No we don't stash our weed in the kangaroo’s pouch—that's her weed.

The Chancla from They're Slinging a Shoe in Their Rocket The chancla He destroyed his cage Yes YES The Chancla is out

Congaree National Park = Underrated

We had an incredible opening night. The highlight was reuniting with Sandy Duncan and her husband, Don. Forty years after doing Peter Pan together. Brought tears to my eyes.

I snorted.

I blanked on "sparkling" AND on "seltzer" and so I ordered SPICY WATER.

ALL HAIL MILO

Them: You carry that around with you? Me: *shrug* it's my cheese knife and my stabbing knife. Them: *scoff* do a lot of stabbing, do you? Me: after the cheese runs out, yes. Them: Me: Them: how often do you clean it? Me: Them: Me: for brie, I clean it.

Me: I've had cannoli for breakfast every day since we got to Sicily. My friend: Actually "cannolo" is the singular and "cannoli" is for when there's more than one. Me: I've had cannoli for breakfast every day since we got to Sicily.

Breakfast needs an appetizer course.

Late Afternoon Light ~ Cyril Cox, 1958

This is who I am in my own head, and absolutely nowhere else. #Catwoman #BatmanReturns (via coco_franklin_ on IG)

St John's church, Glastonbury peering out of the mist. Photograph taken this morning from Glastonbury Tor on Michaelmas day.

Great, titanic lady. But the statue misses the mark. By a lot. Like, a lot a lot.

*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*

Wee donkey.

Cabbage

How I imagine you sickos

ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards

So exhausting..

If you ever wonder if society has made any sort of progress, my son was just very confused about why the bar in Star Trek was smoky inside

My favorite Peter Sellers scene.

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

Art by • Yuriko Ohno

Some amazing gay history. Listen up kids.

A new study shows that the ability to produce psilocybin evolved twice in mushrooms, arising independently in distantly related lineages. That repeated innovation might hint at a deeper ecological purpose Paper: onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/... #Evolution #Biochemistry #Psychedelics 🧪🧬🧫🍄‍🟫

Die Existenz von Pandas stellt eigentlich das Konzept „Evolution“ komplett in Frage

A skull unearthed in China challenges the timeline of human evolution, scientists say www.ctvnews.ca/sci-tech/art...

She basically invented astrophysics. She proved the laws of chemistry, quantum mechanics, and statistical mechanics, not just gravity, applied universally. She determined the composition of the sun and primacy of hydrogen in the universe. She advised the PhDs of Frank Drake and Frank Kameny.

Whoever designed this: I Just Want To Talk

Why is it 82 degrees Fahrenheit in Cambridge at 6:45pm on September 28th? Why.

lookit all these little pet drawins... room for more!

here we go

Shaken, not stirred

Wow

One of my all time favourites from my favourite human “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.” -- Albert Einstein

Thirst trap. Like woah.

“Now concerning that day and hour no one knows—neither the writing on the casing nor the caliber —except the Shooter alone.”

I am in a very specific location that has no coffee. However, I do have this abstract image composition. Do you not find it beautiful? w3w.co/switch.drop....

I THOUGHT YOU DIED

Everyone look at my shiny bacteria that I grew in my microbiology lab.

timeline cleanse: franky watches the garbage truck pick up the trash this morning

today’s quilted northwestern skies

illustration/education book idea. Group the alphabet letters by three, make a question or mini-story: Has an alligator ever eaten a banana in a car? Has a bear ever coughed in a doorway? Did the capybara dance around eggs? I’m out of coffee…..

Hmmm. Last two weeks have been me meeting new people, generally aged between early 20s in college, and a decade or two older than that in the normal world. Out of 150-200 people, nobody seems to have heard of (or admits to knowing about) this forum. Struck me as…. Odd.

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