I was on an architectural tour of NYC. As the nerdy little professor was speaking, some disheveled-looking guy with a booming voice sitting on the steps of Federal Hall bellowed out, “Tell it like it is, baldy! Liberace was GAY!”

NORWICH has more churches per square mile than any other city north of the Alps, plus 2 cathedrals. Of its 31 surviving medieval church buildings 9 are still used for worship, while this Wed (Oct 29) we're playing at one of the remaining 22: #NorwichArtsCentre. Last few tickets at bit.ly/TR25Norwich

Trump economy setting new records!

This one’s for Christopher Moynihan, the Jan. 6 rioter and expectedly released from the Duchess County detention facility where he was being held following his threats on Minority Leader Jeffries. youtu.be/I06fKdEK7qg?...

Today I learned: Susan Collins, senior United States Senator from the Pine Tree State, sang backing vocals on the Ace Frehley classic “New York Groove.”

No Kings but the One King

If you liked screaming your account number at an 800-number robot, you’ll love screaming everything you do all day for work at a laptop.

MIKE JOHNSON HOMOSEXUAL URGE THREAT LEVEL FUCHSIA! REPEAT: THREAT LEVEL FUCHSIA!

I was hiking a pretty grueling mountain trail yesterday, and on my way down, I passed a young woman, instagram-cliché hat in hand, sitting down like she was going to die, while her boyfriend talked to her. That’s the kind of true commitment to the ‘gram that I frankly expect from more of you.

The party of free speech, ladies and gentlemen.

Wealth tax when?

The earth is healing. nypost.com/2025/09/03/u...

Post a meme made by you.

Slightly diminish a band: The Sugarhill Affinity Group

Lake

There’s an old Lily Tomlin joke that goes something like, “I resent losing the ozone layer so that we can have PAM.” To paraphrase Tomlin, I regret destroying the earth so that everyone I know can ask AI how to spell ‘blueberry.’

“And that’s why I married Kelly,” Johnson continued.

JD Vance, who traveled to Los Angeles to give remarks in front of a “federal law enforcement mobile command center,” accuses political opponents of engaging in “political theater.”

“Sick wipeout, dude — you lost your right to bodily autonomy!”

ICYMI, in some minor good news, Pam Bondi’s brother was absolutely bodied in his bid for DC Bar President. In record voting by members of the Bar, Diane Seltzer garnered 90.9% of the votes to Brad Bondi’s 9.1%.

“When the hell did Putin start killing people?”

Rep. Tim Burchett, spilling his McDonald’s Coke all over himself at the drive thru.

Justice Souter, addressing Scalia’s overwrought dissent in the Kiryas Joel school case: “Justice Cardozo once cast the dissenter as ‘the gladiator making a last stand against the lions.’ Justice Scalia’s dissent is certainly the work of a gladiator, but he thrusts at lions of his own imagining.”

It’s nice that every time we have a new pope or a Super Bowl, Americans learn one Roman numeral (temporarily).

Time to say …

Jesus just left Chicago …

BREAKING: Blackberry Smoke emerges from Vatican.

Not to mention the over six billion razor blades Trump kept out of Halloween candy.

Has Marjorie Taylor Greene’s boyfriend complained about Pres. Bukele not wearing a tie at the White House?

I should like to commend to you our national parks.

Defending election integrity should be a cross-political consensus, but the left was mostly absent from the January 6th insurrection.

Me sitting down with my financial advisor

Trump: We have massive deficits, which are surpluses, which grew under Biden. ???

In other news, Goldman just appointed Luigi Mangione a Managing Director.

Remembering the time a Delaware state trooper let me off with a warning because his shift was ending. He told me, “You can go back to New York and drive like that and kill people.” I was so tempted to ask, “Can I get that in writing?”

No tariffs on scratch tickets means my retirement savings are safe.

lol — one of the few stocks up this morning was eBay, because we’re all going to be selling our belongings to survive the recession.

Right turns on red are human rights.

Mood

Can’t see out?

Oof!