Looking like a baby seal again I see

I’ve been putting dragonfruit in smoothies all week long

Look I’m a simple man. Just keep remaking The Hunger for me forever in different ways and I’ll be happy

The “creamy coconut” zero sugar Dr Pepper is so goddamn good

“When you were 10 did you like things that were 30 years old” is so stupid and a classic case of offloading your own incuriousness onto a vaguely defined collective. When you’re a kid everything is new to you. My fav movie when I was 5 was Pinocchio and I had no idea how old that movie was for years

Nothing has changed

Ok I watched Vampire’s Kiss on Saturday for the first time and now I have an answer for this

I am dog sitting a beautiful boy while I work because his parents are going to a wedding

I’ve watched this dozens of times in the last month or so. it’s replaced “crybaby learns to swim” as the video I watch in the bathroom at work when I’m overwhelmed

Once again I urge anyone who hasn’t seen it to watch The Boy Friend 💜

It happened again but this time I mentioned the movie Death Becomes Her and a different coworker thought I was saying “Death of a Commissar”

Matthew: I’m just about ready to start demanding money for sucking these guys off instead of doing it for free 😾

Every time I do waterline eyeliner I’m scared I look like Erika Kirk and JD Vance’s smoky eyed baby

I saw some beautiful black vultures at Dollywood in their bird rescue, including one who was so tame when they found him he kept trying to follow a group of kids into their house (most likely someone’s ill advised pet which is why he was at the rescue and not back in the wild). Fuck this

Why is threads the way it is

The explicit position of the Republican Party is that Black Americans should not have representation in Congress.

White monster champagne tower

i guess the guy who runs this website got caught whackin his pud. big deal. we all do it. erase the stigma @safety.bsky.app

Perfect baby

Shameless. This man is a full on white supremacist and people are supposed to pretend that he's "not a political actor" LOLOLOLOL

Lmao 39% of Republicans thinking Trump would beat them in a fight is so psychological

He looks like a session bass player who would be on a Glen Campbell album

No. And this is part of the problem. Bc many of you still think his tenure is an aberration, when it is actually the culmination of a decades long undoing of democracy and decency. It’s not an anomaly - it is a manifestation.

Thank you Charlotte we appreciate u

The Relaxed Diva

RIP Ted Turner, Rizz Lord

I’m working from home and TCM is for some reason doing like Halloween programming in May but I’m not mad about it

I am not sure most people understand how completely bananas these investigations are. Title IX has an explicit carveout for private college admissions (meaning it is entirely up to Smith who to admit). This is not just arguing for a reinterpretation of Tile IX, it is plain and simple bad faith.

This is what it’s all about

Lauren Bezos is wearing COOFANDY tonight at the met gala

every trans person has been effectively drummed out of the mainstream media but you can be a pulitzer finalist if you look around the situation that your fucking newspaper helped create and go “wow so this is pretty interesting huh”

I just fixed a problem with software so old and so specialized that the only support for it is a private message board run by a random man that you have to pay to access. It wasn’t even a complicated problem or anything but I feel incredible right now

I’m going to the bakery on the way back from picking up my package, fuck it

This year’s Met Gala theme is: The Big Bopper Everyone will be dressed in the singular signature style of The Big Bopper (1930-1959)

All MAGA followers suffer from this malady, huh

Now she’s a “brown republican” who “(doesn’t) do illegals”. Cool. People who pose as things for pictures don’t give a shit about anything or anyone, just money and advancement

Where were you when you first realized M.I.A. was kind of stupid. For me it was this:

Who are the people who see this and think “oh my god that’s so cool. That’s so fucking cool holy shit? Three men in shitty J.C. Penney dress shoes…and they’re fucking smoking?”

Everyone shut the fuck up my DEFA Fairy Tales 4 Disc Box set is out for delivery

The story:

just remembered this one

My friend Allie once told me a story about when she was silently riding in a car with her sister who suddenly blurted out “can we listen to some fuckin Godsmack already” and the phrase has stuck with me for like 15 years

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

give kneecap a gundam

My coworker told me he was going to see The Devil Wears Prada 2 and I thought he was saying “The Delaware Project 2” and I was like “wow I don’t know what that is”

This is just going to make the 1977 Donald Cammell film Demon Seed starring Julie Christie happen in real life

I like my therapist a lot but I can only see him before work, and every day I have therapy I proceed to come into work feeling like I was hit over the head a bunch of times