RIP Peobo Bryson. and my apologies. when she was going through a divorce my mom played “if ever your in my arms again” on repeat. it was N7 on our juke box. i snuck in and scratched it

doesn’t trump’s decision to attend the rescheduled whcd at the waldorf astoria negate his argument for a tax payer funded ballroom?

lol. trump could give a flying fuck if his jan6 hooligans get paid. he just wants his irs immunity. #suckers www.thedailybeast.com//trump-refus...

add the rest of the dropouts to the lineup and make a festival out of it. someone call tom morello

having an “i feel like eleanor rigby” kinda day

most of those bands quickly backed out of the gig, did the right thing. so to mock them as one hit wonders etc just seems mean spirited and petty

chatTHC where all the answers are from spiccoli in fast times at ridgemont high

add the rest of the dropouts to the lineup and make a festival out of it. someone call tom morello

i have a good friend trying to navigate a very bad breakup using chatgtp and i have never been more worried for her

what level of narcissist tells you about someone’s else’s narcissistic behavior and makes the story all about themselves?

i think springsteen should offer spots at his power to the people concert to morris day and the time and young mc

i think kai trump is gassing her dad up for ‘28. along with his new bride.

i keep thinking about how that guy from the simpson’s announced he’s running in ‘28 as a PROGRESSIVE REPUBLICAN. isn’t that a contradiction in terms? #JumboShrimp

starting a channel grading shwarma platters and calling it gyrating

there’s a reason “maha” sounds like the start of an evil laugh.

sometimes i’ve gone so far past uncomfortable i’ve hit awkweird.

bluescry: divining the discourse

Better with sound on. #bunday

tulsi ya later

i mistook cannes john travolta for bad bunny.

a new sandman slim and a new j.d.a.t.e. after way too long. it’s almost like richard kadrey and jason pargin knew what would heal me

don colossASS

bari weiss making big changes to benefit people who take an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes

@richardkadrey.bsky.social when i saw there was a new sandman slim coming out first i cried. and slammed the order button.

i never heard this before and now i’m embracing it: old stands for out lived dummies

a genie found in a schweppe’s bottle is a djinn and tonic

they’re literally golden calves

these two are exactly who i’d picture when imagining “who would pose with ‘don colossus’”

an annual read #comments #twinja www.jezebel.com/a-toast-to-a...

lying about a heart condition to a federal agent is an afib fib to the fbi.

one of the quirks of being this old is i’ve finally learned to edit myself at exactly the same time i don’t care to.

funny how adding “ure” to the m word takes away the ick

i had no idea ted turner was still alive

looking forward to fox hosts being forced to defend freeing iran’s assets. “but it’s their own money!” to viewers who refused that answer in 2015.

what would be scarier in a creature: eyes w/o irises or eyes w/o pupils?

i lie awake, night after night, my mind sifting through painful memories one by one. trying to find the exact moment it all went wrong (when i went all wrong) so i can fix myself.

up until about 30 seconds ago i read tory lanez as tory la-nez. i have no idea why?

it’s not the snoring; it’s the hopeful pauses that drive me mad

if someone asked what the most amazing thing that i’ve seen happen in my lifetime i’d have to say hyperrealistic cakes is a strong contender #IsItCake

oh holy hell. i just tripped and apologized to the doormat, making me a doormat’s doormat.

drifted off with my journal open and awoke with a start to check if i posted anything to bluesky thank god i ha…

so i guess if you work in a diner and say “86 adam and eve on a raft” that would be sacrilege as well as a criminal threat?

does anyone know how the italian rainbow cookie became a passover staple?

two thoughts: one, dan scavino batted way out of his league. and two, they all love to pose in front of overly flattering butler pose paintings, which is gruesome and morbid.

i interrupt regularly scheduled programming with a brief message: look how cute my socks/loafers are together!

they had their out and they aren’t taking it

you know what’s missing in all the ballroom talking points, including from john fetterman? discussions @ the security of future presidents. it’s all about trump’s ballroom for trump’s safety. fetterman knows that TRUMP ISN’T PLANNING ON LEAVING. and he’s ok w/it.

lots of jets scrambling in the air between miami and mar-a-lago this afternoon

i think this might be my first gift from a crow. it couldn’t have blown here from the feeder and it wasn’t here when i left the patio this morning. #IWantToBelieve #IChoseToBelieve

fetterman is giving jeff van drew vibes