"Clearly I cannot choose the AI in front of you!"

Excellent point.

ICE whistleblower Ryan Schwank, a former ICE instructor and attorney, testifies that agents were trained to disregard constitutional rights.

She's coming for your gig, Doug. ;-)

Would anybody like to read one of my long threads about a 2.5bn year old rock, bacteria that could produce oxygen but not consume it, and tank production in wwii

Wait until he finds out Noem has a better plane with more amenities. There'll be a damn arms race between the two agencies.

Watch him come out with a line of rubbers named after himself.

Literally

“Maryland could see anywhere from—“ *checks notes* “1.3 inches to 22 inches of snowfall tomorrow.”

“Author @grantennis.bsky.social breaks down the specifics of how automakers, fossil fuel companies and roadway engineers, have lied about the dangers of car dependency— & manipulated the public into believing them.” ICYMI @keawilson.bsky.social gets into #DarkPR in @usa.streetsblog.org. #UrbanTruth

someone waited their ENTIRE LIFE to write that headline...

Half of business owners on this Toronto street estimated that more than 25% of their customers arrived by car. In fact, it was 4%. And the % of customers who who walked or cycled? 72%. Retailers routinely overestimate the # of “car customers.” Via @carltonreid.com www.forbes.com/sites/carlto...

Muted Stancil. It was time.

Lol, the guy looks like he took a birthday gummy expecting to go on one ride and ended up going on an entirely different one.

Epstein threw parties, and Andrew was there—along with many young women, as Vicky Ward reported in Vanity Fair in 2011, in a story titled “The Talented Mr. Epstein”

The Muppet and the Snowman.

The Best Little Muppethouse in Texas.

notorious radical left communist rag says tax the rich

ME: *flawlessly performs Kate Bush's iconic dance from her Wuthering Heights video COP: Ok so now we'll do MY field sobriety test

Coffee-growing countries becoming too hot to cultivate beans, analysis finds

“Clavicular was jestergooning at a party and got intellectmogged by a Milady moid, and now all the Gen A SMV looksmaxxers on X are saying Milady is for uncs” <- listen folks the internet was truly a mistake.

He is beauty. He is grace. He is allegedly getting a buttload of media requests. It’s the Pebbling Dude, the Michael Jackson of Misting, the head ice technician for curling, Moonwalking Mark Callan.

Breaking my social media hiatus to share some good news! I’ve just signed a deal with Basic Books for my next book, Impunity, which uncovers the right’s decades-long effort to destroy political accountability and protect their friends in power. I’m so excited for this one!

At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling

Eight years of Jeffrey Epstein Coverage by the Miami Herald How we got here jkbjournalist.substack.com/p/eight-year...

Also, why the hell were they on Epstein Island instead of getting briefings on how to run government? Michael Lewis wrote a whole book based on the premise that he got the briefings these people didnt.

🎙️ON AIR: We're talking to tech reporters, @rmac.bsky.social and @nitasha.bsky.social about what Elon Musk’s merger of SpaceX with his AI start-up xAI means for the rest of us. ❓Do you invest in a Musk company? Why or why not? 📻Listen: buff.ly/3zWLTCu

Trump give herpes.

Suleyman is an idiot. You heard it here like 687th.

ICYMI

RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.

Original HS? Ben Franklin. Neither of us graduated, but we attended ;-)

EXCLUSIVE: A whistleblower tells @thebarbedwire.com he spent years burying radioactive fracking waste, which melted the bones in his neck and jaw. Then a residential community — and an elementary school — was built on top. 🧵 thebarbedwire.com/2026/02/11/a...

Cava bag territory ;-)

Sounds like Musk is so high he's halfway to the moon already. ;-)

Bish will have a pardon by Valentines Day.

How about no turbulence and no silly policy by the uninformed?

More than half the drugs on the TrumpRx site have a cheaper generic version on the market. Pristiq, an antidepressant, is available with a TrumpRx coupon for ~$200 for a 30-day supply. A generic version is on GoodRx for less than $30 and Mark Cuban's CostPlusDrugs for $16.65.

...wh-what what the fuck do you mean what the fuck do you mean there's a Sandoval/Department of Energy report on a device called THE TEENY TINY TACNUKE www.osti.gov/opennet/serv...

I made a map of 3.4 million Bluesky users - see if you can find yourself! bluesky-map.theo.io I've seen some similar projects, but IMO this seems to better capture some of the fine-grained detail

Former Washington Post journalists have launched a GoFundMe to help repatriate fired staff members who are effectively stranded in foreign countries. One of the world's richest men didn’t even ensure they got home. Donate here: www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...

On Lutnick's financial disclosure upon joining the Trump admin, he listed himself as a 'Director' of Adfin from 2017 through 2023. As of mid-2018, JE was still a 4.5% shareholder in Adfin. As Director, Lutnick would definitely still be aware of the big investors on the cap table.

Donald Trump is like the Blade of pedophiles. He walks among them, he shares their strengths and cravings but none of their weaknesses, and sometimes he kills them. And he doesn’t pay his taxes.

i forget who made it but it cracks me up lol

You'd drink that much, too, if your job was to wreck lives and an institution.

Everywhere he goes he causes problems.