Hoff Matthews
@hoffmatthews.bsky.social
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Comedian and video editor. T-shirts available now:
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7 months ago
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Why is Threads actually one of the worst platforms for threads
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Hank Hoffman
2 days ago
Musician
@dadadrummer.bsky.social
of Damon & Naomi reports, "The Atlantic has provided a tool for all artists to search some of the datasets used to build their generative AI models." I checked on my band & found quite a few songs from our first album, "Have A Nice Day!", listed in the datasets.
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Organize FFS
No creator is a bystander to AI
https://dadadrummer.substack.com/p/organize-ffs
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Joe
3 days ago
well well well, look who is suddenly "somewhat rational"
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This is “Dangerous Donald” shit
3 days ago
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FOLLOW NOW
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3 days ago
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chris bell
4 days ago
Thanks for reaching out! I am indeed "indie" -- indiependently wealthy!
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New Yorkers: Get out while you still can. Move to a red state. Get jailed by ICE for using a condom
4 days ago
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6/24/16: Donald Trump on a Lovecraftian monster 👾
#cheapfake
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5 days ago
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He’s going to drive away. He’s finally going to do it
5 days ago
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Hillary Clinton on the power of thought 🧠
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6 days ago
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6/22/16: Bernie Sanders on the Mucinex monsters 📺
#cheapfake
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7 days ago
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Time to vote again, New York
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JUDGE TRAVIS
4 months ago
just a reminder that there is a podcast out now starring Bashir Salahuddin, Langston Kerman, Brandi Denise, Keesha Sharp, George Wallace and Amber Ruffin that you can listen to FOR FREE!
judgetravis.com
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Juneteenth is the one bit of post-2020 social progress they haven’t been able to roll back. We must learn from this and build a new movement: the Holiday Left
9 days ago
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chris bell
10 days ago
Hollywood gets 50 YouTube personalities and they all think they’re gonna make a movie and they bring them into a room and they meet Rivera Cuomo and slowly realize they’re going to cameo in the music video for Weezer’s Pork and Beans 2
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They’re going to pull a Mamdani and convince Trump to indict Wemby
www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...
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Knicks set to be first NBA team to visit White House under Trump
The president’s hometown team is expected to visit the White House after NBA champions skipped the visit throughout his first term.
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/knicks-set-first-nba-team-visit-white-house-trump-rcna350645
10 days ago
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President Trump on his businessman friend 🤫
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11 days ago
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Senate Majority Leader John Thune on spider taxis 🕷️
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12 days ago
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6/16/86: Ronald Reagan poses for my punk album cover 🎸
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13 days ago
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Lol
13 days ago
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6/13/91: Bernie Sanders takes viewers' calls 📞
#cheapfake
Featuring Leah Thompson and
@timbarnes.bsky.social
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14 days ago
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Joe
15 days ago
had a dream that Nosferatu was my coworker and he had a YouTube channel reviewing hot sauces. a good modest but coherent comedy dream
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“If necessary” is such a funny way to describe future finals games. I GUESS we can do more of this if we HAVE to
15 days ago
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Ladies and gentlemen, the world’s first trillionaire
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16 days ago
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President Trump on my content ▶️
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17 days ago
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Joe
17 days ago
beware the perils of an edit function
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I wonder how quickly we’ll get a documentary on Trump showing up at Game 3
18 days ago
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Marco Rubio demands to be fed like a baby bird 🐣
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19 days ago
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Zohran Mamdani hears the voice of God 🗣️
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future canon
20 days ago
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President Trump storms out of an interview 🚜
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20 days ago
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This is probably the best possible way to approach an interview with Trump and it’s still a terrible interview
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21 days ago
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President Trump declines a massage 💆
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25 days ago
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Marco Rubio demands first class ✈️
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26 days ago
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5/31/06: George W. Bush has an accident 👖
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26 days ago
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This is like in the later Game of Thrones seasons where they were scrambling to find stuff for all their established characters to do
www.cnbc.com/2026/06/02/i...
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Trump picks housing Dir. Bill Pulte as acting intelligence chief, replacing Tulsi Gabbard
Pulte will keep his existing titles as FHFA director and chairman of the mortgage groups Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, Trump said in his announcement.
https://www.cnbc.com/2026/06/02/intelligence-trump-bill-pulte-tulsi-gabbard.html
27 days ago
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Donald Trump on Harambe 🦍
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28 days ago
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Holy shit, just started reading Tiziano Sclavi’s 1998 novel Non È Successo Niente and it seems to be a sequel to Dellamorte Dellamore??? How did I not know about this?
about 1 month ago
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President Trump on grocery refrigeration ❄️
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about 1 month ago
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Damn Instagram is really rewarding me for posting image carousels. I guess I’ll do that forever, and the algorithm will always like it
about 1 month ago
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Disgusting image. You think it’s going to be delicious ice cream but then ew, it’s news
about 1 month ago
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Zohran Mamdani makes a confession 🏀
#cheapfake
about 1 month ago
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Peter
about 1 month ago
I have but a single piece of Bluesky commentary: ability to turn off RTs would improve this place 3000%.
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JD Vance on my videos 🎤
#cheapfake
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about 1 month ago
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5/25/06: George W. Bush on his hip-hop EP 🎤
#cheapfake
#20yearsagotoday
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about 1 month ago
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JD Vance on his taste in women 💋
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about 1 month ago
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T. J. Dobbin
about 1 month ago
R.I.P. Italian cult cinema legend George Eastman, who improved every movie he appeared in (often by his own pen as uncredited screenwriter). He was friends with Joe D'Amato, but thought the man made lousy films, and for decades was a gem on home video, gladly doing interviews shitting on his movies.
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