Still accurate. But that ho got hands. 😞

As a west coast girlie, ain't nothing like this song on a sunny day. Can't tell me I'm not a gangsta once I hit play 🤣

Glenn Lewis appreciation thread incoming. Let's start with this sexy ass shit right here:

I'll never forgive y'all for sleeping on Glenn Lewis and don't you forget it! 😭 We deserved that second album, and he's still out here making bops without the recognition he deserves.

Him: "How high are you?" Me:

And in case nobody else said it today: Fuck you, Brian McKnight.

Randy Jackson should've beat the brakes off of Jermaine for that shit he pulled.

Didn't even get me started on that weird ass replacement theme song for The Wayans Brothers on streaming. Pisses me straight off every time.

I hate when they change the music on a show for streaming. 😭

"Sensual Seduction" - Snoop could've kept every part of "Sexual Eruption."

I'll never forgive Flex Alexander. 😭

"Threatens" 😭🤣

Nasty work

That "yassss" will forever be my favorite part of this 😂

Also, I'm flying to Atlanta this evening to spend Mother's Day with my best friend, who recently lost her mother. Planning to just be present, but also to be a distraction as much as she'll allow me. So, any recommendations for good restaurants or activities for the week would be appreciated.

It's Friday, and this week has been a MONTH! Please do not try me on today.

I fear folks have forgotten the most basic of mathematics. (Don't) Start no shit = (Won't) Be no shit -but, ALSO- If you don't give a damn = We don't give a FUCK² It's really quite simple.

Safe space? Am I the only one who hates the idea of eating a crab boil at a restaurant? Cracking crab legs at a table full of people with juices flying everywhere, and sauce dripping all down to the elbows, ain't never appealed to me. I've never been, but that's what I envision when I'm invited. 🤣

This shouldn't still be this funny to me. 😂

We were listening to straight nonsense in the '99 and the 2000s, and I miss it thoroughly. 😭

"Can a playa just keep in touch?"

Not me entering my "hey bighead" era out of sheer boredom. Because the truth is, I still don't want him. 🤣 #tequilamakesmetoxic

I need to get my roster back right. Laying here bored with no one to text silly shit to as an Aries is not sitting right with my spirit. Admittedly, I got a little too happy making cuts around my birthday. 😭🤣

🥰 im having a time

"You got Em in the place, who likes it in her face" takes on a whole new meaning 😭🤣

Me realizing "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is just It "Ain't No Fun (If the Homie Can't Have None)" Girly Pop edition:

Idk who needs to hear this, but don’t accept that weak ass apology they gave u

I love bad chickens, that's my cluckin' problem. And yeah I like to cluck, I gotta cluckin' problem.

That "I'm not even mad, I'm disappointed" energy hits different. I won't be yelling or getting out of character. Just moving like I know who you are because you showed me.

I'm about to curl up for a hood movie marathon and some wine. I need some feel-good right now.

And volunteering a lie, when you didn't even have to is truly the wildest shit. I have never been the one to ask where you've been or why you didn't answer a call. You over here putting 20 on 10 and never had to.

And now you've turned one of the best people to have in your corner, into someone who no longer gives a fuck about you. Congratulations.

God don't play about me. Not you accidentally called me back and I heard what I needed to confirm you're a whole liar.

Asked what you really want and not a single self-improvement was found on the list, just adjustments to women and some money. And you got a daughter?! Yikes.

Goofy, loyal, and fine. The trifecta. ✨

Does anybody know what Janet was talking about in The Pleasure Principle? I know the chorus, and the video is a classic for sure, but what was the actual principle?

Heaven gotta feel like walking up to the cookout and Ascension by Maxwell starts playing, or I don't want it. Them gates better open like "WooooooooooooWhoaOoooWhoa......"

You know what... Hell yeah. 💅🏾😂

I'll never forgive y'all for how you acted over them damn Popeye's chicken sandwiches. 😭

I'm so fucking tired of working. And paying bills.

A theme song, a mantra, and a lifestyle in these times 😭

Ain't nobody ever called that man Big Elly prior to that song. LL is a wild man 😂

Absolutely my kind of carrying on. 🤣

How do you pronounce this man's name? I'm tryna see something.

One thing Black folks are gonna do is proudly call somebody or something the wrong name. And I love that for us. 😂

I haven’t listened to any of the diss tracks because, ya know, society is falling apart but I just listened to Domani’s diss to 50 and GYATDAMN. 50 Cent and all 8 rows of his teeth are done for. It’s curtains.

I lost my job today after 20yrs....I'm struggling big time. Covering rent + traveling back + forth for court dates is breaking me. Please help if you can + share link below w others who might help. Thank you for your kindness. gofund.me/9e409be9a

I will not be quoting the post, but I must say some of y'all need diaries and/or therapists, because ain't no way this is the forum for what you are sharing.

I don’t play about my mother so I understand King taking it straight to hell about his.