i just saved a draft for super spicy pizza/Italy post.. not sure i'm ready for that chaos right now.

i self-diagnosed and serviced a carbon on carbon creaking issue. please clap

i was having the most beautiful, glorious early spring ride and was nearly killed by a UPS truck moving into the bike lane on Pine St. to park less than a block from home. talking inches from death. the driver said it was my fault.

first no arm warm, no leg warmer, no gillet ride of the year AMA

is this new information? 82 minutes is utterly terrifying. no clue how you manage riders in different groups spread across a 25km lap. not sure GPS helps much either. maybe RFID on bike number tags that collect rider pass-by information after 1km? sad shit all around.

really disappointed they shoehorned James Earl Jones into Sneakers. i could have done a whole two hours of Sydney Potier, James Earl Jones, and Robert Redford on screen together.

you don’t say

i’m blaming this take on John Forester

good day chasing skinny guys around the hills. the vibes are officially back. i can say with full certainty i am getting stronger for the first time in about a decade.

honestly i kinda wish someone would have spoiled it for me :/

me hiding from Gent Wevelgem spoilers

want to go back to this because i've been thinking about after seeing this photo going around a lot more. it still feels heavily edited (smoothened) but what makes it uncanny is the grey gradients around the brand logos on the shoulder and socks. that's just the kit design and it's super uncanny

i am applying this stuff on a weekly basis, but when it's fresh it feels so good and smooth.

i am going to miss the Gent Wevelgem finale because riding my own bike but nice to... checks notes... MvDP taking turns on the front at 105km to go and Wout peacefully sitting in the group. #inflandersfields

it was nice to get out to the shore yesterday.

hey, look, the US Pro Cup (MTB) is pushing transphobic rhetoric in the comment section of a modern rag

I don’t love being in a society where you can sell enough pillows to do meaningful damage to democracy or sell enough children’s books to do a genocide or sell enough chicken sandwiches to abolish gay marriage That all seems like a ridiculous way to do society to me

another friday and another ride and #lunchslice

i was going to do a MLK century the first weekend but was expecting that to be 4/3-4, not 3/28-29. so weekend of 4/3-4 MLK CENTURY! 12.5 12.98km laps.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS A WEEK EARLY!

the BOONENBERG!

just extreme levels of cognative dissonance here

the country rap/rock song as the official song for the World Cup is so fucking fitting (and sickening) because it's an amalgamation of every truck commercial reminding everyone that comes here that you're going to have to drive 1-5 hours to each host venue. likely in a big truck 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅

the utter nuclear bomb that will go off inside my head if Mo Salah goes to Inter Miami...

if i’m ever lost i want these guys to find me.

Twin Peaks: Albert, Cooper, Truman and Hawk.

the art // the artist

SPRING!

walking out of the grocery considering financing bread, eggs, broccoli and tofu like i'm fucking going insane... ... and then a half-block from the exit of the grocery is greenfuckingpeace or ALCU begging me for money i don't have and not dropping it when i say i don't have any.

philly drivers: the PPA is a conspiracy to shakedown innocent people for money also philly drivers:

your wife would kill you then your at would eat your eyeballs out.

someone care to explain how it takes 61hr55m to get from 30th St Station to SLC Central Station from June 13 to June 15? Amtrak's booking site can't seem to clarify how that's possible.

its crazy how many people think the war against iran is bad because it's trump who's doing it, and not because iranian people are dying for no reason

"i can't believe michael ian black said th—"

i will go to war for regional rail

i can't believe i just bought a fucking car...

i have no doubt Claude could design a track bike but i’m also 10000000000000% certain it’s 1000000000000000000% cheaper to call a factory in Taiwan to get an open mould frame. you fucking dumbass fucking dorks

hard times went and did me good

fuck, my sources said we're going to be Historically Rad forever

this is so good lmao

aweeeee mannnnnnnnnnn, nooooooooo - www.liverpoolfc.com/news/mohamed... still at least 10 games to go, a lot of work to be done my 👑

you're looking at the (un)(non)(anti)-proud owner of a 2018 Honda CR-V EX-L

my rental has Massachusetts plates, that means I can drive like a total dickhead, right?

i may attempt to purchase a car today. please pray for my sanity.

why did no one ever tell me Sarah Palmer was in Gone in Sixty Seconds

holy shit my dad was right in 1998 (or whenever Kroger implemented their loyalty program)

a lot of people in this line don't want to be filmed. it's frustrating how we've normalized filming and photographing people w/o their consent. add this to the multi-billion dollar AI enabled security at the airport

honestly thought he was already dead 🤷‍♂️

utterly shit day out there and Mister Softee is circling the block like it's mid August

ok, on June 11th we're doing bridge laps. how many do you think we can do? www.phillyvoice.com/benjamin-fra...