The teacher’s head does look like a russet potato .

There’s a lady I follow on Snapchat that be posting her minor daughters on there on the regular. All of their activities, in swim suits, mini skirts , night gowns, showing their backsides.. in these days and times. I had to block her today because enough.

Selena Gomez looked beautiful and her groom looked … Yeah , still a no.

Unfortunately, I encountered a son of Kevin Samuel when I was on the dating apps. This was me the whole time he was spewing his red pill nonsense:

Had that back yonder feeling mighty icy in the wind.😂😂

It’s always the men with childbearing hips who show the utmost audacity.

I’m laughing at this Airbnb host getting mad because the guests canceled their stay within five minutes of spotting a big Sweet Potato Hitler sign on the property. I’d leave too, you’re not getting a red cent of mine.

They already pissed me off with Bobby’s death, now they got Athena in space?? I need them to get a life ..

They are called diseases spreaders for a reason.

I chocked on my own spit.. Coughing and wheezing.. I almost saw Peter at the gates.

Not your coworker saying you’re gay but not fabulous. 😂😂

Cocaine use is on the rise in America again. Can’t blame folks though, every administration drives us to some kind of vice. This one just feels like it calls for the premium stuff.

I will walk around HomeGoods and hit every single aisle for 40 days and 40 nights ..

They will always show you why they don’t deserve grace.

Y’all fighting over food takes again.. Go outside and touch grass!!

Dry like the Nevada desert.. And remove the lol.

I told a man yesterday that If I give you my number you’ll be blocked by Sunday so let’s not waste each other’s time. 😂😂

Please continue to protest the person not in office . While the one in office is stripping us of our rights.. I am done talking about this.

The funny thing is, nobody protesting Kamala or any other former politician who’s no longer in office has genuinely explained what it’s supposed to accomplish in the name of Palestine.

A lot of you are performative activists.

Exactly my point. 😂😂 It’s easier to bother Harris. I am done with this conversation.

And he doesn’t give a damn. Gave Is- ra-hell… the green light to finish the job in Gaza . Kamala is not the nominee, the VP or anything anymore.

Eye feel like it’s all performative at this point. She’s no longer in office , y’all rejected her .. The one in office ain’t doing a doggone thing but, the ones who are no longer there can?? If y’all scared to be detained and sent to the abyss by sweet potato Hitler and his minions, just say that.

She’s not in office . Go after the sleaze ball in office who wants to turn Gaza into a strip mall.

Leave that Black woman alone. She’s a private citizen now , reclaiming her time. Go harass the sleaze of a conman , the draft dodger and felon y’all elected instead of her on November 5, 2024.

You’re my favorite muscle queen .. 💕💕

I know that’s right , my little bone yodeler..

I agree. I can put my life and womb on the line, but I don’t deserve to be your wife, let alone your girlfriend? 🥷, go fuck a turtle …

I did because whose kid are you trying to bring to the manosphere , not mine.

I would never lie about something like that .

I just blocked my children’s father because he sent a “ they want you to call a good man evil “ YouTube video to my 16 year old.

This man really sent a “they want you to call a good man evil YouTube video about the balloon headed man with the shark teeth” to our 16 year old son.

I swear some Black people move to Florida and they become full blown Magrots.

Let me start wearing my mouth guard again. There’s no reason my right jaw should be hurting this much, especially since I haven’t been slobbering on a knob.

This is a message for the Yogurt Yodelers in the community.

Weirdos are running rampant all around us.

Seaux corny, Seaux weird.

How can they invite you to something they don’t have? They want to come to yours and stay .. Hide your apartments/houses . The hobo and transport-sexuals are coming .

It’s worse than that , they released her whole underacted military service records to her opponents.

Absolutely the hell not. I don’t care how they embellish it, the older kids are being parentified .

When do kids outgrow pretending to have taken a shower?

Today is neuronless day on the skyline.. 😒😒

The need to be known as contrarian.

My kids were around 5 and 4 when they asked me to buy something. I said I didn’t have any money, and my daughter replied, “What about the card you take out of your bag to buy things at the store?” Me:

Roast beef shuffle is not my ministry. 🙂‍↔️

Aht aht the hell aht, my little trout sniffer .

Everyone has the right to their kinks, but as a woman, putting your tongue all up in a man’s mud dungeon deserves stoning.