There's always some dude who is like "Well, the right got Kavanaugh so why can't we have--" BECAUSE WE DON'T WANT OUR OWN FUCKING KAVANAUGH, ZERO KAVANAUGHS IS ENOUGH KAVANAUGHS.

My 201g tiny bull in a china shop Channeling his inner Superman

Okay new aspiration method unlocked. Elote jumped on Patata’s belly right after she ate. She coughed up some formula and sneezed some out. *deep sigh* Elote, buddy, baby sissy is not a trampoline. (Aspirating is not uncommon in bottle babies. We’re starting antibiotics as a precaution)

Recovery team: hey welcome back <astronauts load gun and get back in capsule> Recovery team: um, where you going? Astronauts: Earth's haunted

This applies across the board. It’s one reason why the Epstein cases were so hard to get to court.

The world is a complicated place right now. This moment reminds us what we can do together. It reminds me that there is still so much good that America can do and be part of. Welcome home Integrity

Yaaaaaay chutes SPLASHDOWN CONFIRMED

So awe-inspiring

Everyone in mission control is completely still. They are still on a perfect trajectory. AND WE HAVE VOICE CONTACT!

Houston, Integrity loud and clear!

Artemis I tuned in for live recently of Artemis II.

Telemetry link is back

For Whom the Strait Tolls

Note that the U.S. also lacks the ability to do so. If only there was a ship that could do this…

"Respect women" but also "pass on unsubstantiated gossip the second you learn of it whether the women want to come forward or not"

Right, like, it's one thing to spread rumors if you're an anonymous shitposter but when you're more than just an anonymous shitposter you have to be pretty careful about exactly how you couch this stuff.

Note that Gallego’s name surfaces periodically in convos as a problem.

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

Okay if staffers are resigning, there’s not just fire. It’s an inferno

The kinds of guys who send dick picks don't do pros & cons lists

Annnd out you go.

Catholics. OG social justice warriors.

Kittens are fine! And fat! I’ll update a little later. Family member had movers over today and it’s been crazy

Still working on covering human side expenses this month. Anything helps and is very appreciated. Love people who don’t consider second order effects of starting a GD war

Moment of toddler foot stomp I want to have spent the week reveling in the magic of circling the moon, and having tiny kittens in my house. I didn’t get to do that and I have big feels. I also filled up the car so light wallet. And my favorite Wendy’s closed

NEW: The PRC provided Iran with material support amid Iran’s conflict with the United States. PRC support is likely aiding Iran’s missile program reconstruction and improving Iran’s targeting abilities. (🧵1/3) Read more in the April 10, 2026, China & Taiwan Update: isw.pub/ChinaTaiwanU...

The 25th Amendment is a mess in general, but the idea that it is some of substitute for impeachment is wild to me. Removing the president for being crazy is a political choice, and there is already a straightforward political mechanism. 25th is a pipe dream.

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Still working on covering human side expenses this month. Anything helps and is very appreciated. Love people who don’t consider second order effects of starting a GD war

Here is my ironclad promise to you: I'll give you 1 thread about a topic you want for every genuine 5/5 star written review you leave of one of my books. Otherwise I'm here to goof off and talk about things I don't want to bore people IRL with, I promised you nothing and you get what you get lol

Developmental milestones! It's time to learn BITE INHIBITION. Little Bluegum bit me on the nose, and the lip, and hey, we've got teeth now! Then she bit her sister who SCREAMED and hurray for learning new things.

"To put it bluntly, an X post today receives less than 3% of the views a single tweet delivered seven years ago." If you think it is necessary to be on Twitter to communicate your fact-based worldview, the reality is that worldview is being smothered.

Thanks for the support.

Austin TX: Please foster a dog from Austin Animal Services! They have 31 dogs living in crates in a hallway right now! Even a few days break can be beneficial and help dogs get adopted.

Most of us know of "bubblegum" as a FLAVOR, but it's actually banana, pineapple, cinnamon, clove & wintergreen esters blended together, first formulated in 1928 by accountant Walter Diemer for his product, "Dubble Bubble." He also dyed the grey product pink.

Stop policing folks trying to find any scrap of joy right now. It might be what they need to get to tomorrow, and you don't have the fucking right to gainsay it. Goddamn. It's not in your home, so why are you telling folks how to hang the drapes? Let people deal how they need to.

Emergency kitten- hitting the bottle edition

It's always a joy when you throw up an option that you absolutely love but is lowkey ridiculous and are convinced you're the only one who gets 'the vision' and then someone chooses it!!!!1111!!!!1111one makes me feel all sparkly inside (plenty of options on the site!) #USA #Guillotine #Politics

Annnd more grams!

Greatest. Correction. Ever.

Candace Owens responds: “It may be time to put Grandpa up in a home.”

One of the wackiest things going right now is reporters getting exclusive Trump interviews - huge scoops, you've got to run with them! - that age like avocados in the microwave

Want to learn more about cats and chronic pain? I'm speaking at CPS2026 hosted by Canine Arthritis Management. My talk "Grumpy or Painful? How behavior professionals can recognize and help cats in pain" will happen on 4/25 but there are fab speakers all weekend! Register at caninearthritis.co.uk

The first 48 hours of new bottle babies is always a little wild. They’re usually scared and confused, and you’re trying to deal with that and get them stable. Then critical gear went kaput, and I had to roll to backup gear. All while juggling 4 tinies who are drastically underweight. 1/

Why did I make a map of small drone attacks on civilians, and why am I emphasizing the "small" and "short-range" attacks? Read my rationale and much more information in this newsletter post:

CNN: The White House is claiming it was the president's tough rhetoric that brought Iran to its knees MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: I'm sorry. That's not 'tough rhetoric.' It's insanity. It's calling for the murder of an entire civilization

I'm super curious as to who is trying to get Hegseth the chop with all these systematic leaks and my money is on the Gabbard

Jim is an EXCELLENT journalist, and I continue to believe I’ll see his name on a Pulitzer shortlist one day

Mother Mary *sign of the cross*