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I was raPUNzel, once upon a time. south florida. she/her. ally. no dms.
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there isnโt a lot going great in the world but there is sabrina carpenter.
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omg. i confused david benioff for marc benioff and i could not imagine what the fuck amanda peet could be thinking (they are very very distant cousins)
about 6 hours ago
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ok, i know iโm a mark but the michaelโs joy commercial does bring the joy
about 8 hours ago
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biden also tried to convince us our economic pain was easing but what he didnโt do is brag about โhisโ stock market, which also regularly broke records
about 9 hours ago
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sometimes i think the worst thing about me is i used to like david sedaris
about 14 hours ago
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these billionaires really are stupid. literally all the money in the world and theyโre not off having fun
about 15 hours ago
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i just heard someone call cheryl hines โthe marvelous mrs. measlesโ and thatโs all the gift i needed this holiday season.
about 17 hours ago
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why hasnโt anna delvey been deported?
about 17 hours ago
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i miss the days when ai was a crossword clue
about 17 hours ago
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wait. jerome powell actually is a grateful dead superfan
1 day ago
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instead of pros and cons we call them melanias and donalds.
1 day ago
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that whole trump truth thing is nutso but โslowing UPโ?????
2 days ago
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the four horseman of the apocalypse: crypto, ai, prediction markets, whatever comes next out from either kushner and the saudis or elon musk
3 days ago
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rip raul malo. your music took me through every decade of my adult life and brought me joy at times joy was scarce
3 days ago
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til john ratzenbacker is maga. call him cliff craven.
3 days ago
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amazon prime announces remake of a few good men directed by brett ratner cast: col. nathan r jessup: dean cain lt. daniel mcafree: in his acting debut donald trump junior lt commander joanne galloway: gia carano lt jag sam weinberg: ben shapiro 2nd lt jonathan kendrick: zachary levi
3 days ago
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danny accidentally said doppelbรผrger instead of doppelgรคnger. iโm dying
4 days ago
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trump and his advisors knew they had inherited a stabilized economy or they never would have risked the tariffs. they just underestimated magaโs pain tolerance in support of their dear feeder.
4 days ago
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marjorir taylor green isnโt a maga loyalist turned trump critic. sheโs a maga loyalist turned trump administration critic. thereโs a difference.
4 days ago
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100% certain the medible had kicked in
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4 days ago
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remember when you could scroll back to your first skeet? or back to when you gave in and called it a skeet? or when you went back to โpostโ?
4 days ago
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eating peanut m&ms in the dark from my palm and iโm almost 100% certain i got a peanut without a candy shell but how would i ever know?
4 days ago
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i want someone to ask trump how he feels about the possibility of a democratic administration taking over his newly renovated white house? if he canโt acknowledge the possibility, the followup question should have him acknowledging heโs an autocrat.
5 days ago
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feels like iโm entering my eleanor rigby era
5 days ago
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iโm admittedly a shitty photographer but i kinda like this โchristmas lights at 40mphโ shot
5 days ago
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does no nut november lead to use your member december?
5 days ago
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i havenโt heard anything about that tesla diner since a week after it opened.
6 days ago
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still undefeated
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6 days ago
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i convinced my sister that 67 is a play on *67 and it means sheโs blocked.
6 days ago
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i have always said โmerry christmas, happy holidaysโ do they want โhappy holidaysโ completely done away with?
6 days ago
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no president before trump wanted to live in a palace. it isnโt the seat of a king. itโs our house. we ask that they live in it for their term & move on. hand it off to the next (p)resident. it needs to be maintained & preserved, not gilded. i hope heโs made to take that crap down in โ28. or sooner
6 days ago
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iโm sure iโm late to it but itโs giving picking up a dirty diaper. even trump has to have done that once?
6 days ago
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iโve hated presidents in the past. reagan & the bushes. but i never before felt like one hated me. the pettiness makes it feel personal. i suppose thatโs the point. the deadnaming of dr. levine and the removal of mlk and juneteenth as free natโl parks day as well as the sabrina carpenter crap.
6 days ago
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that participation fifa monstrosity is going to be like the winner board at a trump golf tournament. just his name all the way down, year after year.
7 days ago
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amazing how teamwork can make a dream work, a scheme work, and a meme work.
7 days ago
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if a crime is solved after the perpetrator died did the criminal really get away with it? maybe they werenโt caught but they were found out.
7 days ago
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joe rogan&bill maher who are stunned by how amiable & focused trump is 1 on 1 should be less charmed & more horrified that public trump canโt stay on message. if he can be focused in private then the rambling & spewing garbage is all just a put on for his MAGA rubes who love the flamboyance.
7 days ago
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omg. my maga uncle โwhy does he keep pardoning these scumbags?โ
8 days ago
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now is a good day to remember
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9 days ago
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remember after the game when the winning quarterback would be asked โnow that youโve won the superbowl, what are you doing next?โ & he would answer โiโm going to disney!โ now itโs disgraced politicians & scammers โwhere are you going after prison?โ โiโm going on dancing with the stars!โ
9 days ago
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pour some festive sugar on me
9 days ago
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my morning tip (for 1 or more): pronounce the be in bedroom like in bedouin and spend 10 minutes repeating it and giggling.
9 days ago
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friends of mine did โshrooms in thanksgiving and theyโre still feeling awful. personally i think it was the fried onions on top
9 days ago
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Willow
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weโve all seen donald trumpโs setlist. not a single country song.
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Jinxe
10 days ago
When you're reading a romance and they only have one bed!
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SkattaboOoOoOo
10 days ago
What if Cher time instead of computer time
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admiral bradley ettd
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i donโt understand how alice marie johnson is so happy over a pardon for man who stole peopleโs life savings in a 1.8B ponzi scheme. and of course burkman and wohl are involved. trump2 brought back all the worst of the
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Convicted Fraudster Trump, 79, Frees Man Convicted of $1.6B Fraud
David Gentile, who scammed thousands of โhardworking, everyday people,โ had served less than two weeks of a seven-year sentence.
https://www.thedailybeast.com//convicted-fraudster-donald-trump-79-frees-david-gentile-man-convicted-of-16-billion-fraud/?via=ios
11 days ago
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i meanโฆ
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12 days ago
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cbs announcers right now #1 โare you all done with your christmas shopping?โ #2 with a contemptuous snort โoh my wife does thatโ
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