#Parents! The feel good movie of the year! -Jeffrey Dahmer "At the Movies" #Svengoolie #HouseOfSvengoolie

The mom was going to invite Milton Bradley and his family for dinner, but dad thought they'd be too gamey. #Svengoolie #HouseOfSvengoolie

The scariest part of #Parents? The 1950s suburban kid who doesn't watch six hours of television a day! What a freak! #Svengoolie #HouseOfSvengoolie

Shouldn't the school counselor be LESS neurotic than the kids she counsels? #Svengoolie #HouseOfSvengoolie

Was spooky soundtrack a common feature in 1950s ranch style homes? #Svengoolie #HouseOfSvengoolie

That's a big error! In the 1950s you had to ask permission NOT to smoke! #Svengoolie #HouseOfSvengoolie

The heavenly aroma still hung in the house. But it was gone, all gone! No human! No human sandwiches! No human salad! No human gravy! Human Hash! Human a la King! Or gallons of human soup! Gone, ALL GONE! #Svengoolie #HouseOfSvengoolie

Once again the cowards in Hollywood refuse to greenlight my Mashup of "Parents" and "A Christmas Story" The old man was a long pig connieseur. #Svengoolie #HouseOfSvengoolie

"We can't make friends by telling lies, Michael." That's an outtake, right? Randy Quaid was supposed to say "without telling lies". #Svengoolie #HouseOfSvengoolie

I wonder if I'd have become a fully functional adult if I had been named C. Montague Shaw?

I saw #Dethklok and #AmonAmarth in San Antonio tonight. Great show, but I almost got pulled into a slam dance and had two t-shirts stolen! I didn't think that was still a thing.

But after the invention of the belly?

I respect that the filmmakers for #TheCar realized any back story or motivation would just be ridiculous and decided to not even try. #Svengoolie

What if the motorcycle decides to switch sides? #TheCar #Svengoolie

Wade: "Do you expect me to talk?" #TheCar : "No, Mr Wade. I expect you to die." #Svengoolie

#TheCar must have had an informant in the DMV. #Svengoolie

Damn! I was hoping #TheCar would be waiting for her in the living room. #Svengoolie

When does Betty White show up to say she's rooting for the car? 🤔 #Svengoolie #TheCar

Her plan could work if Marty McFly is driving #TheCar. #Svengoolie

Isn't that just like a cowboy? Brings a horse to a car fight! #Svengoolie #TheCar

The real driverless murder car were the friends we made along the way. #TheCar #Svengoolie

I've decided that #TheCar and the truck from Duel have exchanged murders. #Svengoolie #StrangersOnATrain Your wife. My father. Criss-cross.

The sheriff better watch it. Amos has hired Tom Hagen as his lawyer! #TheCar #Svengoolie

Twist ending: #TheCar didn't run over the French horn player. It was a copycat! #Svengoolie

Sheriff Peck is going to wake up covered in motor oil with the front fender of his Mustang in his bed. #TheCar #Svengoolie

I hear #TheCar introduced James Brolin to Barbara Streisand at a party at Robert Evans house. #Svengoolie

Did studio executives send AI back to 1977 to write the dialog for #TheCar? #Svengoolie

#TheCar gets revenge on the children of the designers of the Edsel. #Svengoolie

Maybe trains are evil all the time but we just don't realize it because they're on tracks. 🤔 #TheCar #Svengoolie

I'm hoping for a violent showdown between #TheCar and Ralph Nader! #Svengoolie

The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505, 📸 by @alexbrandon

That guy won't get....ahead! #svengoolie Why is everyone blocking me?

Didn't Carnivorous Lunar Activities open for The Clash? #Svengoolie

He stole Angus Young's balloons! #Svengoolie

"Bad Moon Rising" makes me think about how I'm going to see John Fogerty in October! #Svengoolie #JohnFogerty

Why didn't we get a Muppet American Werewolf in London? Fozzy and Kermit backpacking it. Miss Piggy nursing Kermit. Statler and Waldorf in the pub. #Svengoolie

It was an Animal! #Svengoolie

Obligatory Frank Oz cameo! #Svengoolie

Riding in the back of a sheep truck? Still better than Greyhound. #Svengoolie

David Kessler turns into a werewolf and rampage through London. Locals describe him as an above average American tourist. #Svengoolie

I'm hoping tonight's showing of "An American Werewolf in London" on #Svengoolie doesn't have any bad language.

Epstein is not trending folks, so let's make some noise. RELEASE ALL THE FILES.

I think we know who we have to thank.

How did that flimsy skeleton knock her into the acid? I swear it's the same one they used to advertise in comic books next to the sea monkeys. #Svengoolie

What kind of party doesn't have Hors d'oeuvres? #Svengoolie

This is still a better party than Michael & Jan's. #Svengoolie #TheOffice

He grabbed me and choked me and left me in that room! Then out of the blue he tried to kill me! #Svengoolie

I don't mind being murdered by ghosts, but this theremin music is uncalled for! #Svengoolie

So Pritchard thinks the gun is useless against ghosts, but that big ass knife will protect him? #Svengoolie

Let's give Pritchard a gun. He hasn't been drinking that much. #Svengoolie