My delivery driver plays too much. 😂

A theme song, a mantra, and a lifestyle in these times 😭

Not "I'm scared just like a child that's lost at 7." These negroes were distraught, okay? 🤣

My love language: "I've got so much love for you in these arms; now go pour me a bowl of Lucky Charmssss!"

Finally, somebody asking the questions that need to be asked!

Yeah, I couldn't unsee it. Dr. Bronner's weird ass kept looking at me in the shower, so he had to go. 😂

Computer Love was WAY ahead of its time.

So, this was me in my bathroom this morning at 3 a.m. When I say jump scare 😭

You gotta be truly miserable to be focused on tearing down another Black woman when this country is on fucking fire.

I heard somebody say, "Hating hoes ain't happy, and happy hoes ain't hating." Every day I find that to be proven more and more true.

"Wifebeater" is crazy. We really called them shits that and never saw a problem. 😭

All I see is folks on YouTube live-streaming about it, and I'm not watching two hours of exposition just to get the tea. 😭

Can somebody break this latest Cardi & Nicki shit down to me like I'm 5? I'm too old to be investigating this shit and jumping down the rabbit hole, but too nosy not to care. 😂

I wish I could crowdsource an answer to a question anonymously and ensure only Black women could answer. Does this app/website already exist, or do I need to start my business plan?

Don't sleep on short kings. That is all.

"Apart" and "a part" be out here whoopin' ass. 😭

But I still ain't blocked him... Am I the drama?

It never fails. Every time I'm doing good, drinking my water, minding my biz, hair did, nails did, everything did, credit score scoring, pH-balanced, feeling easy, breezy, beautiful - here he come.

Growing up is realizing I'm basically just the human version of the mouse from "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie," and we both just need Adderall. 😭

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Him: "How high are you?" Me:

People who misspell "Chloe" as "Chole" - how does that not look wrong to you? CHOLE, bitch? Really? 😭

A time? ✅ Was had.

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I am over here WEAK reading the replies to this. 😭🤣

I be trying to stay in bed until the last second before I have to get up

Fades and beards are truly out here doing the Lord's work.

Why are they so committed to being dirty as a lifestyle? It's like they're proud of it, and I truly don't understand. 😭

Doctors I trust more than RFK Jr.

WA peeps, please share!

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Just an observation as an avid YouTube watcher: Commentary channels swear folks need to log off and get jobs, but if they did, the channel would be unemployed too. Whole hustle built on the mess they claim to hate.

Kevin Ross got him one right here. A certified Saturday morning vibe. Just press play, trust me on this one. I been over here deep cleaning and jamming for hours:

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, it's STILL shame on you, because why would you betray my trust twice when I was always genuine with you? Maybe I should have recognized you weren't shit the first time, but I shouldn't be ashamed for believing you could be better.

Tonight I'm finna play Renaissance top to bottom and get my life because these people at this job won't break my soul and I need to feel real free on this evening. Tonight I am indeed the visuals.

I just know Teyana and Mufasa are having the most sensual relations, and I love that for her.

I know Jurnee Smollett is so fucking tired of her brother. Juicy Smooleyay and his commitment to this lie truly need to be studied.

"Why would I need to lie to you?" I truly don't know. That's a question you need to ask yourself. It's time for some introspection, beloved.

I cackled at the Simlish reference, because do I know what Chante was saying on "Wey U"? Absolutely not. Do I sing along by heart every time it plays? Absolutely! As a child I made up my own words, talkin' bout, "Forget a bidet, forget a bidet, Sade Hum Bao." 😂

I love searching for BS as I wait for things to install... Nope never a drug addict with such clear skin lol, ppl say anything.

Me at 3 a.m. after I swore I was going to bed early tonight:

Now hollup! Are we sure Sweet Brown was on that stuff? I feel like they might be playing with our good homegirl. This looks like a Saturday morning vs. Monday morning comparison to me.

This really made me feel uplifted today, and I hope it does the same for you.

What GIF pops up when you type your name? It's the disrespect for me. 😂

That final freeze frame took me out 😭

"Danita, it's Christmas!"

Vivica did her big one in "Why Do Fools Fall in Love." Had me laughing at the hood auntie antics and crying over that damn dog... The range!

I'm so tired of everyone and everything. But also, I'm craving physical touch, and that shit is getting on my nerves because that's not even my love language. But for real, I just need somebody to hold me, silently, so I can cuddle up and fall asleep peacefully. Emphasis on the silently.

Bitch, I need a Jet2 holiday, STAT. 😭 Calgon, take me the fuck away!