Update: they followed each other on Instagram and now he's texting me asking for advice on how to ask her out hahahaHAHAHAHA YESSSSS

I miss playing WoW but like I can't justify playing a game that I have to pay a subscription for

copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand!! (\_/) (°-°) />😵<

Playing matchmaker with my coworkers 🥴🥴

Hey ding-dongs, let’s have a chit-chat about 'Ablaut reduplication.' If you have three words, the order usually goes 'I-A-O.' -tic-tac-toe If there are only two words, ‘I’ is the first and the second is either ‘A’ or ‘O.’ -click-clack -King-Kong

God, I miss throwing people/being thrown like a rag doll

I think it's time to let the mullet grow out. Just had the thought that I look like the shit eating Rick from Rick and Morty and I hate it

i will eat your ai garbage too

Every day I live in fear of one of my posts making its way onto the discover feed

My favorite part of having cats is that they just like, hang out with you. It's like they're a roommate that shits in a box and screams at you when they're hungry

dude i love tiddies

i love human art!! i love human creativity!!!

My art goal is to draw for like 10-15 minutes a day every day

I love it when the boys in the boy aquarium fight because they look so funny in their giant padded uniforms

GOALIE FIGHT!!!!

replace rfk jr with this guy

Every now and then I remember that Taylor Lautner married someone named Taylor so now they're both Taylor Lautner

The top of my computer monitor at work makes me so happy 🩷🥰

On an average day, how many pigeons do you think you could reasonably carry?

All my DnD buds who are smarter than me, I have a question: If I'm playing a blood hunter and my magic only works with my blood could I, in theory, fill some vials with my blood before a long or short rest and then use them like I normally would in combat without taking the damage?

2026 is going to be the year I learn to art, manifesting it now!!

[update] Scheduled: #AO3 will be down for about 15 hours starting at 08:00 UTC on January 21 while we make some improvements to searching bookmarks and series.

I forgot my fucking headphones at home today and I feel like I'm dying

Live, laugh, love ❌ Alive, ahaha, FUCK ✅

Had to have this talk with someone who honestly meant well so just a gentle reminder. Even if it's free it still supports the TERF queen. It still keeps the franchise relevant when we need to let it die to stop her from harming people. Do Not Download/Use/Read/Steal/Play Any HP media. Let it die.

I think that if everyone in the United States (and I mean EVERYONE) just started spitting on ICE any time they go in public, the world would be a better place. They can't arrest all of us

ROLL20 IS DOWN FUUUUUUCK

I’ve tried very hard to engage with people in this community over the last 36 hours, but it’s clear that the culture here is corrosive and not interested in debate. It’s too bad, because my “Doctor Gizmo’s Patent Snake Oil Cure-All” is well worth the money, especially in this midst of this plague

Y'all my husband ate all of my Christmas stocking candy 😭

Oh shit it's d&d day!!

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Definitely stolen from @bulletwmynameon.bsky.social 🫰🏾

Husband is on call this weekend and I swear to god the only time anyone ever calls is when we're about to boink 😒

I love it when my friends tell me about their OCs and lore. "Look, I made a guy. This is why he can't ever find peace. Here's his dick"

selecting the “no, i do not wish to use an ai assistant” button isn’t enough. i need to tell it to go fuck itself

Ruin a cartoon by changing one letter. Dick and Morty

I need all yall that dont speak spanish to learn a few words, real quick. pls RT "La Migra" - common slang for ICE "La Patrulla" - "The Patrol" "No digas nada" - "Say nothing." ¿Cómo te llamas? - "Whats your name?" "¿Quién quieres que llame?" - "Who do you want me to call?" Escondense - Hide

now that youre here, do the world a favor and KILL YOURSELFFFFFFFF 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

I find Gmail’s new “write this for me” feature deeply sinister. They’re trying to convince you that you are dumb and helpless. Don’t let them steal your ability to formulate thoughts and communicate. You were capable of writing an email in 2022 and you’re capable now.

I feel like people who are telling folks in Minnesota not to take the bait so Trump doesn’t invoke the Insurrection Act have a lot more good faith in an aging cruel dipshit who is being feed a steady diet of AI slop by scheming viziers who dream of invoking the Insurrection Act than I do.

My friend texted me to ask how I'm holding up and I sent him this gif

Would you excuse me for a moment? *screams endlessly into the void* Sorry, what were you saying?

Me staring at the clock, willing it with my mind to move faster so I can go home and the weekend can start

looking for some feedback on my book app !! currently the home page shows a public user activity feed, and then there's a 'friend feed' page that shows only activities of your friends. would you rather have the friend feed on the home page and maybe a 'discover' page with public activity?

HI HELLO HOW ARE YA