Just activated my out-of-office replies in advance of my time off for #RPGLB2026 so consider this the unofficial beginning of my Bluesky chronicles of the coming week!

7 Days Until #RPGLB2026 Are We Excited!?!?

Our newest staff member and great friend @icebluetv.bsky.social is helping us organize our exciting new marathon celebrating all things RPGs. Sign-Ups for the RPGLtv Gauntlet are open until May 29th and the schedule will be released on the 1st! Marathon will be June 25th - 28th

I absolutely LOVE the optics here. Packed house, people holding up signs, auditorium-style seating. It’s like people are going to a speedrunning concert. Everything about this rules.

Where have all the normal men gone

I tried Church’s Chicken for the first time ever today. Despite being juicy and cooked to perfection, that’s the blandest fried chicken I’ve ever had in my life. I could taste the chemicals in the macaroni and cheese, too. The biscuits were fire, tho. Credit where credit is due, I guess.

#RPGLB2026 is less than a month away! Registration closes tonight at 11:59 EST! If you volunteered for onsite shifts or are a runner please make sure you are registered to attend. Volunteer Schedule: tinyurl.com/ycyef3vh Also RPGLB 2026 Banners are here!

Parked my car in my work neighborhood this morning and got a visit from an extremely friendly (and eager to get into my car) neighborhood cat

Dude WHAT is happening with GDQ rn

Over 200 games and 9 straight days of content! Retrothon 2026 is coming at you strong this year. Check the schedule here and we’ll see you on April 18th: horaro.net/retrothon26/...

Hey everyone! Did you know that RPG Limit Break 2026 registration are open now! Which means that you should volunteer for our event! We have wonderful onsite positions for experienced and new volunteers! As well as online positions if you can't attend. Fill out our form below!

#RPGLB2026 is getting closer! Today we have The Games Schedule, Event Registration & Hotel booking and best of all Prize Submissions are all available starting now!! 🎉

Balatro is my video game comfort food, so we're back on the naneinf attempt train. Click on my pfp (or the link below) to join the fun and see if I'm finally able to pull it off! www.twitch.tv/vanni_van

PSA for all twitch lurkers: You can stop these scummy ads from happening by disabling the page visibility API. Here's the extension i use for it :3 Chrome-Based browsers: chromewebstore.google.com/detail/disab... Firefox: addons.mozilla.org/en-GB/firefo... #twitch

“Sure, we’re committing mass murder, but so are they, so who’s really the bad guy here?”

In what has clearly become a trend for me, I am playing yet another roguelike based on a casino game. Tonight we'll be playing Clover Pit and it's REALLY good. Click on my pfp to come check it out!

This is specifically designed for aunts who want to buy the hot new “Pokémon” game as a gift for their nephews but they have no idea what they’re doing so they buy this instead

I played Among Us with my son and his friends earlier tonight and this was the name they assigned to my character 😂😂😅

OH HEY I'm getting bottom surgery in Apr & I'll need to take time off work to recover. SO! My gay friends & I are streaming HOLE-A-THON, a mutual aid event to cover my time off! We start at 6p ET on Feb 27-Mar 1st on www.twitch.tv/ohheyitskara. Schedule at horaro.net/holeathon/sc...!

This totally gives “it’s dangerous to go alone, take this” vibes

Trying a new roguelike tonight called Bingle Bingle! I'm told it's like Balatro but with a roulette wheel... sounds intriguing to me, so let's discover what it's all about together. Click on my pfp to get to my twitch channel and join in on the fun!

Since y’all seem to really be feeling the Lego artwork, check out what my son built: a depiction of The Great Wave Off Kanagawa by Hokusai

After about 10-12 total hours and over 2300 pieces, I have FINALLY finished this Lego re-creation of Van Gogh’s Starry Night. It is absolutely GORGEOUS and it even comes with a hanging bracket, so now I just need to find the perfect spot to display it!

Last stream I got an EXTREMELY solid Balatro run going, which continues tonight... does it have what it takes to go the distance? 🤔 click on my pfp to get to my twitch channel and see for yourself!

Another stream, another attempt at breaking Balatro. Don't forget to click on that "LIVE" pfp to be redirected to the stream!

It's time for some Saturday night Balatro. Clicking on my pfp should take you directly to my Twitch channel! (if it doesn't please let me know 🙏)

Look at my cats being unstoppably precious

It's been seven months. The wait is over. I AM LIVE ON TWITCH BAYBEEEEEE!!! If you click on the avatar on this message, it should take you straight to my stream (fingers crossed?) see you in chat!

The first official part of the annual RPGLB cycle starts in just two weeks! Which games are y’all planning to submit, and which games would you like to see in this year’s event?

Watching this Maimai DX showcase at @gamesdonequick.com is melting my entire brain. So awesome to see the arcade cab itself onstage so that the live audience can see it all firsthand. Truly incredible stuff!

Here’s a suggestion: tune in to @gamesdonequick.com all week long and help these fine folks raise money for the @preventcancer.org as they entertain and dazzle you with all kinds of video game speedruns. There’s even prizes you can win by donating, too!

Odin would like to show you his toe beans

this is a cat.

my reputation precedes me

…or else there will be a VERY strongly-worded letter forthcoming

Imagine touting “freethinkers” with zero irony as the vice-leader of a party that A. proudly worships and obeys supreme beings and B. labels peers who don’t think/speak/act in complete lockstep with his boss as “RINOs” and turns them into pariahs

Demanding answers: when a strongly-worded letter simply won’t cut it

This is why I routinely play video games that are over 30 years old 😁

Riiiiiight, because a masked paramilitary who routinely snatches people off the street and throws them into unmarked vans with impunity but without due process definitely needs “more authority”

“and on the third day, Jesus performed an out-of-bounds glitch AND a wrong warp”

This is the kind of thing you should be saying in the months before an election that you hope to win, as opposed to the year+ after the election that you actually DID win

Join us this Sunday at 12PM EST for Fresh Files! Hosted by moonblazewolf who will be joined by Kyoslilmonster, HighSpirits & TinyTim78 as they venture into Dragon Quest 1+2 2D-HD Remake! www.twitch.tv/rpglimitbreak www.youtube.com/RPGLimitBrea...

Still not willing to pay this price

If I see a pull-up bar in my local airport because this meathead insisted on putting one there, I’m hanging two giant neon-colored dildos on it like they were shoes on a telephone wire

The Count from Sesame Street: one… two… three… four… five… six… 10-year-old kids waiting with anticipation with palms turned upwards: Count: Kids: Count: SIX! FUCK YOU KIDS!!! AH AH AH!

Mark your calendars accordingly, friends!

Generative AI

It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.