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"pockets overflowing with Biden Bucks" might be one of the FUNNIEST things I've read all day.

Starfleet Academy season 1: done! Verdict: pretty good! It's the real deal. I hope we get 5 seasons of this thing.

I'm not sure, tbh. I think I met the first person I knew was trans when I was 15ish. He was obnoxious, but in a completely normal way. The idea of treating trans people differently than cis people has never really occurred to me. And I don't take kindly to injustice.

No lie, it came from Industrial, Magickal, and Cyberpunk cultures. If we’re already talking about dismantling consensus reality, gender just seems like a freebie.

just discovered my dishwasher keeps track of how many times i've run it. 574 for those curious. i should throw a party for the 1000th time

I swear to God, if Cristian gets injured I'm going to quit and become a pickleball fan

But they call their coherency centrism. That’s why it’s confusing for folks.

I still haven’t figured out how to turn motion smoothing off on my parents’ Frame TV and I think whomever invented that feature needs to be slapped with a trout

I got Tiny Baby's bedding washed, dried, and back on his bed with 30 seconds to spare before his bedtime.

I've always been vaguely "people deserve rights and safety," but the thing that made me realize trans people come under a special degree of bullshit and needed defending was having a trans coworker crash on my couch after getting kicked out of her housing. And being denied rental, anywhere.

🐸💚💕🐸 etm.

I have a feeling that in 2028/29 there is going to be a big push among the biggest chucklefucks and professional wreckers in the American media to talk about forgiveness and reconciliation and it's very important that whoever comes after Trump does not listen to them

I find it baffling how many people online are acting like Israel controls the U.S. It does not.

I think I may have cracked it

For the people in the back: LABOR IS LABOR, NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, HOW OLD YOU ARE, OR WHERE YOU’RE FROM. Whether you’re 17 or 77, you deserve a fair wage in exchange for your labor. Fuck this subclass bullshit.

Update on this class: the person we're studying was a Christian anti-communist preacher who ran a training camp for Klansman & neo-Nazis in Colorado in the 1960s. We struggled to nail down the site of the camp, so one of my students emailed the county clerk & got the plat maps for it. I'm kvelling.

Happy 80th birthday to EGOT-winning entertainment icon, Liza Minnelli ✨ “No matter how many times I get knocked down, I get back up—even if I’m crawling.” parade.com/celebrities/...

William Eklund makes it 4-0 on one of the best efforts you will see all season! #TheFutureIsTeal

We just keep on winning

your honor, i thought he was cake

It's really wild to me that I'm catching blocks for interacting with content that says censorship is bad. So, let's lower the rent a little here: Censorship is bad. Letting the government and pay pros tell you what you can and can't create or spend money on is so phenomenally bad.

Kind of wild that 10% of lebanons population are currently refugees in their own country because netanyahu is happily bombing the shit out of them while everyone is looking at Iran

i adore when JRR referred to Sauron as "Morgoth's satellite" hell yeah get his poser ass

Can this be a solution?

Average GOP voter:

re: Cubes As you know, a shipment of quartz cubes was delivered to BK15 last week. We are investigating. Excess cubes have been moved to storage room L3, behind the new cube lock. If you require cubes for the cube lock, spare cubes are in the Cube. There will be no further emails about the cubes.

-Pheidippides, 490 BCE

THIS! THIS! THIS! you can start with me

It's funny how everyone draws Cable better than Liefeld does.

Britain is ending the centuries-old tradition of hereditary aristocrats sitting in Parliament’s House of Lords.

my biggest pet peeve is probably annihilative thermonuclear war iibh

It's a sith legend.

What with grammarly pretending to be people, I can't stop thinking about the fact that Matthew McConaughey trademarked himself a bit ago. When he did, I was like "that's smart. If you're famous you probably should do that", but you don't have to be THAT famous, it seems.

you ever think about how our institutional press has failed and the actual, meaningful fourth estate is oddballs on social media

Some Tech CEO every day: "You don't get to own things now. I own your refrigerator. If you say mean things about me I will turn off your fridge and spoil all your dairy and eggs and meat. If you don't like it you go to jail." People in my mentions: "Lmao are you REALLY a luddite? smh"

#CaptainMarvel: Dark Past #2 variant - I was so happy to get back working on #CarolDanvers in an iconic portrait 💫⚡ #comics #comicscover #digitalart #margueritesauvage #illustration #bookcover #instaart #instaillustration #marvel #marvelcomics #superheroine #power

BOOP.

I had to unlearn this shit pre-2022, don't do this self-deprecating shit, it ain't pretty, it ain't "quirky", it's degrading to yourself and those around you! I get it, low-self esteem sucks and i suffered heavily for that, but dammit if i KNOW my art is good, i say it's fucking good

Using "Zionist" is like using "Welsh Antidisestablishmentarian." There is an Israel, and there is no longer a Church of Wales. Whatever your feelings about the situation, the label is no longer useful to apply to others. (I leave self-identification to those who choose to do so)

How did the old lady fit a cow, a cat, a bird, a dog, etc. inside her? At that point sure. Go ahead. Swallow a horse. Might as well.

Rush Limbaugh is dead Henry Kissinger too And one day we'll add Trump and Netanyahu

While I love Azula deeply, gotta agree with Uncle Iroh

Mayor Wilson Defies Convention at Annual Downtown Business Event In which I guess I do sort of review Abundance. publicola.com/2026/03/12/m...

Just top notch memes all day long

Why Do Some People Still Wear Masks In 2026 And On A Completely Unrelated Note Why Is Everyone In The Office Sick Right Now Apart From The Guy In The Mask?

The highlights of the Artemis II post-FRR conference: - They’re aiming to rollout to 3/19, possibly earlier because they’re slightly ahead of schedule - No third WDR because if they successfully tank the vehicle they want to launch - Adding 4/2 as another launch date, with window opening 4/1

Veronica Quaife has made her first kill! Go Ronnie!

Yup. Buy whatever Brother laser printer is on sale. Never think about printing ever again. It Just Works.