This is Jack. Through no fault of hisa own he finds himself homeless and living on the streets as winter draws in IIf you each send me just £15.47, I can provide him shelter and company (*) for the rest of his life. #AllHeartMe 😀 *The chickens have a nice home and like pumpkins.

New fridge/freezer bought and being delivered on Sunday. I'm VERY tempted to go full Office Space printer scene on the constantly beeping, never happy mofo that it is replacing.

That was Pudding, Chips, Gravy & Mushy Peas. Very nice, and excellent service #SheldonArms #AshtonUnderLyne.

@nyncompoop.bsky.social Hey up, hows Whitstable life treating you. Hope its all going well and the kids have found their way there 😁

Genius dog has scraped the rug up so he can lie next to it rather than on it.

Yes. Also pertinent for those of us in the UK. Hey - maybe NOT being shitty to minorities IS a vote winner?!

Here’s hoping for some of that hope and change in the UK 💚

Oldest selfie on your phone. This is from 2017 and only got taken cos of dog. I'm not one for selfies really. #FaceForRadio

Watching the #WSL. Brighton seems to be having nicer weather than Manchester is today.

You don't make the pig fatter by weighing it more. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

I'm living with only one lens in my glasses after my 1st cataract op. I've just taken them off and tried to clean the empty side of the frame. #WinningAtSunday

#SundayPixBooks. Not my pic but definitely of my tribe

Couldn't have been more eclectic as I fell straight into the red herring. Connections Puzzle #875 🟪🟨🟩🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪

Andrew, you have been evicted. It's time to leave your big brother's house

Post a perfect album from 1989

“So! Mr. Carlisle was right! … I put you on a short leash so you can’t harass him anymore, and look what you resort to!”

Minority representation on TV causes outrage From the new Private Eye, in shops now.

Irresponsibility posting my location on social media

Any time anyone starts talking about taking us out of the ECHR, ask them two questions: 1. Which of these rights don't you believe in? 2. What exactly would you replace it with. And don't take any vague promises like Brexit benefits.

Theres a shop down in Failsworth near Oldham that could quite easily have kitted out this monstrosity.

I’m good with my taxes subsidizing social welfare for people who can’t afford food. I’m enraged with my taxes subsidizing corporate welfare to businesses that won’t pay a living wage.

Every time I hear a Kirsty McColl song, it makes me inexplicably sad that she is not still around making new music. Fate is a cruel player.

Ear grundles and a bit of tongue

Off in for my 1st cataract op this morning. Then I've got to get sorted with the dentist cos a toffee pulled a filling completely out yesterday evening at work. I'm starting down the road to becoming a cyborg 😅😅

Wuh? #Greyhound

My local council is (heavily in debt) going to cancel the annual firework display. I wish all the numb pricks that seem to be in a perennial reenactment of the Battle of the Somme would give it a rest too.

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.

#SundayPixStacks #Manchester

#SundayPixStacks I call this one : Bored on night shift

This 100%. More power, kudos, monetisation and status to audio.

Theres a chap on his roof threatening suicide just up the road from me apparently. Fire Service there talking to him. Fingers crossed it ends well and he gets the help he needs.

Right, I'm going for this being a pure coincidence of timing in my feed and not @gibbonarms.bsky.social outing his own fess 😂😂😂😂

100%

In no order 1) Elvis dying (I lived in a village near US air bases the communal grief was weird to a 9yo brit kid) 2) Pan Am 103 (knew Lockerbie well) 3) Home Computers 4) Moving from rural Cambridgeshire to cosmopolitan Newcastle (regular Busses = freedom) 5) Madness in their pomp.

New router on its way from Virgin. Hopefully that'll fix the phone too.

The far away expression of a happy dog getting a right good ear grundling.

“What’s the charge? Eating a seal?”

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, movie you'll never watch again and song you can't stand: Courgette Intersection She's Electric

She's nicked my jumper #Greyhound

#SundayPixBelonging. Da Pigeon crew taking over a tree.

#SundayPixBelonging. I'm quite a homebird at heart. As gardens go it's nothing special but to be outside with a brew and a chicken or two chunnering about with me, I'm a happy chap.

@yplac 2 c**ts for the price of one. Little known appendix to the highway code, if you block the pavement then the double yellow lines don't count

My brain has been working a day behind reality this week. I am going to be SOOOOOOOOO HAPPY when I wake up tomorrow thinking it is Friday and it's not 😁

Stand by for a Public Service Announcement:

If I had the choice today I would be at home under a blanket on the settee binge watching Ivor the Engine and the Mr Men. I'm not! I'm at work! This is sub-optimal!

Truly a great man IMHO. Along with Peter Firmin the vision and voice of so many slightly more (ahem) maturing folks childhoods. www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

17 million years ago, humans evolution diverged from Orangutan. I'm not sure if my ancient ancestors took the right path. #Ook

Eric enjoying the last few Lavender buds in the Garden this afternoon.