not a flex but a cry for help

ᴍʏ ʟᴀᴛᴇꜱᴛ ᴊᴏᴜʀɴᴀʟɪꜱᴍ ᴘɪᴇᴄᴇ ɪꜱ ʜᴇʀᴇ 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐃, 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐄 𝐎𝐑 𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒 | “𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐖𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐒” 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 1 ᵐʸ ᵖᵒˡⁱᵗⁱᶜˢ/ʰⁱˢᵗᵒʳʸ ʲᵒᵘʳⁿᵃˡⁱˢᵐ ᶜᵒˡᵘᵐⁿ + ᵃ ᵐⁱⁿⁱ-ˢᵉʳⁱᵉˢ ᵘⁿᵈᵉʳ ⁱᵗ ᵒⁿ ᵂᵉˢᵗᵉʳⁿ ᶜᵃᵖⁱᵗᵃˡⁱˢᵐ ᵃⁿᵈ ᴬᵐᵉʳⁱᶜᵃ ᴄʟɪᴄᴋ ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪɴᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ꜰʀᴇᴇ ʙᴇʟᴏᴡ ! junoryleejournalism.com/2025/09/24/a...

ChatGPT: expensive, lies, steals from creators, bad for the environment Old Wise Owl: free, spiritually incapable of telling anything but absolute truth, inspires creators to create more, in perfect harmony with all natural systems

jackass but it’s posting progressively more and more unhinged shit until someone taps out or get canceled

WE’VE TAKEN CARE OF EVERYTHING THE WORDS YOU HEAR THE SONGS YOU SING

1/REPORT: Dallas sniper kills 2 detainees at ICE facility, wounds another – amid Trump admin demonization of immigrants At 6:40 AM, a gunman opened fire from a rooftop near the Dallas ICE field office, targeting detainees as they were being escorted through the entrance. 2 were killed, a third...

Jackass but it’s drinking each other’s posts until one of us dies

jackass but it’s posting progressively more and more unhinged shit until someone taps out or get canceled

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Kamala Harris says Trump is a “communist dictator” (because billionaire capitalists controlling the means of production is now “communism”) 🤡 this is why the Democratic Party is actually WORSE than the GOP 🙃

Proud to announce our unnamed tech partners tracked the cell phone locations of hundreds of thousands of people without their knowledge or consent

me? afraid of the rapture? my name is grace and i was baptized catholic at like a month old. i’m good 💅

An update on that insane lease term where the landlord owns everything you create during the tenancy:

uncircumcised egg

Jesus would’ve tried whippets

there are poems written everywhere for those with the eyes to see

all this jesus talk has me thinking about one of my fav bands of my teenage years. i saw relient k front row at warped tour 2011/2012. i made eye contact with matt thiessen several times. it was magical, thanks for asking

also with catholics not being able to enjoy anything because of false idolatry and sin or whatever, is God a father that does not want his children to have little treats? what kind of father doesn’t want his children to have little treats? what a douche canoe

and what is the stance on fetuses that get raptured while they’re still in utero?? are they free of sin or not because those both have Implications

imagine being a baby born on Rapture Day and not being able to make it into heaven because you weren’t alive yet to Hear The Good Word. i would want to speak to a manager tbh

maybe this is scandalous but i feel like catholics are just turbo-christians with a HEAPING dose of guilt. like if Catholic Jesus forgives you, Baptist Jesus DEFINITELY forgives you

if a skydiving Christian baby gets raptured from the arms of an atheist does it make a sound is it like a FWIP or maybe a SCHLORP perhaps a BWAHHM like a CRT monitor getting degaussed

me? afraid of the rapture? my name is grace and i was baptized catholic at like a month old. i’m good 💅

the replies are an additional goldmine

discovered r/weirdeggs last night and i am now obsessed.

not to sportball on main but ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

LiveAI demo fails on the first prompt at Meta Connect 2025. #Meta #AI #LiveAI

we should have never normalized filming strangers in public and posting them as content

what??? no way

how to fire every cop lmao

I’m the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral

waow

build a lego money tree with me (this set had me fighting for my fucking life)

Every time I open my damn mouth

I discovered the cause of autism and it's autistic people fucking and having babies. everyone can go home now, you're welcome

My favorite NYC bookstore, Bluestockings, posted on their social media that they are closing after 26 years. Terrible news.

ngl she kinda ate that. but i also don’t want to be the parent that regrets not going thru my kids shit .. you know how that could go 🫤 idk

whenever someone’s very first post on here is a reply yelling at me i’m like aww i love fan mail 🫶

discovered r/weirdeggs last night and i am now obsessed.

The answer? More autism 😎👉👉

Holy fucking shit I had to go check myself to make sure this was fake It’s not. It’s real.

build a lego money tree with me (this set had me fighting for my fucking life)

Made a whole Jersey Shore meatball day for my wife and her best friend since they both love JS and call each other their meatballs.

SAM, THE FIRST NIGHT AT BED WHEN YOU LEFT, RON MADE OUT WITH 2 GIRLS AND PUT HIS HEAD INBETWEEN A COCKTAIL WAITRESSES BREASTS. ALSO WAS GRINDING WITH MULTIPLE FAT WOMEN. WHEN YOU LEFT CRYING AT KLUTCH, RON WAS HOLDING HANDS AND DANCING WITH A FEMALE AND TOOK DOWN HER NUMBER. MULTIPLE PEOPLE IN THE

jersey shore is my guilty pleasure and i am SO OBSESSED with this. THE NAPKINS!!!!