Gen X died this week y’all 😢

no Luigis needed in China! 💫

I love that the sales pitch for AI is that we’re all morons who can’t possibly do what humans have done since the dawn of time

super sky point to John today 👆 #johnlennon #warisoverifyouwantit #rip ☮️

lotta hype for new @thelifeonmarsnyc music coming soon❗️the band keeps singing ”we’re gonna be golden” 🎵 don’t have the heart to tell ‘em no one sells gold records anymore 😬 #kpopdemonhunters #thelifeonmars

tree has been accessorized! ✨

well, it’s that time of year again ✨🦌🎁⛄️

stay warm this weekend, folks 🎄 #tgif

another dystopian late-stage capitalist societal failure disguised as a heartwarming feel-good news story just dropped 🙌🇺🇸

what stage of capitalism is this

hiring a cellist can be expensive. homemade is always better.

tfw South American countries begin electing progressive leaders who’d rather build with China than bomb with the US ☕️

Si no puedes publicar un mensaje en una oración, cierra la sesión

America can't even do a proper psyop anymore, which is actually a good thing

Truman hopes you had a thankful Thursday 🤠

new term for employment just dropped 📉🇺🇸 #blackfriday

new term just dropped for using a device that hasn’t broken yet

today Zohran Mamdani endorsed Hakeem Jeffries (AIPAC Shakur) for Majority Leader 🤠 #thanksgiving week remindee, Democrats only exist to push you RIGHT 🇺🇸

remember folks, turkey contains tryptophan which, in large amounts, may make you too tired to argue with family 🤠🦃

imagine Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens, and Marjorie Taylor Greene being more progressive than the Democratic Party ☕️

amazing seeing Trump fascinated with anyone over 18

Finally some unity 🇺🇸

tic-tock-to new #TheLifeonMars music y’all! safe travels this holiday and keep us on standby ✈️🦃 www.thelifeonmars.com #IntoTheBlue #dadrock #tgif #NoAI

So? It’s legal. The system isn’t broken and you are a Dem Party PAC whose sole purpose is to maintain that duopoly. @moreperfectunion.bsky.social is nothing more than rage bait.

Without Data Centers, GDP Growth was 0.1% the First Half of 2025 - Fortune

final countdown to new @thelifeonmarsnyc music!⏱️ shoutout to my cuzzo @mattshepherd3 who, like me, always got in trouble at school for doodling too much 🎨 thelifeonmars.com 💫 #thefinalcountdown #thelifeonmars #humpday

The Case for Deleting Your New York Times Subscription Has Never Been Stronger. ☕️

Lmao literally the only purpose these people serve is controlled opposition

honing my jiujitsu skills early 🥊🥖🥦🧈 #blackfriday

“Good morning class! Let’s open our books to chapter 3.” 📚🍎✏️

forgot my phone again 🪠 have a great weekend, normal people 💫 #tgif

NYC is already improving 🙌❤️‍🔥 #gettingbetter #beatles #nyc

“Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads,” ☢️ #backtothefuture #hueylewis

spare! 🎳❄️

“Armistice Day has become Veterans Day. Armistice Day was sacred. Veterans Day is not. So I will throw Veterans Day over my shoulder. Armistice Day I will keep. I don’t want to throw away any sacred things” - happy b’day #KurtVonnegut 🎈 #ArmisticeDay #JimiHendrix

this is literally never not accurate

Lol why would he do this privately, he's a senator!!

while MAGA is shrieking about Zohran Mamdani being a jihadist Islamist about to impose sharia law, Trump warmly welcomes a former Al Qaeda leader designated a terrorist to the White House 🙃🇺🇸 #VeteransDay #maga

Yeah, the future isn't some young dude fresh off inspiring a historic win against all odds, whose only scandal is being right too early. It's the guy who volunteered for the Israeli army, covered up a murder, supports corporate tax cuts, and sided with the far-right on Covid 👍

I don't know if anyone ever considered this before but I think we should have a left wing party in the United States. Just my opinion

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

It’s tempting to characterize Democrats always caving to Republicans, but when it happens over & over again, you wake up & eventually realize it’s more sinister. Dems are COLLUDING with Republicans because they serve the same donors & same corrupt system as them 🤠 thnx for attending my TEDTalk ☕️ 🥞

Fun fact: Peter McCallister could afford this home plus take 15 ppl on a trip to Paris because he switched from a 30-year mortgage to a 50-year mortgage 🇺🇸 #themoreyouknow #winning

China: 90% homeowner rate US: “Best we can do is a 50 year mortgage”

Hear me out…

always appreciate these folks putting in their two cents 👍

“the camera adds 10 pounds” - *typed on my phone made in China*

Telly Savalas had it figured out back in the 70s while us mere mortals can only hope to keep up. #tgif folks ❤️‍🔥

I'm going to admit something to you. This might be my canceling or whatever cool youths says these day. Mustarded, maybe. But when I'm putting a foreign language movie I've already seen on in the background (e.g. while working) sometimes I will switch to the English language dub