NaK blam preety youtube.com/shorts/1TNBF...

Big deal. A man should be able to rise up sooner than some of his guy friends putting his passed out, unbathed crumpled ass in a cave for two whole nights first. Worse, the first thing he does when he *does* rise is leave? No cave got time for that!

Clicking my heels three times, saying, “There’s no place like Waffle House, there’s no place like Waffle House, there’s no place like Waffle House.”

I have cracked the eggs over the matzoh and which you were probably boiling with Elija Forgive me holidays are so confusing and so old

You have to love Betty White. Watch it all. youtube.com/shorts/c7I8P...

Painted eggshells fragments by artist Ruby Silvious #WomensArt #Easter

Christ in front of Pilate (1910) - Jacek Malczewski (1854–1929) #modern #religious_painting

Get your roommates to stop asking you to clean things with this one easy trick.

in florida the ice cream truck is also a boat, apparently

I read this in Matthew Waterson's voice so here we are. #xmen97#xmen#xmen #meme #magneto

This mammoth ivory statue is 40,000-years-old!📷 This is the Lion Man of the Hohlenstein-Stadel, considered to be the oldest-known zoomorphic (animal-shaped) sculpture in the world. The Lion Man has the head of a cave lion with a partly human body.

Steve Read - Southwold Lighthouse Acrylic on canvas.

Having WAY too much fun with my new brush pack 🤩 🖌️🖌️🖌️🖌️🖌️🖌️🖌️🖌️ Look at this vintage look I'm able to get!!!!!!!!!

Find a Penny Pick it up And all the day You’ll have good l— OMG A SHOE GET AWAY GET AWAY LEAVE IT BEHIND

When is the lobby and grassroots uprising to specify and rename a certain blue to CHEWY BLUE in honor of the distinctive pet food packaging?

AS LONG AS THE STORY IS GOOD, IT BELONGS IN THE WWE.

I could just watch this until my body dies from malnutrition because I forgot to eat. Better than getting killed in traffic accident.

I highly recommend putting this NASA #Artemis II mission livestream on and just leaving it playing as you go about your weekend. Live views of the spacecraft, occasional visualizations of the current config, views of the control room, space-ground radio audio. www.youtube.com/live/m3kR2KK...

huntr/x 🩷💜💛 #kpopdemonhunters

I imagine three fantastic ladies teaming to cover this song in a medley: Michelle Pfeiffer Debbie Harry Olivia Newton-John Roller skating in neon lights, in cat costumes. Like you do. youtu.be/WGU_4-5RaxU?...

Tonight remember to set your Messiahs forward three days.

And she's still outnumbered by men 3:1.

These darling pups need to be cast in a live all-dog remake of either Cocoon, or Birdcage.

But why is there only one set of waffle batter drips on the grill? My child that was when I plated the drunks order for you.

My breakfast sandwich with extra cheese was prepared with the wrong bread. Croissant instead of everything bagel. Because bagel is filling. I ate that damn wrongbread halfsandwich because I don’t waste cheese. I’d have probably asked for a replacement, otherwise.

“‘All I’m going to say is that I stand by my decision,’ she said… “Much of the audience at the board meeting broke into cheers and applause after her statement. Chants of ‘shame’ were heard as board members voted to fire her...” www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2026/...

Books you shouldn't have purchased because you didn't like them: readgrets.

LMAO 😍🤣

I SCREAMED.

Today’s internetting was productive and educational. I discovered “industrial” mycelium insulation processes & textile-focused “leather” substitutes. Very cool. That led me to people doing edible mushroom growing at home. Any HOOBOY are they detail-oriented and enthusiastic. ILU mushroom people.

bladder: hey me: no bladder: no really ‘sup me: no means no bladder: me: bladder:

Silly Little Hat. Corto dirigido por Batt Maillie. Espectacular.

Me when i get home from work and my party platter of five different cheeses that I bought for myself.

If all the technology represented by Artemis Two distills down to telling someone, "look at that you son of a bitch" and finally having the scales fall from their eyes, it will have been even more worth it.

Not me realizing any K-pop idol type who takes my enrichment pottery class is getting straight A's and 6.0 GPA*. Anyone sculpting Derpy or Sussie will get a kidney**. *pottery lol not graded ** while supplies last

SHIRLY TEMPLE SHOTS AND KEEP 'EM COMIN'

SHADOUT MAPES

This quote from Apollo 14 astronaut Edgar Mitchell has been in my head the last few days

MILK ME -carnations

LOOK AT ME -irises

PUNCH ME -black-eyed susans

What do you yell at a cowardly apple tree? Grow a pear!

Oh my.

GAMBOL FROLICK BOUNCE GERONIMO THAT IS A BABY GOAT IN DOG COSPLAY, YOU WAIT AND SEE

COLBY BY DAY PEPPERJACK BY NIGHT

Me to my cat: "Please don't do that." Me to my cat 2 seconds later: "please don't do that, either."

ILU MOCHI

Whomst among us?