Dude makes me want to puke.

The world is ruled by sociopaths and complete fucking morons

What will the reflecting pool inevitably be replaced with

He weaves a vast and spectacular tapestry of stupidity

Apparently I wapped this fly out of the air so hard it's head flew off, which I'm a little sad about but I imagine at least it was a painless death. Now the problem is I know there is a fly head somewhere in my bedroom that I can't find and I'm not super happy about that.

At the plastic surgeon: "Make my face match my soul"

SWEET FUCKING CHRIST WHAT

If anyone is looking for a smaller but reasonably sized, motorized, adjustable height desk, costcos in the US has a deal on a "Tresanti" desk with tempered glass surface, good build quality, and rgb lights if that's your thing for $200 as of yesterday. (Please ignore cables, just set it up lol)

So Noem is pretty stupid right? Like, breathtakingly, confusingly so. What if, hear me out, she goes on site at a mine for photo ops at her new job and isn't paying attention or following any rules as per usual and gets crushed but one of those ENORMOUS mining earth mover vehicles? Right?

no, it's...something else.

The announcers ended the Colombia/Uzbekistan game by calling Uzbekistan "Kazakhstan" Neither announcer corrected it. Also it was a much more even game than they pretended.

I'm getting really tired of world cup announcers talking shit at underdog teams who are equaling or outplaying higher ranked teams. "A lucky goal but they're scrappy and put themselves in the right position to score" DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT IS HOW SOCCER WORKS YOU PATRONIZING ASSHOLES.

Watching this video and wishing that car would slowly creep up and crush her into paste while she's busy listening to herself talk about how horrible she is and how much she loves the terrible choices she's made.

post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet (if you feel like it): (Stark left us last summer. I miss him a lot.)

Is it the smell or the personality? Porque no los dos?

Everyone shut up I finally got a video of Jyn doing her cartoon snoring thing

THE COURTROOM SKETCH ARTIST DREW THE MOMENT THEY REALIZED THEY FORGOT LUIGI

Cars have been shoved down our throat by the industries involved whether we like it or not, making life miserable and stifling efficient public and mass transit while gobbling up resources like oil and lithium and produce huge amounts of waste and damage to environment. Great comparison, Huang

At this point, I genuinely believe the entire public is being actively gaslit by both the media, and Esther Ghey herself, into forgetting that Brianna Ghey was murdered, by people she knew from school, in real life, who were partly influenced by transphobia, fuelled by the media and politicians.

Dealing with it even today that no one at the time was able to suck it up and tell Handel that this shit is way too repetitive and needs to be reworked. What a fucking waste. youtu.be/usfiAsWR4qU?...

Facebook allowing anonymous posting is dogshit, but the least thwy could do is let me block authors of ahitty posts or comments. I don't need to know who it is, just fuck you for saying something so so stupid or evil you're done.

THANK you, KTLA

Finally got around to watching Harlan County USA 😳

Lol new york has a literal army of police with a comically enormous unnecessary budget

Disney's trying to get in on the pregnant sonic craze, not sure how pregnant woody's going to be embraced by audiences.

Honest to God I think there is a very reasonable chance that if trump hadn't shown up, put his stink on everything, and fell asleep the Knicks may have swept this series but what can you do. I guess just win the rest of the games lol.

If ot then I go to bed

Qatar's goalie had to have been player of the match right?

You are not a good citizen if you don’t yell at your politicians to do better. Even if those politicians are socialist cutie pies.

"Thank you for your work with landlords and child care, what the FUCK is the hold up with libraries and reducing the astronomically bloated police budget" is a completely reasonable question to ask or yell.

Two years ago today. I didn’t realize at the time but this was the equivalent of detonating a nuclear bomb of psychic damage in the Ohio Senate.

uuuuuh honestly did not have “By this coming Friday” in the pool

Unbelievable ignorance and stupidity on display

Can people please stop giving me shout outs I really need to concentrate.

MY NEW FRIEND, JOINING ME ON EXCITING NEW ADVENTURES

My buddy found a lollipop but he stored it on the ground for later

MADE A NEW FRIEND

it's becoming clear that they're using the same feed for this youtube stream as they are for live hits but no one told the people doing the live hit

Crab cake eggs Benedict, cinnamon roll French toast, green chili huevos with polwnta. Lucky to be here with family. (Bluebird diner in Iowa city)

Holy shit. WHAT HAPPENED. I'm on a road trip and HAD to take a shower and... the Knicks won, and by a single point?

I wrote about one specific way AI is ruining my life defector.com/ai-animal-vi...

The beans are terrible but WHAT IN THE FUCK

found a little buddy and brought her to a nice flower shrub, but why are her wings so mangled? :( #invertebrate

If this had happened in Philly I think they would have done the thing after the game, he wouldn't have escaped

I thought people were kidding, turns out Elon really did axe the screwworm containment program back in March 25. fucking imbecile www.agri-pulse.com/articles/226...

Bari Weiss not beating the bootlicking propagandist allegations here:

I was at the lumberyard picking up material to redo the deck and as I looked out at the endless variety of product, I smiled and thought to myself:

Consequences of my own actions, etc.