Heartbreaking: The Worst Insect You Know Has a Great Point

makin' art about art

I continue to have an insistent eye twitch. Make it stop.

Ok, but look at this face

Pardon me but relying on produced water for south Texas agricultural is simply not the best option, Governor.

Please take the time to read what the children detained in Dilley wrote me in their own words: www.propublica.org/article/ice-... 10/

THIS IS STILL FREE TO READ IF YOU WANT TO LEAR ABOUT BAD BUNNY'S WORK!! (sorry we are excited about Benito Bowl)

Imagine being afraid of Spanish. The language that gave us taco and pendejo.

hot freaking damn, amazing show and amazing thread

¡Es culpa tuya, conejito malo!

Hear me out: Pedro Pascal, Lady Gaga, Ricky Martin, and Jessica Alba solving crimes. Or doing crimes. Just more of them together more of the time

#winter #ducks #ice #snow

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

National Football League welcome to The Resistance

Ain't no party like a super bowl party

Probably going to have to do some silly little stretches for my health.

Superb Owl Sunday is the perfect time to learn more about the owls of north America. www.audubon.org/magazine/mee...

Or if you prefer a video, I recommend True Facts about Owls. Anyway… Happy Superb Owl Sunday! youtu.be/XeFxdkaFzRA?...

man I miss Sensual Alf (as opposed to Alf Hog), can we get a round of applause for this linen-pants babe

Helloooooo there

@juniperbear.bsky.social Hi can Franklin come over for popcorn?

One wash, please.

shout out to the guy who searched gay cowboy search terms today on duck duck go dot com and discovered @thebarbedwire.com 😏

he dragged this piece of tissue paper over to his rug for this exact purpose

Today in Jeremy's salad: collard greens, spaghetti squash and violets

This is gutting and infuriating.

(Also, I have a Patreon where I'm serializing the first drafts of a narrative history of Texas paleontology, so if you feel called to toss me some money for writing services, here's where you can do it!)

Turning 34 today! If you'd like to help me celebrate, I'd be thrilled if you'd leave a compliment, a memory, or tell me about any work of mine (journalistic or fictional) that you've really liked or that meant something to you ❤️

I mean, come on

Y'all, this dog is just so ridiculous

had a blast with the Watermelon Run Club at the wishbone bridge opening in Austin today!!

PSA: You can opt out of the face screening camera at airport security BUT you have to tell them before they scan your ID. When you walk up say "I'd like to opt out of the facial recognition screening." Brought to you by security refusing to let me opt out "because you already gave us your ID." 🙄

Saturday morning with The Eastside Orangeys plus Gentrification Kitty

And look at this nosy neighbor form. 10/10

I'm pleased to announce that Coco is good at both laps and cats. 🩶

Houston friends (Or people with friends in Houston): You should really buy your local bestie a Galentine's Bag. These amazing goodie-stuffed bags are not only a lovely "thinking of you", but they also fund mammograms for food and beverage workers. Total win-win.

Two large opossums bumbling about in the backyard, to my delight.

Tweaked a muscle in my neck/upper back while at work and am now muttering about how I was looking forward to a weekend of rest without pain. Come on ice pack and menthol gel, do your thing.

straight up bawling on my couch with two pups snoozin on me

If you’d like to help Twin Cities’ pets stay fed and safe during the federal government’s terror campaign, please throw a few bucks to The Bond Between. Tell them Petra sent you. www.thebondbetween.org/donate

I was holding up relatively okay but yesterday I donated all my late kitty’s leftover food to an org helping pets get through ICE occupation, and then got home and cried for about an hour. Petra was 22, and died a month ago. She was the sweetest girl.

Regarding the Discourse, lemme just say that if you can't draw, yes you can. Everyone can draw, and folks will almost certainly respond more positively to your stick figures than some generic "A.i." slop. Also, there are LOADS of resources for free images. Like this! 🧵 www.nga.gov/artworks/fre...

In days of yore when the Earth was young, we used to just block somebody who was posting some garbage opinion. Didn’t matter if they seemed like they were on our side and other things. We just blocked them. It was a simple and a better time here

On a similar note, as Mamdani continues to notch W after W you’re going to start seeing opinion pieces about how this could never work in any city other than New York, etc., etc. Do not engage! It’s just entrenched power bullshit and that’s all! Don’t let them make that a conversation!

Consuming knowledge the way data centers consumer water, amirite

It me, reading two @texasobserver.org articles on data centers at once, one on my laptop, one on my phone. <Consume all the knowledge>

You gotta watch this video lmao

Just had a call from someone else's constituent ranting at me about a county judge who is ALLOWING students out of school to protest because he pays taxes and this is not a good turn around on his investment, and also he is not a racist and students do NOT HAVE FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS.