Keep it up Paulie and you too could be the subject of my display name

Honeydew. There’s a reason why it gets eaten last or left there if someone brings a fruit plate.

Sorry but Twitter v here is a fake dilemma because no one has to be on Twitter, they just refuse to leave, which further entrenches them in the problem. You won’t have the conversations or the posts you want to have here (or elsewhere) if you don’t leave and start them.

“This thing I’ve been putting off for awhile didn’t take as long as I thought it would” strikes again

One of the goals of totalitarians is to make their presence the sum total of your life, don’t let them.

this came to me in a dream

Now USA needs one more sudden death, and you know who I'm talkin' about.

Absolutely wild how, as a woman of a certain age, if you feel weird in any way, you can Google that symptom with the word perimenopause, and it will hit.

A perfect game

Kraft Mac & Cheese McDonald’s Lofthouse Cookies Grilled Cheese using American Cheese Toaster waffles Pillsbury Orange Rolls

Who could’ve possibly guessed that people wouldn’t love the use all the water to eliminate jobs machine

If being a loser hadn’t been accommodated for so long, we wouldn’t have people proudly saying that they’re writers who don’t read or that they don’t read for pleasure. See what happens when we stop shaming dorks?

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT

Anyway, I’m going to try to write about Alysa Liu this week, and how she represents the joy of play that’s hardly ever shown or respected when it comes to the presentation of sports or any artistic endeavor

Love this view of the aerials, with the clouds it looks like he's just spinning off into space until the mountains finally come back in view

I just know he’s got a great crying playlist

Guys being Dudes

Deleting my dating apps so I can focus on meeting someone the old fashioned way: having a drink or two and then browsing around the bookstore

Baby’s first Malört

if a user's violent ideation is sufficient for you to ban the account, it's probably sufficient for you to also report it to law enforcement on the off chance that you can prevent the murder of eight people

First Mariners game start push alert of the year

Olympic figure skaters:

Trees in the Sky, 1939 by Canadian painter Emily Carr #womensart

"But you're bi, how come you never date men?" Men:

Honestly, each time I venture onto dating apps, I’m not particularly convinced that even the average non-incel man has a strong understanding of what women are attracted to, either, for that matter.

this might actually be funnier than if the US had just gotten wiped out. what if an entire country was that “the most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen and her boyfriend, some guy” meme

The secret for Olympic success that American men hasn't captured: get gayer

Even though I wear a different kind of skate in my sport all of this has made me very excited to put mine on tonight

Gold medalist

except Britta Curl, may she never know peace

I understand the discourse around cheering for the USA and I genuinely respect whatever decision people come to. But I do want to note: elite women’s hockey consists largely of queer, underpaid women. They’re probably a lot closer to you in their experience than they are to the administration.

[reading the news] this country is going down the crapper and we deserve it [watching the olympics] USA USA USA

Whenever the olympians cry it also makes me cry 🥺🥹

The smoothest song ever that is also basically “bitch you are a mess” youtu.be/XRj0Ohg-y1A?...

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Whenever the olympians cry it also makes me cry 🥺🥹

The moment that grocery stores started selling individual slices of cake/cupcakes was a really beautiful moment in grocery shopping history

Mood

It's particularly funny because in the setting part of why the Blackfyre Rebellions happened was as a racist backlash to the marriage that produced Baelor. At the time, by being half Dornish, Baelor is mixed-race by Westerosi standards.

I regularly see people wondering how it's possible that there are so many musicians and writers and film makers and artists from a tiny nation like Iceland. And the answer is really simple: State funding for art education and artists. I literally get a salary from the government to write books.

Only just now remembering that I forgot to check if the guy I hooked up with back east who made rap videos about New England sports made a new one for the Pats this year

hat n' boots gas station, overall view, route 99, seattle, washington., 1980

Hello to the man doing the stone sliding part on the Italian curling team

I found out where they make Coors Light.

I love the rain. They could never make me hate you, Seattle.

This shit is so bad for society but people love it because type email hard 🥺

Sports are inherently political and always have been so if you're blathering on about some "keep politics out of sports" shit I just know you think 2+2=ham.

I'm having a great night personally and I hope all of you are too