Gustavo Petro is an international treasure. Legit giving President of Earth vibes 🫡

""Llegué a Bogotá. Ya no tengo visa para viajar a EE.UU. No me importa", reaccionó el presidente colombiano. "La sede de Naciones Unidas no puede continuar en Nueva York", agregó."

Last night dumped 0.84” of rain on Phoenix in two hours The day before, my gauge caught 2.05” of rain from about 10:30–18:30 on Friday That is quite literally 50% of the average annual rainfall for Phoenix, delivered in under 48 hours 🌊😵🌊

Ftr this is what happens when I drink bsky.app/profile/emil...

Still wear my FUCK ICE with the cuff and the crease

Full video since YouTube removed it

Bought a handle of vodka (Thorsty Thor’s Day?) and promptly realized I had no mixers, so I made one with the random shit I have on-hand: orange peel + Luxardo maraschino simple syrup with rose water Not sure what to call this cocktail but it’s basically perfect. Probable drunkposts incoming

Unidentified Catlike Object

Found this gem just today at an art exhibit. Seems relevant but I’ll leave it to you [collective bröderbundin kulturinstinkt] to provide a cogent exegesis

no greater crime

'DHS directed that asylum applications by anyone of Palestinian identity regardless of national origin be diverted for additional review to the quality-assurance office — a step lawyers said they had not encountered before as an across-the-board policy for an entire identity group' wapo.st/4gwv2LL

GREAT NEWS

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Antifa? You mean Wanyan *Aguda?* Founding emperor of the Jurchen Jin Dynasty, and ancestor of the Manchus??

Madam that is a Weyland Yutani synthetic you speak of

How it feels to wake up (insomniac edition) youtu.be/OCSyFME3beE?...

All of these guys are literally the dumbest, most Adderall-brained, least pussy-getting losers on earth

The optimist sees a glass half full; the pessimist sees a glass half-empty; the fascist sees a glass in need of resizing; the humanist sees water as a human right.

I think if you crunch the timeline down to a few minutes this is probably how George Lucas comes up with his goofy Star Wars names like Squeelu Barff or Skowt Mundean

⭕️ Over the past 24 hours, Israel and the United States have starved 4 more people to death in Gaza, including one child. ➤ Total deaths from malnutrition now stand at 435, of which 147 are children — the result of Israel and the U.S.’ systematic weaponisation of food and aid.

Do you ever let your mind wander and create a completely useless fictional character? This morning I invented El Chupo. He is a cartel boss who is constantly telling his underlings “I suck,” and, being underlings, they always have to say “No way boss, you’re awesome!”

What is the sound Of one cheek clapping

Just occurred to me that the Norwegian word ”enten” (either) forms 1/2 of the compound word “entenmann” (either man) and now I’m wondering if the namesake of the middling New York coffeecake manufacturer is an acknowledgement of unknown parentage

Been a while since I’ve plantposted so please enjoy my Philodendron Congo rojo x choco, a rare crossbreed that I grew from a cutting. She produces red or green leaves from the center stalk, coloration dependent on soil pH. At just the right pH, you get half+half-colored leaves like the one in center

Just my boy being handsome as frick 😌

Speak for yourself

Update: everything solved

Can’t wait to end up like Peter Lorre’s character in Casablanca for commenting “LOL sick” on that YouTube video of Trump saying “May Allah punish the United States and Israel”

"Then, at least, the absurdity of the situation would be plain for all to see." - The Perfect Crime

Surely this would have quelled the outrageous rumor mill

Nihil nisi bonum de mortuis, unless of course the announcer in the forum is saying nice things about Sulla in between ad-reads for the Capitoline Milliners Guild (“True Roman bread! For true Romans.”) youtu.be/WTxcTzCJZiE?...

Banger of the week 🏆

Weird, I was ready to bet the farm on the national guard being sent to Orem

This 1980 track from Neil Young is legitimately (by which I mean subjectively) prophetic youtu.be/AXoFxXtAJaw?...

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I truly would love to be wrong in every possible respect but I feel like this is shaping up to be a Reichstag Fire redux moment in the perfectly American absurdorealist style of Philip K Dick

Whew, long day, did I miss anything

Less coverage atm but much more concerning: within hours of the Doha state-terrorism attack, Israel also fucking DRONE-STRUCK A PORTUGUESE CIVILIAN VESSEL IN TUNISIA because humanitarian aid for starving kids is also, obviously, Kkhhhamas 👍 www.leprogres.fr/defense-guer...

Weird, this reminds me of something but I’m not sure exactly what. Anyway,

the great war of justice ----> the dream of peace la lucha continua

If anyone has Brad’s phone number, could you send him a quick text about this

American comrades, take note: fascists abhor clowns 🤡

Skogstur.

skimmed the scum off the stock market until i was scraping the bottom of the pot