Roses are red Violets are blue Ethels are green Service wash knickers in the washing machine.

Sanity

The halfwit has spent 5 minutes under there flicking it about and has now powered down.

Oooohhhhh

This is exactly how my #Evri parcel has arrived today. The paper is p**s wet through and falling to pieces as its touched. I suppose I should be grateful it got here at all & good job its not water damaged.

A new commercial idea. DogInnaBox

I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.

#SundayPixBeginnings He's a tad bigger nowadays

Yeah, not a problem, I'll be over in a minute.

MiL's new fence panels delivered and installed, dreading having to have to sort out the garden when the spring comes. Its a mid terrace back yard but it haf been made into a little oasis. Rather battered by various storms and dying fence panels. I'm not a gardener but it'll mean the world to MiL.

Just saw a post with George Clinton citing the Beatles as his favorite band, which reminded me of this quote he once gave me

In other news, headache, tinnitus and a good dose of nausea. Go me!

Niche post but if anyone has this type of Timberland boot, or similar maker, then this dry clean kit is pretty damn good at making them look a lot more spick and span again. I wasn't expecting much from it but I'm pleasantly surprised how much cleaner my boots look, for very little effort.

My ennui is reaching dangerously epic proportion. I need a good kick up the arse to snap myself out of it.

@profanity.accountant go on then how am I doing.

Well that was an enjoyable day. City 5-1 winners over Chelsea. Highly unexpected to be so dominant and big a scoreline.

Sandy Baltimore us as small in real life as she is on the TV. I reckon she has the most talent per inch of height of any player going 😀

City and Chelsea warming up while The Wanted2.0 entertain the crowd

3.39am. #DadTaxi duties done, got myself a brew before getting to bed. Later on today is football with another of the offspring and the grand-offspring: Man C v Chelsea ladies & we're in a posh box for this one. Get us...😀

The radiator in our bedroom ia the hottest in the house and I have just.done a couple of hours of ironoing up there. The room is hotter than Lucifer's Y-fronts after a particularly violent vindaloo. Windows and curtains open for a bit to cool it off before I try to go to bed.

@dannyrobins.bsky.social when our local theatre is up and running again, you'll have to bring the #Uncanny tour to Oldham, we might get an extra visitor on stage with you.

In his 20's? That's a proper hard paper round he had.

To be fair a rescue chicken getting to 5 is pretty good going. I'm all for this one 😆

Me bloody bread has gone mouldy. Soup au naturelle for dinner then.

Work today has been all about driving and IT. The best that can be said for it is that it's now over.

"We've all had to put the central heating on, it's depleted the available power for Rochdale" A rather niche series of post: Overheard in a Morrison's Cafe.

Poor thing, nobody ever believes it'll be cold enough to use her.

Mark my words, it'll be Friends Reunited and MySpace next.

This could be me. Courgettes are Satan's fetid penis in vegetable form.

100%

Lyme disease is a mmelonfarming chunt. I'm having a huge flare up and even thinking hurts like hell, any sort of movement from breathing upwards is absolutely agonizing at the moment. Whingey whingey woo.

Does the truth refer to rats and sinking ships?

Grandson has been run over onngis way to school. By one of his own Teachers. He's ok in hospital, cuts and bruises and having a barrage of scans and tests to check for any internal damage. The surprise of it all is starting to hit him now too.

I've sorted clothes and shoes today. 3 bin bags of clothes and and Imelda Marcos sized bag of shoes to go to the charity shop tomorrow. I could be a vinted millionaire but this will be quite a lucrative haul for charity and work as a decent donation this month.

The acceptable south (slightly diminish a band)

Oh yes

We were on holiday in a blue hotel with a white door cutting the corner off. In our room, my little brother was in a cot in front of the radiator. My mum tells me it was Crediton in Devon in the summer when I was 3½.

3 TV channels that you had to get up and go to the TV to change between, and they all went off air at about half past 11 at night.

Mavis has melted

JFC are there no depths that X and Musk can't plumb.

Off to hospital with Grandson Theo again today. Find out if the hydrotherapy is having any effect for him.

I'm bored of the New York Times games. Does anyone do any other little 5 minute teasers to while away a quiet moment during the day. I did Unzoomed but aren't invested enough to pay for it so thats out. 😀 TIA

I am BLOODY FREEZING. It has been fearsomely cold at work all day and it's not much better at home. Thinking of going to bed just to warm up.

Chocolate covered malted milks are the kings of the biscuit world.

This is a full on Feathers McGraw look. *I see you watching me, whatcha gonna do about it*

Any book that begins by referencing Mitchell and Kenyon is guaranteed to be a good un.

DominoHoooHooo

I don't *need any more books- physical or electronic at the moment, my waiting list is over 50, but this was on my wanted list anyway and too good an opportunity to miss. I just need to retire now to make the time to read everything.