt, don't shop! Every year around this time, rabbits are purchased on impulse as gifts for children, seen as seasonal accessories or living toys. But rabbits are not low-maintenance pets, and many of them are later surrendered to shelters or abandoned outdoors.

I'm not saying anything ground breaking by announcing you should watch Better Call Saul, but I'm a tough critic and it's amazing. 👌🏻✨

Please observe my children completely zonked after an exciting day disrupting my peace and mental wellbeing.

You all get two today for dewlap Tuesdays #dewsdays Post those fluffy double chins

Don't congratulate John Roberts or the Supreme Court. Congratulate Rick Woldenberg, the Chicago-area leader of Learning Resources, an educadtional toy company that had the courage to sue the president of the United States to save his family business. As well as everyone else who stepped up.

Never manage people. Have you ever had to explain to someone playing songs from Spongebob in the lobby is not appropriate? Because y'know, you work at a BANK?

they don't pay rent

I used to go to bat for Small Pet Select but their customer service is turning into AI garbage. You sent me a box of grass and my rabbits are starving out of protest. What BS.

if you're feeling very single this Valentine's day, just know that I have to watch them do this 24/7

you have touched me. prepare to die.

Getting back into Fire Emblem, and it's nice to know Hooters Lucina is still there to set the status quo.

please cancel your biscuit orders, my foster cat needs a break

If ICE is also tapping into Blink cameras I hope they enjoy watching my cat take a dumb and sometimes miss the litterbox when he pisses

it never really ends, does it

Is that some papaya in your hand, perchance?

My heart breaks for those in Minneapolis that don't feel safe enough to even buy groceries. Putting some money where my mouth is. #ICEOUTOFMN

Was multi-tasking like a fool this morning and tossed a whole handful of rabbit pellets into the mouse cage. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Man I need to decide REALLY soon if I'm going to try bonding all four rabbits together again. 😭 Unfortunately one of these is an awful shit head.

bunny pet owners be like

Do it for Vlad

howdy m'lady

Tidal's daily discovery keeps humbling me with songs that fell off my playlist a decade ago. 🥲

Merry Christmas ya'll. 🎄 Hope a year of relaxation and easy poops is in store for you.

I don’t give a shit about your accomplishments this year. What’s the dumbest shit you did the past 12 months? The truly stupidest decision you made in 2025?

I'm very tired.

So they've apparently had 1000 agents working through the 300GB of Epstein files, and they've managed to release under 1% of them, and those wholly or heavily redacted. Trump must feature in them an awful lot for the task to be so onerous.

I need a direct line to Santa because my rabbits need a truckload of coal this Christmas.

every now and then I'll catch a pic of ebi looking real stupid and it makes my day

come give grammy her kiss

Y'all my white rabbit shoved her face into a puddle of piss at some point today... ask me how I know...

When you just want to take a shit in peace but a cockatiel is blasting the Chocobo Theme directly into your ear drum

soot on the loose

Submitting my first pet insurance claim through Metlife, please pray for me. 🙏

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Santa was at my work today, and he remembered me having rabbits. 😂 The joy in telling him I got two more.

"Mother, it's my turn to play trash."

Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”

Teaching a baby otter to swim:

can you add money to their commissary

Another order of carbon black, please.

Mother, this rock is pissing me off.

Re: last post, if anyone wants to talk stasis with me, I would love to know why I've had five episodes between two rabbits in twelve months. I'm exhausted dude.

I spent all night trying to nurse bunny boy through an upset, just for the first and only thing he wants to eat to be cardboard. 🫩

I impulsively wanted to have art of "a bun who is big chillin'", and @caitlinroseboyle.com delivered so fantastically! Thanks so much!

Local cryptid spotted. 👽