I’ve just heard an automatically-generated voice interpret “noice” from a transcript into “noyce” to rhyme with “Royce” or “Joyce.” If anyone would like to furnish me with the IPA, go ahead. I might have to steal it. I’ll use it when I need something slightly different then the standard response.

An Oh My God Discovery😍 Lake Superior Minnesota

Blood pressure cuff sculpted to look like an angry boa constrictor.

Amazing, no notes, I do not desire to learn anything else about this story, for it would only detract from the perfection on this headline.

Hey! Calling all Wonder Women! We all are sisters…pulling together with one spirit. 50 years ago today the first episode of the series Wonder Woman aired.

ADGC All Dogs Get Cookies

The charter members of the Mutual Ambush Society wish you a happy #Caturday

I can fix this whole thing. In fact, it's already been solved. Bond 007 v17 when? youtu.be/osYpGSz_0i4?...

Children's Nursery Rhyme Reveals Disenfranchised King's Horses and Men

Pigeon: Imna go tell a cat where Zadie sleeps.

According to my chocolate Advent Calander, there's only 2 days until Christmas.

OMG OGM MGO MOG GOM GMO OMG

I was in the studio and saw someone's sweet little oil lamp. I rubbed a bit of dust off and blam, a genie came out, flew around the kilns, and hovered over my favorite pottery wheel. So, it said, you know the drill, rubbing nebulous hands. Yes, I said. It flowed nearer: you get three dishes. Me:

Internet: um about that person Me: who died?

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Why did you stop reading? I was napping to that.

My chores as a kid were fairly light, but I always loved leaves. Raking. Scrunching. Burning. (Yes, in the middle of a cemet cul-de-sac.)

Gardeners’ World #AlphabetChallenge #WeekTforTelevision

WeRateDogs turns 10 years old today! A very silly idea to numerically objectify dogs has become one of the kindest and most powerful online communities ever. Thank you for joining us over the last decade. I never knew what this could be until you all showed me. Here's to many more good dogs ❤️

I overlooked her birthday yesterday.

Book idea: Yap-Yap: A History of The Smallest Dog Breeds in Literature, Art, and Media.

Operating a ferris wheel like a zooetrope.

There are two wolves inside you. One pronounces it "ONvelope" and the other alternates between "UN" and "IN." Neither likes the ones you lick.

ALERT CAT SOFAS ALERT

When your dog's head is still downloading.

Astonishing and inspiring! youtu.be/9akUtO_3Npw?...

I see you

The otter helps pick out nice soaps that aren't too harsh.

It's #SixOnSaturday

Mood

Sweeney Todd: AT LAST MY ARM IS CONPLETE AGAIN. Mrs Lovett: *muttering* I gave you a pencil case last month.

It's that time of season to say, "This year I'm gonna make a shirt."

Singing Dolly Parton song 'Baleen.'

This darling creature is the spitting image of a cat I had when I was small. He survived for a good while after I went to college. I've never loved that hard since. His name was "Eagle" because the family named our RV "Hawk." We were all crazy for John Denver songs. youtu.be/nSAXJeOW0jg?...

My procrasterone levels are spiking.

Please clap. I did NOT buy a mug surface decoration printer that takes a standard commercial mug. Even though I can make my own mugs with pithy or filthy sayings, or kittens. Actively forgetting which store sells them..... Ooooh, I could draw cats cursing on mugs.

Actually, a mulcher is the best tool for companies of fewer than 50 employees.

Michael Caine is sat waiting for his bill at a charming little bistro in Paris. He looks up and realises with shocked delight that, far from being killed in the explosion at the movie’s climactic moment, James Bond is at the next table over.

Amazing! These kids are totally winning the Gastro2026 Marching Band Competition in Maui.

I'm beginning to think my skull isn't all it's cracked up to be.

I've grown to like the ring left behind when I let them down in the wrong place.

Host: Let's play Wheel Of Ornithology! Me: Are there any jays? Host: No sorry Me: I'd like to buy an owl

Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.

change a letter, improve an alphabet. ABCDEFGHI*KLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ *1524 called, Gian Giorgio Trissino changed his mind and wants “J” back. Never mind.

How Hats Change Whether Birds See Us Smile

Kittens: Honoré, Velouté, Devotee, Enchanté, Gus, Devoré, Habitué. I'll leave it to you to imagine their shortened nicknames.

Good night 😘 Have a restful night 😴✨🌚💤🌙🧡

Clouds are one of my favorite things to paint, but they can be tricky! Here’s a few tips I’ve learned along the way. Questions welcomed!