welp, now tua has more time to teach the kushner/trump kids chess.

lots of speculating over something both simple and sad; the only thing lindsey graham has ever lusted for is blood.

good luck trying to convince me susie wiles isn’t trying to sabotage trump. first there was the vanity fair article. now there she is 1standing right at his shoulder as he greets the service people, whose deaths he is responsible for, in a fucking trump gifts tore baseball cap

and now tucker's out there making sure daddy trump knows that he loves him, unconditionally.

despite being out at dhs, corey lewandowski is expected to continue being in kristi noem.

amazing that laura loomer is able to accomplish what jon stewart couldn’t, finish off tucker carlson.

hey dan, who’s sorry now? ~~~ pete davidson, maybe

I'm sure the people they've stranded must treasure the private plane renovations, trips to the Olympics with entire planeloads of snack foods, and the Precious Ballroom over their personal safety, like good Americans would

good luck, you’re on your own figuring out how to leave the middle east. unless you’re a maga influencer friend of rep paulina luna, in which case the administration’s got you (from the daily beast)

please don’t expect help unless you’re maga influencers who are friends of rep paulina luna. in that case the administration will leap to your aid (from the daily beast)

when asked about her preference in beef jerky, cheryl hines responded “well i like him in a tux”

i just learned that my sister thinks the expression is “to rest on one’s florals”. meaning you’re only as good as your last flower arrangement.

nothing makes you feel older than when the star of a show you were too old to be watching stars in a show you were too young to be watching (angel as jim rockford)

sometimes life will throw a wrench into your plans. but remember, a wrench is still a tool.

trump’s next batch of pardons, featuring

lots of speculating over something both simple and sad; the only thing lindsey graham has ever lusted for is blood.

there are failsons and then there are failellisons.

cadbury creme eggs but they’re white chocolate filled with a peanut butter and jelly center

This photo 100% makes it look like they cooked the dog.

#WhenEverythingIsPink What everything? Everywhere I flamingo? 🦩😏

#WhenEverythingIsPink I didn't mean to con fuschia

#WhenEverythingIsPink i match with everything

#WhenEverythingIsPink I can't wafer the day that happens.

got served an ad for Kalshi and it was a sweaty white kid on stream watching a WH press conference and he was screaming and shouting for someone to mention "china" like he had bet his life savings on black. Was one of the most dystopian things I had ever seen and this was their official marketing!

someone needs to ask karoline leavitt why a state of the union that left democrats “seething” is a win. isn’t it supposed to be a unifying speech? when this administration refers to democrats she’s talking about voters as much as she’s talking about politicians

tony dokou(black)pill-ed: he maga-ed hard for the money.

jack hughes could have said something like “it would be a great honor to come to the white house. i don’t know much about impeachment but i do know the women’s team deserve to be celebrated as much if not more than we are, sir. after all, they have the better record”

should i try one toasted????

at the endodontist’s office me: about how long should this take? him: about 90 minutes me: so, shorter than the state of the union him: that f’ing guy this was only my second time meeting him. people are not holding back

Again I am mad that no one is talking about this anime more and it’s fucking great! You should actually watch it! youtu.be/3SBNfohMGlg?...

i’m such a sucker for new peeps

i halfway understand why the men’s hockey team might go to the white house but attending the state of the union, a blatantly political event is blatantly political. yay for winning. boo for being losers

please never use the words “thrust” and “kavanaugh” in the same headline!🤮

if there is such a thing as karma, laura loomer is FUCKED

in this administration, the right hand never knows what the left hand is doing. even though the right hand is always jerking off.

bobby k to olivia n: drink from me as if i am a glass f whole milk

trump’s planning on wagging, like a dog.

i have lived in palm beach county for most of my life. i will never, ever have a luggage tag marked “djt”.

ketchup’s gonna hit the wall in 3…2…

is it fair to abandon a book with this sentence “after fashioning a palate we could comfortably lie on”?

we’ve gone from robber barons to slobber barons

I will never enter that airport code into a flight search

i have lived in palm beach county for most of my life. i will never, ever have a luggage tag marked “djt”.

if stephen cheung was twice as clever as he believes he is he’d still only be half as clever as bruce springsteen. repurposing lyrics as an insult is such lame weak-sauce.

when asked about her preference in beef jerky, cheryl hines responded “well i like him in a tux”

marty supreme could be brilliant but kevin o’leary’s presence means i’ll never watch it

we used to wear our levi’s in the tub to get a perfect “shrink to fit”. that’s obviously not working for rfkjr.

rhonda rousey vs gina carano. mmaga on mmaga violence

I knew that was going to happen. It sucks they’re affecting the real education of children.

corey screwandowski sexually harassed a donor’s wife and got brought back into the fold so why wouldn’t trump be okey dokey with the whole noem affair?