Well, I'm still canceling my Disney+ subscription. Right after the last episode of this season's Only Murders In The Building

Jimmy Kimmel will return to the airwaves on Tuesday. After facing increased criticism from Hollywood, Disney reinstated the host—who was pulled from the air over remarks he made in the wake of Charlie Kirk’s murder.

Me waiting for the rapture

I was not prepared for the end of democracy to be so fucking stupid.

#YouCantBuyMy cats. Anything else is up for grabs. I need the money

Nobody wants to fight for their right to party anymore, and that's sad

My local ANTIFA chapter is having a spaghetti dinner fundraiser tonight. After dinner they'll be music and dancing with oldies band The No Kingsman.

My job is to feed him and provide pets and scritches when ever he wants, is #WhatMyCatThinksOf me.

Who wants a G&T?

We have learned that the “official CDC account” on X has been live posting disinformation during ACIP. No one should get information from X. In fact, no one should go there. Nothing RFKJ’s clowns say should be taken at face value.

Dems like to "meet halfway" by completely supporting the opposing side and capitulating on ways that are difficult to fathom.

#IncludeTwistCityFuzzy I don't know how to get to Sesame Street, but I do know it's in a rundown part of the city. I love the show, but some of those fuzzy, freaky Muppets are pretty twisted. I wonder what Jim Henson was smoking when he created them

#IncludeTwistCityFuzzy I remember my care free days, cruising down the city streets, listening to Twisted Sister. I had a tricked out Ford Pinto with a sheepskin steering wheel cover and fuzzy dice hanging from the mirror.

So, do I use my Care Credit card to get my teeth fixed, or the cats' teeth?

People out there still trying to reason with bad faith actors who will act in bad faith no matter what you do or say.

#SongsAndBandsForDogs Fetch Better Have My Money

#SongsAndBandsForDogs Wag Against the Machine

#SongsAndBandsForDogs Tongues and Noses

#SongsAndBandsForDogs Labradoodle Dandy

#SongsAndBandsForDogs The Whoof

#SongsAndBandsForDogs The Rolling Bones

Good evening and welcome to #MeowlMadness! Happy “Responsible, Dog Ownership Day” and happy Listening Day let’s play #SongsAndBandsForDogs. Give us a follow and follow @calendargirlbot.bsky.social too for more info and the hottest #HashtagGames. 😼🦉

Happy Thursday to all to celebrate. Please join us tonight for your weekly dose of #MeowlMadness. Game time: 9pm ET, 6pm PT. Give us a follow and follow @calendargirlbot.bsky.social too for further updates and lots more #HashtagGames. Later. 😼🦉

I've been having shoulder pain when I move my arm in certain ways, so I went to the orthopedist. I said, "doc, it hurts when I do this." and he said, "don't do that."

Why do people people who are not Trump/MAGA supporters willfully socialize with those who are? This goes for both online and off They just don't care, I guess To them I say, fuck you *I know some people have to be around them, in work or family situations, but that's not what I'm talking about

If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to bluesky

Can't believe Bluesky gave me a 24 hour ban for saying rest in pizza when Little Caesar died

Ruin a song by adding the word “literally “ to the title. Literally Killing Me Softly

you're telling me this way is high?

You must replace one Oscar-winning performance with a Muppet. Who gets swapped? Ernie for Joe Pesci in Goodfellas

#INoticeErrorsIn start times of hashtag games

#WhenYouVoiceYourOpinion the twice - you might get fired for it these days

Hey there ex-Twitterverse 🌞 Keeping yourself to yourself or blurting it all out? Let’s see what happens… #WhenYouVoiceYourOpinion on the @HashtagJones1 game with vociferous host @sadlycatless.bsky.social

Have you ever looked around and realized you live with animals?

#YouKnowWhatTheySay Calm Down Tags is the hottest game in town 🔥🔥!

JFC people, just because it's on a graphic doesn't mean it's true. Save that shit for Facebook

I scored 322 in today's Slate Quiz. Think you can beat me? - slate.com/news-and-pol...

Chauncey

#IncludeEarnChalkLegal In some countries it's illegal to run your fingernails over a chalkboard, and it can earn you jail time

It’s time to play #Include3Words! Today’s tag is: #IncludeEarnChalkLegal Write an original post that includes all 3 of these words in some form: 1. earn 2. chalk 3. legal Make a joke, tell a story, compose a poem - anything goes! Be creative and have fun! #HashtagGame

Hello Blueskiers! Please join me for a game of #Include3Words in 15 minutes from now! I’ll provide 3 randomly-selected words, and you try to come up with a creative post that includes them all. Take a little break and give it a try! Find #HashtagGame schedules at @calendargirlbot.bsky.social!

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Welcome to #MeowlMadness! Let’s play #TVDinnerShows. Give us a follow and follow @calendargirlbot.bsky.social too for further updates and lots more #HashtagGames. 😼🦉

Sorry, no CatBird Tags again this week. The CatBird has a cold

It’s Thursday again. Please ioin us tonight for #MeowlMadness. Game time: 9pm ET, 6pm PT The meowls will be awarding POINTS! and all are welcome to participate. Hit that follow button and be sure to follow @calendargirlbot.bsky.social for further details and more #HashtagGames. Ciao for now. 😼🦉

#ConjuringTheWicked by voting republican.

Who up boning their appetit?

Drop some SHOES

I'm going to go home have some guacamole and some hummus