BREAKING: @barackobama.bsky.social clarifies his position on aliens after his answer during the speed round of our interview went viral.

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

GDI zipline AGAIN* how *I did this months ago and then also got “zip-line” For the least zip-liney person, this is sus

The great thing about dinner is that you don’t know what you want and you have to get it yourself and pay money for it and you have to do it all the time or you die. On the other hand, you don’t know if it will be any good. So there’s that!

Scientists got tired after watching the Earth rotate for seven days. So they called it a weak.

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Sobek!

today I saw a dad at costco deploy a high-risk “fine, I’ll buy you this basketball hoop if you can make this shot” maneuver to his young son only for the boy to swish from like twenty feet away. net barely moved

When the ceiling fan makes a noise suspiciously like "YOU GUISE WATCH THIS!"

I MIGHT have an additional favorite birb.

Footprints of many persuasions.

Steel structure #blackandwhite #photography

I would not mind Topher Grace as a politician.

whatever all this is this rhythm this variety IT WORKS it must have a name youtu.be/llpTVKoj2SI?...

Wearing a fleecy in public with people’s head on it in a locker room talking to those same people. THIS IS THE WAY (I dunno, I’m guessing)

Top 40 with... Dick Clarke (40 EACH WEEK! *shudder* but to be fair, some are repeats.)

stomach: omg lunch was over 24 hours ago me: wut dinner was at, like, 9:30pm stomach: but LUNCH was over 24 hours ago me:

wheeeeen the moon shapes your eye like a big pizza pie that’s an alien

*sips coffee from jug* *clicks 60 minutes video of focus music* *straps on headphones* *cracks knuckles* *three quick bene gesserit breaths* *nether adjustments* hokay. I’m going in.

Lady Gaga's two favorite European sandwiches are a French ham and cheese, un sandwich au jambon et fromage, and an Italian sub sandwich with fixings.

The New York Times reports that the Department of Homeland Security has sent Google, Meta, and other media corporations subpoenas for the names on accounts that criticize ICE enforcement. The department wants to identify Americans who oppose what it’s doing. I’ll save them time.

douglas adams was our most accurate futurist

One of the libraries I haunt has a snack vending machine that is refrigerated. It faithfully restocks a brand of salt and pepper robust chip that I never knew I needed. Sadly, I now I also need them refrigerated and DECLINED to buy them elsewhere because they were GASP ROOM TEMPERATURE.

who up greying they anatomy

Now I want to see a post-apocalyptic version of “Spirited Away.”

with alt text, because everyone needs to be able to read this 😭

What’s so weird about men in power is how when they face scandal and should step down the world acts like no one else can do their jobs. Bottstein, Wasserman, these aren’t irreplaceable men! Stop with this delusion.

I play a little mobile game* called Cats and Bestoff**. You start with one cat who sells a purple pen while you’re offline and then you can use your cat to get more pens. I have 81 pens. *nonexistent, fortunately ** cry with me, NOLA diaspora en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K%26B

Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.

Triptych Bankside, #London #UK #architecture #monochrome #photography

Facetime in the Great Outdoors: Honey when are you coming home? Did you remember to get the mice from the store? Kenneth is starting to unravel. Just a sec... Yes, you're jumping really high this time Sweetie Okay I'm back bring chocolate

“Imagination is more important than knowledge. For knowledge is limited to all we now know and understand, while imagination embraces the entire world, and all there ever will be to know and understand.” ― Albert Einstein

I saw today (February 15th) was Galileo Galilei's birthday. 🌝

Finally finished Heated Rivalry. I was surprised by how deep it was and how many hockey details were accurate despite it taking place in a fictional universe... and it was a kinder universe than we're currently living in. If you can play, you can play. 🏒🌈

And the moon and the stars Were the gifts you gave To the dark and endless sky

I ate a flaming duck today. Like you do.

If Weird Al did a parody of your song, congrats on your success. If Weird Al does a original song in your style, congratulations, you are a badass musician who won the approval and admiration of a musician's musician.

My debit card bought me two boxes of girl scout cookies. Now we're going steady.

Happy Caturday Valentine’s Day to you, my beautiful cute friends who deserve to feel like this. Please take a moment to feel like this. 🥰 Tysm. 🤓

Soyoheon Art Pavilion & Sodae/Miradouro Observatory Tower in Gunwi-gun, Daegu, South Korea by Álvaro Siza in collaboration with Carlos Castanheira (2018) r/brutalism

This is Lexa. She really hopes you’ll be her valentine. Wouldn’t want to waste this look on just anybody. 14/10 (IG: bambiandlexa)

At an event last year, a deaf lady came over and wanted to buy a book. I was very embarrassed that I couldn't communicate with her. Now, after a few weeks of work with an app, I can sign "WANT BOOK? BOOK HAVE MAGIC and SEX. BOOK GOOD."

When a cat decides to go rogue.

Fun dancing, fun melody, fun singing. youtu.be/B902r41y7mI?...

Valentine's Day! if your valentine is a trans person, or if you just know some trans people contact them all today and wish them happy Valentine's Day and tell them you're there for them and will help if they need it... And wait for an answer, you may save a life! thank you and please repost

Celebrating my 500-foot anniversary today with the smash cutie on the subway train. 😍

I knew I saw this somewhere before. Funny that it’s almost exactly what’s actually happening now.

If you do not already know and follow and laugh with this guy online, you should. I’ve never seen him out of costume, as he is here. youtube.com/shorts/rFuxv...

Lovely design! Shoe buckle is certainly likely. But do I want a pointy-features shoe buckle? The aligned hole and notch suggest that a removable buckle pin could shake out TO THE SAME SIDE. I'm speculating it's a type of cloak clasp that doesn't rotate to lock. But hey I'm just some guy.

ANOTHER SUBMARINE IS 50,000 LEAGUES UNDER THE SEA. YOU SHOULD BE WRITING ABOUT THAT ONE.

Polyamorous Miss Marple: Reminds me of my exes in St Mary Mead....