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This is such an important thing. When we talk about how men are “more direct” we really gloss over the social and sometimes material consequences women and especially women of color face for being direct about anything.

This is what oligarchy looks like: If you're Elon Musk, the richest man alive, Tesla gives you a $1 trillion pay package & Trump gives you a huge tax break. If you're a poor kid on SNAP, Trump appeals a court decision that would have prevented you from going hungry. Obscene.

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In my almost 20 years as a lawyer, as a leader, as a department head, as an executive...the people I have worked with who are the biggest gossips, who are the most emotional, and who are the most conflict-averse are men. And the women are the ones who end up cleaning up that mess as a result.

yeah

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The dogs are watching* GBBO with Mr. Bree and it is cuter than it has any right to be. *demanding attention while he watches

he's lurking in the dark spaces of your closet. waiting. planning.

Adults posting up now all around the neighborhood at George Middle School in North Portland, which is letting out in about 10 minutes.

A perimeter of parents and what appeared to be a priest and other faith leaders were out all around the neighborhood surrounding Chavez as students were recently dismissed.

OMFG RUSSO’S ON THE BAY OMG

lord

i realize car dealership owners are his demographic but holy shit lol

The Senate has defeated an effort by Democrats to force a war powers vote on the U.S. military buildup re: Venezuela. Sen. Rand Paul R-KY & Sen. Lisa Murkowski R-AK were the only two GOP Senators to break ranks.

The rural Diocese of Alexandria, Louisiana filed for bankruptcy in federal court to begin the process of settling dozens of child sexual abuse allegations against priests who served in the state's sparsely populated interior.

We have reached the Mirror Lake portion of the day

Public art is so important

I do feel like rolling back regulatory oversight of the food system is very quickly going to illustrate why Upton Sinclair wrote The Jungle.

Sisqo always sang like his family was held hostage. Have you heard him on any random song lol. Listen to how he sang on Wild Wild West, he went hard for everything. I love it lol

We say men are less emotional because we coincidentally don't define anger or reacting because of ego as emotions.

The truly maddening thing is that, unlike when I was a young man in science and the materials and engineering just weren’t there yet, the future is *right there.* The problem is *solved*. What’s holding us back is not just greed, but this bizarre nostalgia, an obsession with petro- masculinity.

Trump says the US is collecting "hundreds of trillions of dollars" in tariff revenue. The size of the entire world's economy is around $110 trillion.

It was me. I ruined the workplace. I am like SO sorry. I sent all your wives evidence of your multiple affairs and grindr logins. I found out where you were stealing from the accounts and secretly recorded you telling racist jokes to the new guys. Big yikes on the video of you stealing my lunchables

we could ban men for awhile

Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc

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The AI bubble burst is gonna make the housing bubble look like a hiccup. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTDS...

Dude’s a legit Nazi and they chose to give him more money. Capitalism is fucking disgusting.

Yep. Politicians who mindlessly promote data centers are buying into a political liability. Data centers are even worse than the old 'subsidize my factory' scam, creating fewer jobs and draining local water & energy supplies, problems that will get increasingly worse under Trump's bad policies.

Trump administration announces Boeing deals in Central Asia reut.rs/4nBcrjv

Pro Tip: If you're traveling the next few weeks on the Northeast Corridor, book whatever seats Amtrak has left at this point ASAP before prices go way up and availability disappears.

Good thread, and I will add that men DO NOT LIKE IT when women say "hey, you fucked up," and to the extent that women tend to soften the blow with indirectness, it's because men feel like their honor is insulted if they have to take feedback from women.

BREAKING: A federal judge finds the Trump admin "did not comply" with his order to fund SNAP benefits. Judge John McConnell has verbally ordered the admin to *fully fund* SNAP benefits for the month of November — by tomorrow.

straight-up jury nullification. this guy did it, confessed to it, and the jury instructions explicitly said that if he did it intentionally, it was assault.

Long live the jury trial in America.

"i know amber heard and also all women during metoo are lying liars bc they remind me of my abusive ex girlfriend" sir you need therapy not to declare yourself the arbiter of all metoo claims "believe women" was EXPLICITLY A COUNTERARGUMENT TO THE OLD DEFAULT OF "ALL THOSE B*TCHES ARE LYING"

Sandwich Guy thanks everyone for their support, “emotional, spiritual, artistic or financial.” Intones, “Let us not forget that the great seal of the United States says…‘ out of many, one.’…You all have a right to live a life that is free.”

Host: While Donald Trump says he is delivering an economic miracle, a new report shows that household debt has reached a record high of $18.6 trillion. The average credit card balance is now more than $6,500, according to a separate report

BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

nyc launches directly of resources & aid www.dora.nyc

New: Conde Nast fired four employees who were among a group that confronted the company's head of human resources on Wednesday over the decision to fold Teen Vogue into Vogue/recent cuts. Employees who were fired included journalists from the New Yorker, Wired, and Bon Appétit.

Seeing some false reports about the man who collapsed in the Oval Office. It was *not* Novo Nordisk executive Gordon Findlay. It was a patient who uses Lilly GLP-1 drug, per multiple sources. I hear he's OK now.

Ozempic goes off patent in Canada in 2 months. this is not a cost-saving measure, it is a profit-guaranteeing measure. Some Medicare recipients currently get Ozempic for free, and they're now announcing the minimum price will be $149

BREAKING: Andrew Mountbatten Windsor, the former prince, has been summoned by members of the US Congress to discuss his “long-standing friendship” with paedophile financier Jeffrey Epstein

we don’t lift someone’s feet when they pass out, right

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apparently in the latest package rush-delivered from the metaphor store the EVP of Novo Nordisk collapsed during Trump's Oval Office MAHA event

Watch RFK JR run to get his car to throw this guy in the trunk