My breakfast sandwich with extra cheese was prepared with the wrong bread. Croissant instead of everything bagel. Because bagel is filling. I ate that damn wrongbread halfsandwich because I don’t waste cheese. I’d have probably asked for a replacement, otherwise.

“‘All I’m going to say is that I stand by my decision,’ she said… “Much of the audience at the board meeting broke into cheers and applause after her statement. Chants of ‘shame’ were heard as board members voted to fire her...” www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2026/...

Books you shouldn't have purchased because you didn't like them: readgrets.

LMAO 😍🤣

I SCREAMED.

Today’s internetting was productive and educational. I discovered “industrial” mycelium insulation processes & textile-focused “leather” substitutes. Very cool. That led me to people doing edible mushroom growing at home. Any HOOBOY are they detail-oriented and enthusiastic. ILU mushroom people.

bladder: hey me: no bladder: no really ‘sup me: no means no bladder: me: bladder:

Silly Little Hat. Corto dirigido por Batt Maillie. Espectacular.

Me when i get home from work and my party platter of five different cheeses that I bought for myself.

If all the technology represented by Artemis Two distills down to telling someone, "look at that you son of a bitch" and finally having the scales fall from their eyes, it will have been even more worth it.

Not me realizing any K-pop idol type who takes my enrichment pottery class is getting straight A's and 6.0 GPA*. Anyone sculpting Derpy or Sussie will get a kidney**. *pottery lol not graded ** while supplies last

SHIRLY TEMPLE SHOTS AND KEEP 'EM COMIN'

SHADOUT MAPES

This quote from Apollo 14 astronaut Edgar Mitchell has been in my head the last few days

MILK ME -carnations

LOOK AT ME -irises

PUNCH ME -black-eyed susans

What do you yell at a cowardly apple tree? Grow a pear!

Oh my.

GAMBOL FROLICK BOUNCE GERONIMO THAT IS A BABY GOAT IN DOG COSPLAY, YOU WAIT AND SEE

COLBY BY DAY PEPPERJACK BY NIGHT

Me to my cat: "Please don't do that." Me to my cat 2 seconds later: "please don't do that, either."

ILU MOCHI

Whomst among us?

How many people are in this photo? How many hands are wearing gloves?

For someone who doesn’t want to ensure daycare and support medical systems at the federal level for all americans, he certainly doesn’t seem to mind protecting pedophiles and illegitimate breeding practices that would add to those daycares and inundate those medical systems.

My boot did a tremendous job overseeing a massive stompdown in dumbass across the city. It will be transitioning to a much needed and important new dumbass in the private sector, to be announced at a date in the near future.

me: Fun fact—idiotic is the only accusation named after diodes them: so close! that is a component

THESE ARE THE SAME CLIP

Cats do not react to changes in country or western music. Their ears absolutely adjust to the style, they just don't give a shit.

You come to cabinetry in the forest. One cabinet contains the catfood you like. One cabinet is locked and only opens late. What do you ask the cabinet keeper* about dinner? *cabinet keeper either naps or lies

If Artemis is going up then it gives me an excuse to once again post this photo, the only one to contain every human being in the universe but one.

hope floats integer

Cat: yes, and?

YES WE FANS ARE LEGION

Our feature artist/tutorial today is this really useful page on KNEES by the talented @taco1704! Even the subtlest contraposto pose will put the KNEES at DIFFERENT HEIGHTS. Also a great help for thinking about how FORESHORTENING affects visual LIMB LENGTH! #manga #anime #drawing

How did the "line bracelet" become better known as the "tennis bracelet"? youtube.com/shorts/8Q0NA...

Unbelievable! I know some jewelers and gotta find out if they've seen this kind of thing!

We don’t deserve dogs.

Me: *goes online to find tips about sprouting things in Mason jars at home* Also me: *discovers THEM* ME: *forgets about sprouts* There's chaos, and then there's The Goddess Boys. youtube.com/shorts/7nw3a...

Is this actually happening the way it looks? Have these dogs not met any of these people yet? How wonderful.

1. TIL 2. SQUEE until throat shatters

Watership Down / N.I.M.H Mashup tarot deck WHEN?

Shablam for me.

i need Millie in my ceramics class. give cpr to my clay STAT

we like mopey and annoyed sokka

What does "fuic cke" mean? Is it Gaelic? Reverse tombstoning!

Every year, hundreds of people walk silently through the streets of Minneapolis… looking at the windows of the houses. It's the Wedge Cat Tour: the residents put the cats in the window and the crowd stops to admire them. Yes. This exists. 😹

Evil oncologists calling patients and hanging up and later saying Lol must have butt-dialed you.

I love the number of recently mainstreamed words that sentence contains. It is bonkers that this makes perfect sense. Also, good job OP!