We should have handed the keys to the ladies 10 years ago

Thank you, U.S. Women's Hockey www.thedailybeast.com/us-womens-ho...

the US is actively committing atrocities at home + overseas and these hockey players are proudly laughing it up with those directly responsible. then you’ve got people babygirling them or saying shit like “you can still support them even if you don’t agree! go USA!” just surreal and infuriating.

Why are you turning the Eye of Sauron to gaze upon us?

It’s the women who will take him down. The men are either in on it, or plain old cowards.

So far we haven't lost pow

I’m done hearing about the Epstein files, I want to hear about the Epstein trials.

Hegseth's pissed.

Doing shots of maple syrup over here

Fuck, yeah, I'm ready.

We are at KETCHCON 1, people. This is not a drill.

I've been telling old republicans who support ice that their generation got soft, back in the day my grandfather murdered people who asked for his papers and the US government gave him medals for it. They have no idea how to respond to this.

John Roberts has clearly not seen my mom’s slapdash science fair project.

Get out of my room

Ah-huh and I wanna spread the news That it feels this good gettin' used Oh, you just keep on usin' me Until you use me up Ah, until you use me up #AT40

Pop this #AT40

Pedal steel is always appropriate. #AT40

If you gotta play at garden parties I wish you a lot of luck But if memories were all I sang I'd rather drive a truck #AT40

Joe Cocker covering Gregg Allman. #AT40

Hey, hey hey, it's a beautiful day #AT40

Thankfully, I have zero memory oof this travesty. Ooooh, Rrrrrrock me baby, lol #AT40

My biggest mistake was loving you too much and letting you know Now you got me where you want me and you won't let me go If my heart was made of glass well then you'd surely see How much heartache and misery, girl, you've been causing me #RockOfAges #TheBand #AT40

“I think we over estimated the whole “finding out” part. Donald Trump could diddle their daughter in front of them & they’d be taking pictures, posting them on FB & bragging how they know him.

South Boston guy who probably supported the IRA during the Troubles, praising the Brits.

Lindsey Graham is a haggard old alcoholic who sold his soul on the golf course after Trump told him he also knew about the worst kept secret on Capitol Hill (nice work, Jared). Having him insult our allies while in a blackout is not what our forefathers envisioned. Retire, lush.

Colbert and Kimmel have met the moment under our slide into fascism in a way that institutions, press, and the Democratic Party haven’t

Wanna see a dead body?

I’m going to sing the YEAH part in Shine by Collective Soul instead of paying taxes

RIP First Amendment www.mediaite.com/media/tv/cap...

Please repost AUGGIE!! this handsome guy is still needing a home 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇

RIP Robert Duvall www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1lc...

The people who wanted a separate halftime show are the same people who wanted separate water fountains and bathrooms.

Did you know that if rats were the size of English schoolboys we'd be wiped out in a week? Wild, right?

I’d rather my tax dollars be used to house the homeless instead of building concentration camps.

Pic of the day

on this nominally day of Jesus or whatever I'd like to nominate Saint Brown of the Hoodie

15 years ago today I arrived on Downing Street in a cage. I've seen off Cameron, May, Johnson, Truss and Sunak and I'm still going strong. Only two Prime Ministers have ever done longer stints here: William Pitt the Younger and Sir Robert Walpole. Bill and Bob - I'm coming for you... (Photos AP)

Gå Danmark!

I’m disgusted by the amount of hate Pam Bondi is getting at the moment. It’s nowhere near enough, and we can do better.

It sounded shocking, but I never knew me a better time #AT40

Here's a song about some asshole in an *apricot* scarf. #AT40

No matter, no matter what color Umm, you are still my brother I said, "No matter, no matter what color Umm, you are still my brother" Everybody wants to live together Why can't we live together? Good question. #AT40

I come up hard baby, but that's okay 'Cause Trouble Man, don't get in my way I come up hard baby, I've been for real, baby Gonna keep movin', gonna go to town I come up hard, I come up gettin' down There's only three things that's for sure Taxes, death and trouble, oh This I know, baby #AT40

Oh, no. Lobo #AT40

My dad and I saw this movie together when I was 18. It was a very quiet ride home. #AT40