They won’t be happy until every single vulnerable person in the UK is dead and saving them a couple of quid. Monsters.

It gives me great pleasure to inform you all that fascist streamer, Turning Point UK activist, and future Charlie Kirk re-enactor Young Bob got beansed again.

Just a little nibbles hooman

Overdosed on encounters with primary care today as if it needed adding onto the fact it’s also my day job. Need a wine already (which of course, they’d advise me not to do)

Sometimes I really, really wish I could go see my nana. She always made me feel better. Especially that she’d open the cupboard and pull something random out like wagon wheels and say she bought them for when I came over and tell me how my uncle would be mad because she wouldn’t let him have any.

All I ever do is wash pots and underpants (not together obvs)

When I see the dramatic all-for-the-poor-people-and-how-hard-done-to-we-are posts (valid btw)..but at the same time the background in the photos they share show that they’re wayyy wealthier than average I get pissed off. I can’t stand it when a posho tries to be ‘in’ with the working class.

Excellent news

Not Kuro, clearly. Welcome to her Ted Talk, a positive message for Monday.

I see the agreed new Your Party name has dropped..

People who decorate the back of the Christmas tree when it’s in a corner. Psychopaths.

Someone said “Gu pudding ramekin hoarder woke lefties “ or something like that and I feel seen

Also, the Big Guy. Doing Big Guy things

Misbehaving

Someone has had a sore ear and been a bit sorry for himselfs

is this even legal? im pretty sure if someone on benefits was 'caught' trying to offload large sums of cash to not fall foul of caps on savings etc they'd be in loads of trouble yet our amazing press can just publish this to the world no problem

Gonna chow down on a gingerbread bellend

When you think it’s Friday, the horror of discovering it’s only Thursday hurts much

My kind of instructions

Dear. Julia. So. Are. The. Ludicrously. Subsidised. Bars. And. Restaurants. For. MPs. In. Westminster. I. Know. Which. I. Want. My. Tax. Money. Spent. Feeding. Lots. Of. Love. Every. Decent. Humane. Right-Thinking. Human. Being. In. The. UK!

Meanwhile in Britain, Angry White Woman wants children to starve www.thelondoneconomic.com/news/julia-h...

Yes

Also a journalist messaged me bc they saw my comments about HMOs and greedy landbastards. Do I want to share more of my thoughts with you for your story? Absolutely fecking not. Blocks.

My step son (24) came to visit and his little brother (12) has taken him hostage in his room to play cod. The other little brother (10) is ignoring all of us as per. I’m watching tv with 3 of 9 and 2 barkers. Family feels 💜

If nose print ID existed then I suspect at least one of nine of our cats would be on a most wanted list (Mini and Kage, I’m looking mainly at you)

Normal

Tinder profile picture

They’re pissing me off now with their boredom

Now it’s cold they hang around all day and do things like this after I’ve tidied up

Work conference. Nope.

Someone on a local fb group just shared photos of a “chinchilla” they’ve found and they’re cuddling it etc. A clearly lovely and kind person. How do I tell her it’s a massive rat that looks like it’s suffering from having been poisoned (evil humans as per) 👀 ?? She means well 💜

Look what they did to Scotland

7 of 9 in full on stalk mode at 6, it was like a plague in my bedroom. And the 8th was awaiting downstairs, too weak to make it (fake swoon). Rules of having cats no 653 - you are not allowed to feel unwell, nor take any time to yourself else they may starve before you next arise.

The right wing approach now is to put me in a box with an incredibly successful politician who just won a stunning victory. This is Pure Cope Exhibit A Join.greenparty.org.uk

You've got to admire Labour's commitment to cuntery. The whole hog is being gone.

PS our dog is broken

Feel like I’ve worked very hard today getting used to the new bins. The down side is I’ve given myself a big headache but on the plus side, I can see clearly again. Yay.

please can you give this a push even if it's not your area or you can't personally go - it's important they get as many numbers as possible to stand in opposition to these fash cunts

Upside down side-eye

Look at my son

Look at this massive red cock of the rock wannabe fucker. I hope his horse tramples him into the ground at the soonest opportunity

Twinning is winning

This world just needs to stop. Humans need to stop and drop off the fucking edge. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Flashback to the teeny tinies and Salems face of WTF have I just done.

I thought I had the good morals but apparently I don’t and nor do I respect myself very much which is why no one else does. The last bit is actually true but not the first, at least I hope not. Anyway, cats?

Every personal attack. Every attempt to distract or to divide. It energises, strengthens and empowers our movement. Lower bills. Tax billionaires. Join us. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Me. Every day.

.. it’s a nice day to…caarrrddiigaaannn …

School attendance pressure bullshit pisses me off. I know that a tiny percentage of parents and/or kids don’t give a shit but for most it’s anxiety, the pressure, the social context, the lack of self belief. Give them a minute ffs, let them work stuff out, quit with the punishments or rewards.

Well the office is quiet on a Friday. Much better, done hate it.