randilyn
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I was raPUNzel, once upon a time. south florida. she/her. ally. no dms.
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sometimes life will throw a wrench into your plans. but remember, a wrench is still a tool.
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RIP Peobo Bryson. and my apologies. when she was going through a divorce my mom played āif ever your in my arms againā on repeat. it was N7 on our juke box. i snuck in and scratched it
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doesnāt trumpās decision to attend the rescheduled whcd at the waldorf astoria negate his argument for a tax payer funded ballroom?
about 7 hours ago
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lol. trump could give a flying fuck if his jan6 hooligans get paid. he just wants his irs immunity.
#suckers
www.thedailybeast.com//trump-refus...
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Trump Refuses to Ditch One Big Part of Grift Deal
The āAnti-Weaponization Fundā is on ice, but not Trumpās tax amnesty deal.
https://www.thedailybeast.com//trump-refuses-to-ditch-one-big-part-of-grift-deal/?via=ios
about 8 hours ago
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randilyn
add the rest of the dropouts to the lineup and make a festival out of it. someone call tom morello
add a skeleton here at some point
5 days ago
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having an āi feel like eleanor rigbyā kinda day
2 days ago
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most of those bands quickly backed out of the gig, did the right thing. so to mock them as one hit wonders etc just seems mean spirited and petty
4 days ago
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chatTHC where all the answers are from spiccoli in fast times at ridgemont high
5 days ago
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add the rest of the dropouts to the lineup and make a festival out of it. someone call tom morello
add a skeleton here at some point
5 days ago
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i have a good friend trying to navigate a very bad breakup using chatgtp and i have never been more worried for her
5 days ago
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what level of narcissist tells you about someoneās elseās narcissistic behavior and makes the story all about themselves?
5 days ago
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i think springsteen should offer spots at his power to the people concert to morris day and the time and young mc
6 days ago
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i think kai trump is gassing her dad up for ā28. along with his new bride.
6 days ago
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i keep thinking about how that guy from the simpsonās announced heās running in ā28 as a PROGRESSIVE REPUBLICAN. isnāt that a contradiction in terms?
#JumboShrimp
7 days ago
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starting a channel grading shwarma platters and calling it gyrating
7 days ago
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thereās a reason āmahaā sounds like the start of an evil laugh.
8 days ago
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sometimes iāve gone so far past uncomfortable iāve hit awkweird.
8 days ago
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bluescry: divining the discourse
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Thomas [DARK MODE], DO
10 days ago
Better with sound on.
#bunday
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tulsi ya later
11 days ago
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i mistook cannes john travolta for bad bunny.
14 days ago
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a new sandman slim and a new j.d.a.t.e. after way too long. itās almost like richard kadrey and jason pargin knew what would heal me
17 days ago
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don colossASS
17 days ago
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bari weiss making big changes to benefit people who take an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes
17 days ago
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@richardkadrey.bsky.social
when i saw there was a new sandman slim coming out first i cried. and slammed the order button.
18 days ago
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i never heard this before and now iām embracing it: old stands for out lived dummies
19 days ago
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a genie found in a schweppeās bottle is a djinn and tonic
22 days ago
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theyāre literally golden calves
22 days ago
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these two are exactly who iād picture when imagining āwho would pose with ādon colossusāā
23 days ago
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an annual read
#comments
#twinja
www.jezebel.com/a-toast-to-a...
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A Toast to All the Brave Kids Who Broke Up with Their Toxic Moms
Since 2007, Jezebel has been the Internet's most treasured source for everything celebrities, sex, and politics...with teeth.
https://www.jezebel.com/a-toast-to-all-the-brave-kids-who-broke-up-with-their-t-1702954639
23 days ago
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lying about a heart condition to a federal agent is an afib fib to the fbi.
24 days ago
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one of the quirks of being this old is iāve finally learned to edit myself at exactly the same time i donāt care to.
24 days ago
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funny how adding āureā to the m word takes away the ick
26 days ago
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i had no idea ted turner was still alive
27 days ago
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looking forward to fox hosts being forced to defend freeing iranās assets. ābut itās their own money!ā to viewers who refused that answer in 2015.
28 days ago
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what would be scarier in a creature: eyes w/o irises or eyes w/o pupils?
28 days ago
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i lie awake, night after night, my mind sifting through painful memories one by one. trying to find the exact moment it all went wrong (when i went all wrong) so i can fix myself.
about 1 month ago
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up until about 30 seconds ago i read tory lanez as tory la-nez. i have no idea why?
about 1 month ago
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itās not the snoring; itās the hopeful pauses that drive me mad
about 1 month ago
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if someone asked what the most amazing thing that iāve seen happen in my lifetime iād have to say hyperrealistic cakes is a strong contender
#IsItCake
about 1 month ago
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oh holy hell. i just tripped and apologized to the doormat, making me a doormatās doormat.
about 1 month ago
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drifted off with my journal open and awoke with a start to check if i posted anything to bluesky thank god i haā¦
about 1 month ago
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so i guess if you work in a diner and say ā86 adam and eve on a raftā that would be sacrilege as well as a criminal threat?
about 1 month ago
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does anyone know how the italian rainbow cookie became a passover staple?
about 1 month ago
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two thoughts: one, dan scavino batted way out of his league. and two, they all love to pose in front of overly flattering butler pose paintings, which is gruesome and morbid.
about 1 month ago
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i interrupt regularly scheduled programming with a brief message: look how cute my socks/loafers are together!
about 1 month ago
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they had their out and they arenāt taking it
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
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you know whatās missing in all the ballroom talking points, including from john fetterman? discussions @ the security of future presidents. itās all about trumpās ballroom for trumpās safety. fetterman knows that TRUMP ISNāT PLANNING ON LEAVING. and heās ok w/it.
about 1 month ago
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lots of jets scrambling in the air between miami and mar-a-lago this afternoon
about 1 month ago
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i think this might be my first gift from a crow. it couldnāt have blown here from the feeder and it wasnāt here when i left the patio this morning.
#IWantToBelieve
#IChoseToBelieve
about 1 month ago
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fetterman is giving jeff van drew vibes
about 1 month ago
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