also! if you ever see a friend in a commercial, tell them! not only will they love hearing "Hey! I saw your commercial!", but also you are helping ensure they get paid correctly!

Me: Why does my cat bite me? Veterinarian: Because his paws are too tiny to choke you.

If the world ends tonight, I’m sorry it never got to see my Follies production

Oh no. According to the French Republican calendar, it’s 18th Germinal celebrating Hemlock #BadOmen #FrenchRepublicanCalendar

"I can not believe America has becom--" bitch, we have Andrew Jackson on our money. our default money. the only money the bank robot knows how to hand out.

Make sure you hit up your senators on Grindr too

@grantrandom.bsky.social I heard how you started your show today. I appreciate you. Thanks for reminding me not to be a dick

Since civilization is coming to an end, maybe I’ll just post pole here

Detroit area plant people! The Redford Township Library is looking for people to bring in plant cuttings and babies for their plant propagation station in the youth area!

Another Candy Season has come and gone. Stay hungry, Sweet Teeth! October will be here sooner than you think!

Oh good. There’s a broadcast of Lulu on. That will cheer me up after reading up on the horrors of the world

People pretend women’s lives are over at 30, and she was like I’m 72, I dare the Klan to fuck with me

@beoutoftheloop.bsky.social is my “Money Bro”

I’ll take “Thing That Delight Me” for $1000

This is how "Vallon sonore" should sound. (And yes, plenty of TREK fans in the comments) #FirstContactDay youtu.be/yCR1WCJ7o9Q?...

Would have loved to have seen this revival when we were in NYC but I’ve learned my husband doesn’t like musicals with flawed characters - or as he puts it “unlikeable people”

Ain't no bunny but brutal bunny

Total gentleman.

Wait this is actually the greatest analogy I have ever heard. You can be dethroned from one moment of the next through freak events, the judges do whatever they want, talent is less important than luck and gameplay. Sometimes they throw out multiples of points randomly to shake things up *cough* AS7

Got to meet him twice and he couldn’t be funnier or nicer

I'm also pretty fucking excited about this too lol get fucked

What’s wrong with me? You have AI psychosis I want a second opinion! You’re out of tokens

But can you teleport OUT of a Waffle House?

Love Prokofiev so I’ll be doing a lot of reading

Gonna wear white a day before Easter just to piss off the ghost of my mother

Here for these track breaks. You don’t get to skip ahead during Tristan’s insane ravings, but feel free to skip Isolde’s and King Mark’s arrivals to get right to her death

In the midst of Tristan’s delirium, I ask myself if this is really a healthy way to start my Saturday

i put together a bunch of the photos of dive bar bathrooms i’ve taken over the years and compiled them into a FREE digital zine. check it out if you are a little freak like me who loves grimy spaces marked by the passage of countless human dramas merrittk.itch.io/dive-bar-bat...

::agrees in Philadelphia::

Will be listening to Act 3 of Tristan today. Gonna put on the Bernstein where the tempi are kind of languid. Still thinking a lot about the MET production and the performance we got to attend

Again - BlueSky was originally Jack Dorsey’s pet project to make a Web3 social media / NFT trading post until a bunch of trans furries got ahold of invite codes and started mass-proliferating them to other trans furries and then suddenly BlueSky was 90% queers and annoying leftists and Jack fled.

Impressive Solar Bears win last night. Big fight erupted with 2:50 left in the 3rd. Think our captain may get some supplemental discipline. Game tonight with the same team, so let’s see what happens

He’s such a perplexing figure. “We had a president born in California who was a Quaker, wrote the report that literally defined affirmative action, created the EPA, took us off the volatile gold standard, and normalized relations with China” “Wow sounds like a pretty cool guy” “Absolutely not.”

“It is a striking indication of the social and cultural decay inherent in the final stages of capitalism, when elaborate scientific methods begin to be used, no longer to promote, but to eliminate intelligence from among the workers, because intelligent workers become Communists.” R. P. Dutt (1934)

trans dudes can be dykes and trans girls can be fags who the fuck cares we're all just queer creatures and we'll all die one day fucking spend your time here caring about more important shit than other queers' business. like goddamn.

barbenheimer for bottoms

Coffee music.☕️🎶 music.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ht3...

"Opera, of course, is artistically on a par with the horse show." (Vanity Fair in 1933)

When Bette Davis says "I am the watcher, and theeeese. Are my woods."

Back in the 70s, there was a group of radical anarchic drag performers in San Francisco called The Cockettes who ran around the city doing weird art. This line from a documentary about them goes a long way toward explaining why something like that was possible back then.

Got my wig, chunky jewelry, and caftan ready for the Mrs. Roper Romp! #ComeAndKnockOnOurDoor

This is a dance off! If you see this, post a dance or you're eliminated.

Wondering how many of these Vero Beach denizens are headed to Applebee’s after this

In Vero Beach to see some opera. Got some compliments on my bow tie. One woman was insanely complimentary and I’m not sure if she was flirting with me

Edward Hopper New York Movie *1939

Loving all this discourse on the MET Tristan and very glad I was able to experience it in house because now I’ll be that queen that won’t shut up about seeing “the Sharon production when it was new”