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Was going to have a chonk whip round for @un-ness-assary.bsky.social new boob, but @vintagebintage.bsky.social and @grinchkicker.bsky.social have already volunteered as tribute. We get some good sorts on here don’t we? ❤️

Justine... 😍

Simultaneously emptying the dishwasher, ironing school uniforms and putting away the tools I used earlier. Neurodivergent? What makes you say that? Oh and roasting lamb. Literally all or nothing. Digital. 1 or 0. On or off.

Saw this. Thought of @yakhunt.net

In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand. "I’ve had an idea”

Seeing as Norf is no longer here, here’s a Molly shot from me. At least someone is pleased to see me! 🤣

Curry. I am gobsmacked. The scale. The food. Amazing…

Ladies and gentlemen. Mind bending curry.

Add so it begins

Chester, Keith, Chris. Mental health issues respect nothing and no one. It doesn't matter how much you've got or how many people know your name. We need to do something different lads as what we're doing isn't working. Reach out. Talk. Not as easy as it sounds but we gotta try. #WMHD2025

Friday. In a hugely "on brand" mishap I may have booked the lads curry at a place that doesn't have a bar and where you can't BYOB. The milkshakes are on me! Morning Mudafunsters.

AI makes almost everything shit. But not everything…

Lads curry tomorrow night. Quite excited.

Things currently occupying my headspace: Why are women’s nipples rude, but men’s get to roam free? Socks are deeply unsexy, but if a ladies socks extend above her knees they’re sexy as hell. Anyway. Happy Thursday Mudafunsters.

Someone asked me earlier if I was ready for the fall, and it took me a moment to figure out they meant winter; not the complete collapse of society.

Seems like everyone else has already wished @un-ness-assary.bsky.social happy birthday. Personally I hope she sits in deer shit. 💩 X

Excuse me. Does my swag gap look big in this?

My ducks are not in a row. Some are MIA and one is on fire. I’m also fairly certain two are pigeons and there are several drunk crows. Standard Monday stuff. Morning Mudafunsters.

@un-ness-assary.bsky.social I met these little fun-guys on my walk today and thought of you.

Right. Bed for this fucked up individual.

Ladies and gentlemen. Mind bending chemicals.

Ladies and gentlemen. Mind bending chemicals.

And so it begins…

Bye bye Mrs. Bucket. ☹️

This is addressed to no one & everyone We all have our block lists & they are always yours to do with exactly how you wish. I will think that some of these blocks are a shame, but I would never ever undermine your right to block anyone you choose. You have your reasons & those are nowt to do with me

@redmiller.bsky.social saw this. Thought of you.

I needed something to cancel out the Roobard & Custard theme tune in my head. This did the trick... Noisy.

Oi. @mindlesmandles.bsky.social how’s the meh? Forgot to check. Soz.

Ha ha ha ha. Feeling this right now. *little cry.

Feeling frisky. Who's for a tops off scuffle?

Being called a racist is on you. Don't like it? Stop doing it then.

Songs with killer riffs... Drop yours.

Right. Excoriating compliant follow up sent. Thanks to @marvth3martian.bsky.social for his input as it’s pretty much water tight now. Sink or swim mudafunsters.

I for one am loving the new spooky AVIs. It’s making me extra horny. Count them. There’s at least 3. I’m reckoning on 4.

What has @mikeo-g.bsky.social been up to. You’ll go blind. Dirty boy!

New favourite Venn diagram.

New! Cassetteboy vs Keir Starmer. This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!

Now in Waterstones

Age yourself with a movie you saw as a kid.

The Demonic alter ego is now running this account.

New school teacher has already made Micro Raucs cry by being too over zealous on the discipline. Today he’s come home having soiled himself are repeatedly being told he has to finish his work before he can go to the toilet. The Head teacher is now a quivering mess and is having a word. Grrrrrrrrr 😡

Normally 28th September is a terrible day, but I’ve woken up in a brilliant mood so I shall remember the life we shared and the music we loved and how much this poem reminds me of him.

Up early on a Sunday, so the #SundayGutters (or #SundayCleavage) is early too. Yes it’s a plaster. Yes I caught myself of some barbed wire yesterday. Yes I’m an idiot.

Funny when you see a meme of something you say all the time.

Friends fear he’s on the rum again…

HOW OLD?!? @detritus.bsky.social Happy popping out of a fanny day. X

So Trump is at the Ryder cup? Let's hope he gets a hole in one... Temple.

A little squiffy and smoking a cigarette. Quite blissful actually.