To be fair, james joyce is doing the more contemporary classic mistake of showing how stupid racists and nationalists are by just letting them talk -- and the average lib and racist/nationalist misreads this as support, so ig Ulysses is just sparkling modern fiction after all.

Bumming everyone out in this coffee shop by repeatedly calling myself “Action Daddy” while doing exaggerated lunges

karl marx once said "opium is massive"

Wait until he finds out about The Spaghett’ Murders

Buy Local Steal Corporate simple as

every time a centrist writes an anti-hasan article, a new liberal woman finds out who he is and is immediately knocked out from sheer horniness

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How it started || How it’s going

The Sorrows of Young Werther’s Original

Setting up a duty-free liquor store + falafel shop in the Harvard Street DMZ Corridor, a Deadwood-style contested territory separating the Triarchy of Mount Pleasant and the Adams-Morgan Autonomous Zone

We go way back

This one was actually fine but this should be Bluesky’s motto

What’s that song about all the ugly kids with the fucked up dicks?

God Bless the USA by Lee Greenwood

Cholera, influenza and typhoid fever were the real winners of the Crimean War Here in America we love winners. We want to be winners. So we want winners on our team 🇺🇸

math nerds celebrate on 1/5

she thinks women are stupid!!!

AIPAC should charge people money to NOT endorse them.

Passport Bros spread out of control unless checked by their natural predator, Steal Your Kidney Babes

When Walt Whitman says “If you want for me again look for me under your boot-soles,” he’s admitting that he’s more of a reply guy than a poster I think this goes for most poets, we write our best lines in response to (à la Shklovsky) “infusions of the peripheral” from the OP

*in a wholly unexpected turn of events (not at all related to my tutelage — my crash course didn’t teach him shit), those two have been happily married for nearly 15 years now

I was-a gonna steam-a some milk but AFFOGATO 🤌🤌

24 y.o. and tending bar in england. it was kinda late in the night, and i was halfway keeping company with a man who had had too much. after a period of silence he said, "you really just don't give a fuck, do you?" i said, "no, i really don't" and he grimaced into his pint while i went back to work

Brothers’ first bunk beds 👶🏻😻

It’s been less than 48 hours since I took this first photo. Insane how they do this

JD Vance is the real life version of the build you can accidentally do in Disco Elysium where getting out of bed too fast kills you

Happy 10th birthday to the Kid Rock “Hey, authority:” tweet

If a tree falls in a forest, but there’s been no credible OMB audit of said forest in more than a decade, who are we to say whether the tree actually fell?

how much money does the marine corps lose

I’m in a problematic age gap relationship where we’re both 39 but she hates literally everything in the Terence Winter catalogue 😔

Coming up with innovative enrichment ideas for my newborn 💡🧠

Best conversations about Jazz are when youre just listing a bunch of guys back and forth at each other and nodding in agreement

Massacre upon massacre in Beirut in the last hour. AUBMC announced a “code disaster.” Over 100 airstrikes in 10 minutes across the country. One hit right behind my house. Sirens ambulances & the smell of sulphur. The city is in total chaos the people in complete panic

SEEMS RELEVANT: Imperial Russia’s disastrous 1905 loss in the war against Japan — one in which a vastly underestimated eastern adversary humiliated a “great power” in front of the whole world — led directly to the first St. Petersburg Soviet and paved the way for the 1917 October Revolution 🤔

There is no ceasefire in Lebanon. Israel has been bombing Lebanon non-stop since last night. If anything Israel is expanding its war on Lebanon. You are being lied to

there is no ceasefire in Lebanon

You are a senator.

Taking care of a newborn and a post-op wife is gruelling work, but i couldn’t think of a better week to be on paternity leave LOL

"History will judge-" let me stop you right fucking there, history doesn't do fucking shit, I'm a historian, let's be clear here: elected officials need to do their fucking jobs, right now, before it happens, or future historians will judge THEM. Everyone knows and knew who Trump was.

me to the deep state

*voice as smooth as silk* we are the priests of the temples of syrinx ooh ooh ooh our great computers fill the hallowed halls ooh yeah