*typed on my phone made in China 🇨🇳

spider monkey day! 🧗‍♂️

have a great weekend folks NEVER BUY A DEHUMIDIFIER ONLINE 🚫 #readthefineprint #tgif

I heard that during the delivery, he came out feet first and lifted her off him.

When Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mom home from the hospital.

Today on WFMU: On Mona's show, Mona welcomes Melissa Auf der Maur (bassist for Hole and Smashing Pumpkins, and founder of Hudson Basilica). Melissa will do a goth/darkwave guest DJ set, and they'll discuss her book, out this week, "Even the Good Girls Will Cry" (3 p.m. ET). www.wfmu.org/upcoming

getting ready for today’s crypto market to open 🌅 LET’S GET AFTER IT y’all 👊 #tgif #hustle #grindset

Day 1: Operation Epic Fury has won! Day 3: This may take a few days Day 20: Okay we need $200 billion dollars

Most of us wake up every day and go to a job that, if we get wrong, we lose. These dimwits can continue to be catastrophically wrong on every level yet still show up to work the next day like nothing happened 🤠

Capitalism is when you have poverty & war while one person can dump $80 billion into a failed cartoon universe nobody asked for 💫🇺🇸

me in the 90s when I should have been buying a house.

Good morning! Here’s an anti-Vietnam War ad from the 1970s. Still familiar after 50+ years?

Wrong, galaxy-brain. Socialists took this from you. Liberals wanted nicer cages 🌹

Europeans to Trump begging for help with a war he started yet keeps saying he already “won” 🥂

Good morning! ☕️ This is why you don’t have healthcare.. it’s not trans people it’s not undocumented migrants it’s not refugees this.. 🇺🇸

totally normal country 🇺🇸☕️

have a great weekend, folks! stay safe and listen to plenty of 80s music 💫🌸 #jiujitsu #behealthy

This Weeks Onion Magazine: Still Supreme! Iran’s New Supreme Leader Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei On Faith, Fitness, And Supremely Good Sex After 50

relax folks. when oil prices up, “we make a lot of money” 🤠

We also lose Florida. Win win

If we could just raise sea levels by 150 meters we get a backup Strait of Hormuz

time to invade Australia and save their women 🙏🇺🇸

hey! you’re doing better than you think! 💛💫

“Mexico Provides Low Cost Housing, But at What Cost?” - New York Times headline in three… two… one…

happy #humpday America, let’s have a great week! ⛽️🇺🇸 #motorcitysteel #thedandywarhols

NYC is considering a bill to allow the city’s Dept. of Housing Preservation & Development to seize buildings from landlords who have racked up violations and debt from unpaid taxes/fines and turn them over to better owners 💫🏙️

Good morning! Here’s the Iran they are telling you doesn’t exist 🙃🇮🇷 @_fatemereyhani 🛼

Tue Mar 10 RnS Notes ✍️ Thon Edition! 📍 Tom Dash w/ MC Paul Bruno 4PM ET 📍 Hard Stuff w/ Frank In Queens w/ MC Terre T! @wfmu.bsky.social @chriscrashfm.bsky.social @kickoutthejamsjoe.bsky.social @mattclarkeelevator.bsky.social @thatmikesin.bsky.social #wfmu #wfmumarathon #wfmurocknsoulradio

feudalism, foot-binding & illiterate women! #shenyun #glorydays #chinabeforecommunism

🎵 “i want a girl with a short shirt and a looooong jacket” @hrnews1.bsky.social 🧬

Don’t forget to spring forward and TAKE THE BACK today, folks 🌸 @juliocruzbjjwestchester #springforward #jiujitsu #behealthy

dunno about y’all but I’ll pay $10/gallon for this action 🙌🇺🇸 #winning

we’re never getting healthcare are we

Good morning! If the 4 Democrats defectors had voted "Yes", the resolution would have passed 216-215, restricting Trump's illegal and catastrophic war with Iran.

“Iran is being ran by religious fanatics.”

my father was a Vietnam veteran and his life has defined everything in me 🇺🇸 this U.S. Marine vet screaming while a U.S. Senator is breaking his arm encapsulates Capitalism at its core

i probably have friends that still watch John Stuart 😭

#BandcampFriday is almost here! 🚨 we love @bandcamp cuz it’s the best way to support your fave independent artists 💞 it’s also Shaquille O’Neal‘s b-day but he’s a year younger than me, so screw that punk kid 🎈🏀 @thelifeonmarsnyc #thelifeonmars

Pay attention to this kind of hyper-passive language describing international war crimes.. it’s not an accident. It's carefully constructed language aimed at manufacturing consent for Israeli atrocities 🙃

preemptively air-striking elementary schools on the other side of the world is now called “defending yourself” ☕️ #journalism

Chinese High-Speed Rail Built Since 2008, Overlaid on the U.S. and Canada. We’ve spent the equivalent of what it cost to build this just blowing things up the last 4 days 🇺🇸

unreal

Professor Jiang made 3 predictions prior to the 2024 Nov elections: 1. Trump would win 2. Trump would go to war with Iran & 3. The U.S. of America would LOSE to Iran… Here he discusses this prediction on Breaking Points. youtu.be/4Ql24Z8SIeE?...

Parenting 101 💞

Americans bragging how impoverished and degenerate their society is while still losing every single war has gotta be the most retarded genre of posts on social media

🎵”they got money for wars but can’t feed the poor”🎵

Notice this POS still just wants your tax dollars bilked by private insurance companies

Good morning! Here is how the media lies to you in real time ☕️

relax. socialism will win in the end ⚒️💛🇺🇸