felt cute, might delete later.

ride your gravel bike they said. it’ll be fun they said.

OK, hear me out… why do we have double stuffed Oreos, but not double stuff club and cheddar Keebler crackers?

me: it's getting pretty hot in this apartment also me: better run to the grocery store so i can make ramen for dinner

really pleased with myself for impulsively buying bomb pops a the grocery store last night.

all the reason to enjoy the beautiful game at your local bar, restaurant, or block party.

make social media social again

Germany is my pick to win this World Cup.

i picked this up from a boardwalk shop yesterday and ordered 15 more for my friends when they come for Philly world cup matches in a few weeks. who do you think i got?

general consensus is that we're shitposting our way through June and July. unfollow me now or don't say i didn't warn you.

considering coming back for world cup and tour de france shitposting. who's with me?

now that Sean Dyche is on social media i can say for almost 100% certainty that the internet has fully jumped the proverbial shark. also i liked and subscribed.

lol what

i’ve always wanted to come here and didn’t realize i was so close. stunning area.

got rad with a rad dude today

ragebait sc

solid 10/10 day getting absolutely shredded by people that are really good at bikes.

A+ day with KP

this is america. you could find yourself within 100yds of a shooting at any time, in any place. school, the grocery store, a movie theater, a block party, a public park… it happens to regular people every day. but this week we’ll get 50+ weepy op-eds because it happened to the guys who write op-eds

it's a numbers game, you know

thank god for content moderation on this godforsaken website jesus christ

bro what is up with Remco

had to download chrome so i could shitpost from my laptop wtf lol

been in Philly for 2.5 years and still have no fucking clue what a DOOP is. #crew96

can’t shitpost from the laptop this beautiful, wet spring morning.

this morning Vista thought he’d disembowel the bathroom rug, because why not? it’s always been a threat i guess

it's actually pronounced ach-a-me

today is the first day in 10 days i feel 75% normal... and allergies are expected to make a wicked return in the next 24 hours.

bay bridge normally: terrifying bay bridge during rush hour when you choose the bi-directional lane on the north bridge: may as well drive into the bay

honestly would vote for any politician that guaranteed to imprison anyone whose second bite out of a pizza is the crust and then says the word "undercarriage"

we are an unserious people

when your marketing team is all out of ideas and the CEO of a soup company is pandering to his tech overlords, this is what you come up with.

blaze it (just not on the bus, subway, or train😶‍🌫️)

quite lovely out there yesterday

SEPTA remains the true 🐐

watching the Firm without audio or caption with blues playing at a semi-full bar and totally understanding what is happening

#30daysofbiking day 14 Dusty Susque with the Hush Money and Endo crew. left thinking i had a 100km in my legs, but being sick all week and still crippled with allergies i chose the route. still 60km but virtually no climbing. fun day regardless. mostly dirt roads, some single track, and paved road.

post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet (if you feel like it):

#30daysofbiking day 13 a little mixed surface magic

i'm sorry how am i supposed to shit on gravel racing if the internet is down???

it's a good thing none of these gravelistas's sponsorships agreements are predicated on sales growth from the live coverage of drone from 200ft above... especially when every kit is damn near the same earth tone colorway blending in nicely with the desert landscape.

lmfao i love gravel racing so much

anyone else craving like shockingly cold, but spicy as fuck sesame noodles rn?

#30daysofbiking day 12 well off track of all 30 days now thanks to a combination of allergies and a spring chest cold, but i was feeling mildly better and needed to spin so i took a little rip around the bike paths. felt good but why is it so goddamned hot?

10 years ago every brewery had an oversized Jenga set now every brewery has a run club

death doula would be a really sweet black metal band name ngl

you’ll never be able to convince me the US Open Cup isn’t the greatest football competition in the USA.

Bayern/PSG would be a wild final, gonna be an even crazier semi

lol the fuck did i do to you? this site is incredible.

no matter how hard the industry tries to sell it, Sea Otter just isn't that fucking cool. sorry guys.