"Lindsey Graham dead today, at 71, of explosive diarrhea"

This player profile from the original Masterpiece board game goes surprisingly hard for Parker Brothers:

I do think it says something about the industry when they are openly marketing and developing around the fact that they think using their product is something you need to hide.

I saw Explosive Diarrhea Outbreak open for Sham 69.

This mistake is so bad that I heard Graham Platner is covering up his Totenberg tattoo.

Is this some kind of ableist attack against Homer?

The company assures customers that service will continue to erode at both entities.

You’ve revived your last credence clearwater!

“Boss tastes like chicken.”

Who wants some cocaine?

The birds in the water and the clouds in the sky are in the exact same places in both pictures. Wild coincidence and totally not AI slop.

Fyre Festival

Say what you want about Tom Steyer, but $500,000,000 over two campaigns seems like a small price to pay to successfully defend his status as a political outsider.

RFK Jr relieved to learn “dozens of shots” near White House determined to be gunfire, *not* mRNA vaccines.

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Incomes will never ketchup.

Samuel Alito: Black voter turnout has exceeded white voter turnout in 2 of the last 5 presidential elections! Not Samuel Alito: Black voter turnout has exceeded white voter turnout in exactly 2 of the last SIXTY presidential elections, both featuring Obama. www.statista.com/statistics/1...

Famous Mob movie quotes: GODFATHER Kay: Do you know how naive you sound, Michael? Presidents and senators don't have men 86ed. Michael: Who's being naive, Kay? GOODFELLAS I knew they were cops. Only cops talk that way. If they'd been wiseguys, I wouldn't have heard a thing. I would've been 86ed.

They’re calling this new “wave” of violent threats “Going Coastal.”

A local newspaper.

This next one is “Wonderwall.”

Jesus swept.

Now when I talked to God I knew he'd understand / He said, "Sit by me, and I'll be your guiding hand"

I just remembered the time I was working a “high-powered” job, and the boss showed up in my doorway while I was on a personal call. “OK, I gotta go,” I said into the phone. “I love you, too.” The boss stood in the doorway and sort of cocked his head. “Wrong number,” I said.

Just to be clear, the crazy bastards are our European allies, right? Because he’s been telling them it’s up to them to open the fuckin’ strait?

Like our Lord and Savior, I’m not much of a morning person.

Of course Trump thinks Corinthian columns are considered the most beautiful, because he’s a massive Doric.* *This is more of an auditory joke.

Look at this mofo using AI to create boomer memes of his own quotations. 🤣

Me and the boys, heading to the gas station to start the week.

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government

Bovino reassigned to Commander at Small

My man has been shaking a lot of left hands at Davos.

I mentioned Occupy Wall Street in a skeet, and it prompted me to see if I still had a picture of the sign I made for it:

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Our first lamé duck president

My theory is Angus heard things like “Won’t Get Fooled Again” and “Baba O’Reily” and said, “Oi! Synthesizers?! Hand me my fookin’ Gibson!”

Hedwig and the Angry Grinch

It’s all fish and game, until someone loses a sockeye.

The devil logged in to gmail, He was fixin’ to deck the halls. It’s Christmas time, and he’s way behind, In sending out spam to all.

Fiona Applebee’s

I’ll watch Idris Elba in anything. Except!

Croquaine, anyone?

“Ah, I see you have come out to play, Warriors.”

someone needs to explain to me why we have st.jude’s commercials and billionaires?

Congrats to Don Jr. on his latest board seat!