I’m cranky and I only want to think about Valentine’s Day mocktail ideas, things to do for my cats birthday, and the fancy bras I just ordered

People were sending death threats to other people’s cats for joking about this yesterday

I’ve discovered that Miriam will eat way more of the cat food she suddenly stopped liking if I sit next to her while she eats it

I’m pissed that I decided to save watching Dynamite until tomorrow night lol

Pretty soon he’s gonna start posting pictures of harvest mice sleeping on stalks of wheat with the caption “when you’re mean to me online this is who you’re being mean to”

Wall is coming together but there’s a good chance this new piece is gonna fall and concuss me

#nw MORGIANA Juraj Herz •1972

Things I have learned about Swiss Boarding School based on the books I’ve read and movies I’ve seen: 1.) potentially a great place to have a secret abortion or lesbian affair 2.) Amber Hollibaugh went to one and it sucked 3.) which one of you bitches is my mother? youtu.be/jvZKJBIeArM?...

ah here we go

My dads primo dad movies are either The Hunt for Red October, or any of the Jackass movies

Baby

In my latest essay in LitHub, I wrote about the west's deliberate break from reality, from Gaza City to Minneapolis lithub.com/from-gaza-to...

My favorite genre of Epstein emails are powerful people emailing WITH JEFFREY EPSTEIN about how MeToo has gone too far and the woke mob must be stopped.

this movie was a delight, not dissimilar to the films of Jean Rollin but with less gore, more Arthurian fairytale whimsy, and some velvet ribbon bondage thrown in for good measure

Perfect, he’ll be so much closer to the morgue that way

Of all the things you can come after Joanne for, imagine choosing “she wrote books for children”

Sam Altman looks like a police sketch of himself

Giblet mode activated. Entering the Gravy Zone

BREAKING: We just unveiled documents via a right-to-know request confirming ICE’s detailed site plans for a detention facility in Merrimack.

Shocking reveal

Basta

lol @ these dumb fucking pigs

I was looking for bean recipes on YouTube (common activity) and got served a video by some carnivore diet dipshit saying rice and beans are bad for you actually, so I searched his name and immediately discovered he exposed himself to his female employees in 2004 (his name is Dr. Ken Berry)

Guess I need to look into cosmos but Pinterest has definitely been getting shittier and shittier and more slop ridden over time

Pinterest CEO says in layoff email: "We’re doubling down on an AI-forward approach – prioritizing AI-focused roles, teams, and ways of working" So it's time for me to move to another platform to save images

You’re describing an emergency. The world is also watching you and waiting for you to do something. Are you going to establish an eviction moratorium? Rent is due today.

if you're gonna pull mugler, might as well have fun

If he did shit his pants and if this was the EO he was signing while doing so please allow me to say: lmao www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

Counting on on you guys to let me know if something cool happens on the Grammys, because I have chosen to watch this instead boxd.it/2Zzu

I won’t lie it’s been a tough weekend but thankfully I aired a bunch of shit out in therapy right before this all happened

BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.

ABODI Transylvania Chronicles: The new wearable art collection. 📸: Szilveszter Makó

Drinking White Monster, watching Pink Narcissus

Thinking about whoever said that by accepting a meal from people and then arresting them ICE agents broke a cultural taboo that was invented by, like, the first humans to set up a tent

“Unfortunately, Liam is not the only child subjected to this treatment. Let me be clear: this ruling does not erase the trauma inflicted on Liam or his family.” Thank you for all your work lifting up this family, Rep. @crockett.house.gov.

in *2018*

Me when I wear Crème de Cuir edp by BDK parfums

This is who runs this account

Elites have been doing sex crimes while forcing the rest of us to say "grape" and "unalive" to avoid having our posts taken down Not being able to accurately describe abuse makes people (especially children) vulnerable to it

Good news I made mashed sweet potatoes with butter and lime zest last night as a side dish for vegan meatloaf and they were fabulous

enjoying thinking of something that they hate and searching the files for it

this “chicago bail fund” and the entire network of newly registered bail funds are all scams. illinois made cash bail illegal in 2023 thanks to the incredibly hard work of many people, some of whom i know personally, so this is especially stupid

Someone else def wrote this for him lol

Might we tactfully point out that to obsess negatively with trans people when the richest and most powerful men in the world are trying to reverse centuries of humane progress and equality to acquire impunity for rape and murder shows a weird sense of priorities?

So, let's get this straight. Christopher "Moot" Poole created 4chan as a gathering place for hentai and CSAM enthusiasts, started /pol/ the day he met with Jeffrey Epstein, then /pol/ memed Trump to the presidency and birthed Qanon, a conspiracy theory in which Trump is a good person who hates CSAM.

It is too cold to think straight and the skin on the back of my hands is this close to busting open like a dried out old corn husk

Singing In The Meantime by Spacehog: 🎶 loppylawleonyou🎶