Hey @gavinnewsom.bsky.social, why don’t you challenge DJT to take simultaneous cognitive tests, both on camera.

Name a non-LotR character who could resist the One Ring

Some favorites from 2025

Our first lamé duck president

Can anyone confirm this is Bill Clinton?

Someone should point out Venezuela to him on a map, then.

My theory is Angus heard things like “Won’t Get Fooled Again” and “Baba O’Reily” and said, “Oi! Synthesizers?! Hand me my fookin’ Gibson!”

Hedwig and the Angry Grinch

Oh right, trying to link this killer to the Post’s major competitor.

It’s all fish and game, until someone loses a sockeye.

This holiday reboot, “Planes, Trains and Aristotelianism,” looks lit.

Status update on House Republicans and a health care plan, after this morning’s conference meeting: “The consensus is we need to come up with something,” Rep. Ralph Norman says.

The devil logged in to gmail, He was fixin’ to deck the halls. It’s Christmas time, and he’s way behind, In sending out spam to all.

Fiona Applebee’s

I’ll watch Idris Elba in anything. Except!

Croquaine, anyone?

“Ah, I see you have come out to play, Warriors.”

someone needs to explain to me why we have st.jude’s commercials and billionaires?

You’ve just died. 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you. (This will probably prove true eventually.)

Hammer don’t Heertum

Jan. 6 convicts class action incoming

Here’s where you can find the Epstein Discharge Petition. If a member removes their name from the petition, it’ll be listed at the very bottom. So far it’s still at 217, with Rep. Walkinshaw being the last signature on September 10th clerk.house.gov/DischargePet...

Congrats to Don Jr. on his latest board seat!

NORWICH has more churches per square mile than any other city north of the Alps, plus 2 cathedrals. Of its 31 surviving medieval church buildings 9 are still used for worship, while this Wed (Oct 29) we're playing at one of the remaining 22: #NorwichArtsCentre. Last few tickets at bit.ly/TR25Norwich

Trump economy setting new records!

This one’s for Christopher Moynihan, the Jan. 6 rioter and expectedly released from the Duchess County detention facility where he was being held following his threats on Minority Leader Jeffries. youtu.be/I06fKdEK7qg?...

Today I learned: Susan Collins, senior United States Senator from the Pine Tree State, sang backing vocals on the Ace Frehley classic “New York Groove.”

No Kings but the One King

If you liked screaming your account number at an 800-number robot, you’ll love screaming everything you do all day for work at a laptop.

MIKE JOHNSON HOMOSEXUAL URGE THREAT LEVEL FUCHSIA! REPEAT: THREAT LEVEL FUCHSIA!

I was hiking a pretty grueling mountain trail yesterday, and on my way down, I passed a young woman, instagram-cliché hat in hand, sitting down like she was going to die, while her boyfriend talked to her. That’s the kind of true commitment to the ‘gram that I frankly expect from more of you.

The party of free speech, ladies and gentlemen.

Wealth tax when?

The earth is healing. nypost.com/2025/09/03/u...

Post a meme made by you.

Slightly diminish a band: The Sugarhill Affinity Group

Lake

There’s an old Lily Tomlin joke that goes something like, “I resent losing the ozone layer so that we can have PAM.” To paraphrase Tomlin, I regret destroying the earth so that everyone I know can ask AI how to spell ‘blueberry.’

“And that’s why I married Kelly,” Johnson continued.

JD Vance, who traveled to Los Angeles to give remarks in front of a “federal law enforcement mobile command center,” accuses political opponents of engaging in “political theater.”

“Sick wipeout, dude — you lost your right to bodily autonomy!”