This next one is “Wonderwall.”

Jesus swept.

Now when I talked to God I knew he'd understand / He said, "Sit by me, and I'll be your guiding hand"

I just remembered the time I was working a “high-powered” job, and the boss showed up in my doorway while I was on a personal call. “OK, I gotta go,” I said into the phone. “I love you, too.” The boss stood in the doorway and sort of cocked his head. “Wrong number,” I said.

Just to be clear, the crazy bastards are our European allies, right? Because he’s been telling them it’s up to them to open the fuckin’ strait?

Like our Lord and Savior, I’m not much of a morning person.

Who wore it best?

Of course Trump thinks Corinthian columns are considered the most beautiful, because he’s a massive Doric.* *This is more of an auditory joke.

Look at this mofo using AI to create boomer memes of his own quotations. 🤣

Me and the boys, heading to the gas station to start the week.

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government

Bovino reassigned to Commander at Small

My man has been shaking a lot of left hands at Davos.

I mentioned Occupy Wall Street in a skeet, and it prompted me to see if I still had a picture of the sign I made for it:

Some favorites from 2025

Our first lamé duck president

My theory is Angus heard things like “Won’t Get Fooled Again” and “Baba O’Reily” and said, “Oi! Synthesizers?! Hand me my fookin’ Gibson!”

Hedwig and the Angry Grinch

It’s all fish and game, until someone loses a sockeye.

The devil logged in to gmail, He was fixin’ to deck the halls. It’s Christmas time, and he’s way behind, In sending out spam to all.

Fiona Applebee’s

I’ll watch Idris Elba in anything. Except!

Croquaine, anyone?

“Ah, I see you have come out to play, Warriors.”

someone needs to explain to me why we have st.jude’s commercials and billionaires?

Congrats to Don Jr. on his latest board seat!

Trump economy setting new records!

This one’s for Christopher Moynihan, the Jan. 6 rioter and expectedly released from the Duchess County detention facility where he was being held following his threats on Minority Leader Jeffries. youtu.be/I06fKdEK7qg?...

Today I learned: Susan Collins, senior United States Senator from the Pine Tree State, sang backing vocals on the Ace Frehley classic “New York Groove.”

No Kings but the One King

If you liked screaming your account number at an 800-number robot, you’ll love screaming everything you do all day for work at a laptop.

MIKE JOHNSON HOMOSEXUAL URGE THREAT LEVEL FUCHSIA! REPEAT: THREAT LEVEL FUCHSIA!

I was hiking a pretty grueling mountain trail yesterday, and on my way down, I passed a young woman, instagram-cliché hat in hand, sitting down like she was going to die, while her boyfriend talked to her. That’s the kind of true commitment to the ‘gram that I frankly expect from more of you.

The party of free speech, ladies and gentlemen.

Wealth tax when?

The earth is healing. nypost.com/2025/09/03/u...

Post a meme made by you.

Slightly diminish a band: The Sugarhill Affinity Group

Lake

There’s an old Lily Tomlin joke that goes something like, “I resent losing the ozone layer so that we can have PAM.” To paraphrase Tomlin, I regret destroying the earth so that everyone I know can ask AI how to spell ‘blueberry.’

“And that’s why I married Kelly,” Johnson continued.

JD Vance, who traveled to Los Angeles to give remarks in front of a “federal law enforcement mobile command center,” accuses political opponents of engaging in “political theater.”