It's not just a polycule...it's my crew for the biggest heist in history

This is cool and good but it will not help people understand right of way.

here it is

im sick atm but im still getting stoned and you cant stop me

For the first time in our 9-year history: WE ARE HIRING! We're seeking a full-time fundraising manager to establish and grow our non-profit's development department - in other words, to raise money and help us grow! Remote-hybrid in the SF Bay Area with benefits! www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/44...

LOL.

Why is anything that serves food around here only open at 11:00 or closed on a Monday?

Batman: If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same Me: When that health insurance CEO was shot, they started approving a lot more claims, which definitely saved lives.

Yesterday I said, "I'll be participating in the precipitation" when discussing whether it would rain while waiting for the bus, and nobody gave a shit.

The correct way to ask someone to pass you the jerk chicken, as I found out, was *not* "Jerk me!"

Daisy Ridley 🫡🫡🫡🫡

29 years ago today, April 19, 1997, in one of the most unexpected crossovers in animation history, Homer Simpson appeared on the animated series Duckman on the USA Network. #TheSimpsons

American entertainer #PatrickMuldoon has died #DaysofOurLives #MelrosePlace #StarshipTroopers

Very strong 7.4 magnitude earthquake in the north of Japan with a tsunami warning, not really felt here but hoping everyone up there is ok

I'm going to start a fight. It's not about anything that actually matters, and is low stakes. That said, you're all wrong and I am completely correct. Violet is the best purple.

Doom mods will never cease to impress and amuse me. Full Mechwarrior combat, mech-lab and all? Sure, why not!

*kchk* ROCKET LAWN CHAIR 👀👁‍🗨

What's happening in Gore Park? They're filming something

ME, WITH A TIME MACHINE: it's called a Sony PlayStation. and this game is Final Fantasy VII. it's about ecoterrorism and dissociation and it is going to revolutionize storytelling in videogames forever KURT COBAIN: but is it feminist though ME: you dress the dude up as a girl KURT COBAIN: radical

Lock the fuck in, Gumshoes. Carmen Sandiego stole a priceless wax pressing of "One of These Nights" by the Eagles. You've got to stop her before she travels back in time to 149 BC Carthage and trades it to Scipio Africanus the Younger for a kilo of the good shit. *Rockapella bops on stage*

"When I hear 'Culture'... I release the safety catch on my Browning" -Hanns Johst, Nazi playwright Nazis literally never change, same talking points as in the 1930s

Lacye and her reminder 🖤

Also, in case my followers aren't sure why I disparage liberals, despite being a leftist, just wanna clear this up: "Liberal" became a catch-all term for anyone who opposes any sort of conservative ideology. The actual definition is a little more complex.

And this is exhibit A of why liberals are not to be trusted. They'll hang you at the gallows just the same as a conservative will, but they'll wear a pride ribbon shirt while they do it.

Show me a picture that captures your essence.

eventually he was executed

Joanne closed her helpline for single parents right around when she announced she'd be donating heavily to anti-trans causes. They closed because of lack of funding. She's a billionaire. She doesn't care about "single mums". www.gingerbread.org.uk/our-work/new...

I did the meme

I was describing a wall cloud and was about to use the word "Distended" and...ugh. You know how some people hate the word "Moist"? Yeah, apparently that's my word.

Oh boy, another irreverent article from the folks at The Onion... *Sees CNN* Oh... Oh no...

On the one hand, she's a cog in a genocidal machine, bent on eradicating humanity and creating an order of machines On the other hand, she *did* say she's going to keep you as a pet.

When you go after a person's gender identity, instead of anything they've actually done to hurt people, you can kindly fuck all the way off.

This is a reference to this, which much like most things related to Power Girl probably isn’t canon anymore.

From my Tumblr

Update, she created a bubble gum that loses it's taste within 20 seconds, and is taking a break before pegging a twinky intern

When the CEO is all, "Oh Toxica, look at this evil corporation I made, and run, and own, and you just *work* for me as a henchmwoman, and you couldn't possibly understand the intricacies of running an evil conglomerate"

If you think your day is going poorly I just saw a reply on this website where a guy was trying to argue about the evils of Castro before accidentally linking to a kardashian sex tape because some people very clearly masturbate while arguing online

What the actual Christ are you people trying to sell me?

Suzii Satan vs the Ultramarine Queen

"I got outta bed for this? Someone's getting pegged..."

What’s your favorite Bible verse? (Wrong answers only)

In olden times, you'd walk into a shop and look at, say, a cake, decide not to buy it, and walk out of the shop safe in the knowledge that nobody would be following you around with the cake for the next 6 weeks just in case you change your mind.

How about no?

Remember this name

I did a silly thing in 2024 that was a lot of fun. One week, for my daily post challenge, I did wrestling venues, and did a whole bit of kayfabe where my friend and I had a wrestling feud. I decided it needed a Hero Forge treatment

I was going to post an uncensored pic of my tits today, but oh well 🤷