A movie that takes place where you’re from

I love seals so much I’m crying

When you hear a market basket shrimp ring being opened in the kitchen

I was bullied into it

I went to a cute Italian restaurant with my dad after our nail appointment and had a nicer glass of wine than I am used to and then accidentally wiped my lips on the table cloth instead of my napkin like I was in a damn I Love Lucy episode

Changed my venmo pfp from that photo of Paul McCartney aiming a gun so my nail tech doesn’t think I’m weirdo

Garlic is as Good as Ten Mothers rocks

I'd only be interested in the Olivia Nuzzi shit if she were a gay guy

The symptom of my my CPTSD where I completely stop being able to read upsetting things sometimes, much like when batman in Batman the Animated Series couldn’t read that newspaper because he was dreaming and it looked like garbled nonsense, is coming in handy right now

I typically use very boring fragrance free personal care stuff because I prefer to let my perfume do the talking but the Jergens Vanilla Crush body lotion is fucking awesome

Oh my Fucking god

I love her starting off by saying “not condemning Trump” girl we know you are incapable of condemning your sole meal ticket

Zohran brought Trump a couple of chicken and scallop flavored Churus. He’s slow blinking and showing his belly now. He’s smelling Zohran’s hair and doing the flehmen response

Not going to read too much into it, obviously Trump is the worst man alive, and is going to revert to saying the most odious shit imaginable in like an hour, but it's funny that this is coming a couple hours after 90 democrat losers voted to say "socialism is bad" for no reason.

Guess what I just fuckin did lol

This is so stupid lol

Gun Crazy is one of my favorite movies of all time please watch it if you can

I went into O’Reilly Auto Parts fully believing they would have an entire aisle dedicated to elaborate car air fresheners with all kinds of amazing scents and that’s how you know I’m not a person who goes there ever

Who wants to watch Hundreds of Beavers?

Telling gender non conforming cis people to smile at the people harassing them when they try to exist in public, feministly

Oh would you look at that he has Concerns About Inappropriate Material in Our Schools

I strenuously disagree with Kathleen Stock yet again

Kathleen Stock has written an article against "abortion permissiveness". She claims abortion requires "justification" saying the state should limit "unacceptable decision-making" by women about their own bodies. This is who anti-trans activists proclaim as the feminist thought leaders of our time.

if Paul Hollywood disrespectfully scratched at my cake with his fork like a cat in the litterbox the way he does, I’d come across that table so damn fast he wouldn’t know what hit him….

Watching the 1975 Toei Animation version of The Little Mermaid that I loved as a child on Tubi and getting completely hung up on the detail of a whale being a dolphins uncle

Yes. Exactly this. I used to with publishers and booksellers on book deals with sitting politicians. He has no popular appeal as he has become so unlikeable that he is no longer interesting. I haven’t seen any PR fluff that you would expect from him.

Is John fettermans book doing bad because there’s no dark money organization that wants to buy up millions of copies and leave huge stacks of them at nursing homes across the country

AI is the new motion smoothing

Well put by @drrachelbarr.bsky.social

I want to go home and cry in bed but my car is in the shop and I’m stuck at work until they call me

I gotta be up front about the fact that my mental health is sub optimal right now

Mamdani is going to bring him that snowglobe that plays "Memories" from CATS and we're going to get government grocery stores nationwide

I’m at Dynamite and kicking myself for not making a Dark Mavis sign

This song is whimsigoth as far as I am concerned imagine if Monica Richards sang it youtu.be/ArBfGfF6MhU?...

I got a little deer print faux fur coat as a birthday gift to myself and it was NOT the target one so don’t cancel me

I found out not long ago that my brothers nickname for one of his cats is “Calico Thunder”

I’ve been a FreeTaxUSA proselytizer for years and years and I strongly encourage everyone to make the switch. same kind of step by step “for dummies” interface, even for my complicated freelancer taxes, and you don’t have to give your money to one of our most evil lobbyists

One side effect of living through 2 decades of psychological abuse is not believing anyone when they say something positive about me, and being genuinely shocked to hear it every time. The gag is people are constantly saying the nicest things to me!

This is easily an order of magnitude larger than the number of firings in the entire years-long 'cancel culture' panic. www.reuters.com/investigatio...

Kathy Bates in Come Back to the 5 & Dime, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean had immaculate drip sorry

FDA is approving a new form of nalmefene for “prophylaxis” for “opioid exposure,” specifically citing fentanyl. “Fentanyl exposure” is not a thing. Fent has to be intentionally ingested to cause OD. It’s being made by a “blockchain-focused digital finance company” whose “biotech arm” is only this…

Breaking out a skin-flaying classic as cathartic therapy for being alive rn and it’s doing the job godfleshband.bandcamp.com/album/street...

Under no circumstances do you ever need to say this about Clay Higgins man

I think I might need to make a message board for a client. If I end up becoming a moderator of a message board against my will I’ll

This is not feminism. They are not feminists. This is power and understanding how to manipulate it.