"War crimes are fun and cool now" -the US government

Ready for Thanksgiving

Jair Bolsonaro is season 2 Apophis

Only when you have agreed to the terms of service...

You will be visited by three spirits

Introduce yourself with four spaceships

Kash Patel is Apophis In waaaaaay over his head

There will probably never be a full accounting of what they stole, or the cost in human lives. Crimes against humanity.

Time marches on For whom the bell tolllllllllllls

Thread: trump toadies as Goa'uld System Lords First up: trump is late-seasons Yu-huang Shang Ti, the Jade Emperor Still evil but getting old, not all there anymore, his subordinates run the show.

Thread: trump toadies as Goa'uld System Lords First up: trump is late-seasons Yu-huang Shang Ti, the Jade Emperor Still evil but getting old, not all there anymore, his subordinates run the show.

A real straight-shooter with upper management written all over him

What is happening.

If you see Greg Bovino, run

Why didn't they just fly on the eagles to Mordor?

Fully explain your support for the present-day nation of Israel without mentioning the Bible: impossible

Democrats, still not able to speak the word 'Impeach' even with their own lives on the line: "Never compromise, not even in the face of Armageddon"

He understands it just fine. He knows that you won't call for his removal under any circumstances and is acting accordingly.

The executions have already started

I'm sure this will get undone by every single future Windows update and I'll have to do it again every time.

He simply wants them hanged by the neck until they are dead, it doesn't matter who pulls the lever.

Use Rule IX for an impeachment vote. When it fails, do it again. And again. And again. Deny every unanimous consent. Appeal every point of order including ones you just made up. Make every vote be recorded. Be unruly and disorderly. Call Johnson a scumbag traitor on the floor, and then keep going.

Treat it like the existential constitutional legitimacy crisis it is. Use every tool at your disposal to blockade the floor, to disrupt proceedings, to scream bloody murder and don't stop because that's what it is. Make them drag you out of the chamber and then tee up the next member to do the same.

There is one and only position that makes any sense if you really take it seriously: say openly and unapologetically that he must be removed from office. Not just call on people to condemn it, not just fret about norms. He is literally trying to kill you. Act like it.

He's threatening to kill them (again) and they still oppose impeachment

Literal death threats and they still refuse to stand up for themselves.

Says the Senator who opposes impeachment

Well played.

New shit has come to light, man

OANN hosts with lifetime federal appointments

To those who believe this will result in any actual new incriminating info to be released:

This is extremely bleak. US Senators are calling for the military to refuse illegal orders, but they aren't calling for the resignation or removal of the person giving those orders.

Gattaca is here

*curb your enthusiasm music plays*

Electrons, they're what AI craves

Ok so now he has to release the tape with the 18 minute gap right

This is why they don't let actual journalists near him

Gosh, if only there were some kind of government department responsible for charging people with crimes. Would you care to comment, Merrick Garland?

He actually can't think of a plausible lie. He's gonna start a war or drop the hard r within hours

Senators think this is their job

So uhh... that money is gone, folks.

Getting a letter from the government in October 2026 that just says "IOU tariff money"

Operation My Wife's Boyfriend