Hey guys is it bad if the lightning is counting down

He just like me fr

These aren’t serious films obviously but that the costuming for them is three male stars covered head to toe while the woman is chest out, midriff out, and legs out, is such a classic sexism that it’s a bad sexism parody and I’m just kind of astonished anyone still does it

Power is stored in the ass

Watching Mariners Baseball in 2026

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Mariners (complimentary)

The hot Swedish husband walked in on Norman Meowler, a zaftig orange cat, chowing down on the lasagna he'd left on the kitchen counter. Fun fact: in Sweden, Garfield is known as Gustaf.

We live in capitalism. Its power seems inescapable. So did the divine right of kings. Any human power can be resisted and changed by human beings. Resistance and change often begin in art, and very often in our art, the art of words.

Extremely hype for this

idk i just like don't find anything he says worth clowning, we've been doing this for years now

Went to see The Drama tonight and absolutely loved it.

“Sir, are you aware that you are a cat, and Mayor Zohran Mamdani is standing right behind you?”

the mariners remain undefeated since unveiling the ichiro statue with a broken bat

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GoMs, things of that nature

Seattle: there is a proposal to build five of these things in our city. Yes, really.

Who could’ve possibly guessed that incentivizing clickbait gets you more clickbait

Shoutout to the guy in front of me at this rock show who has AtBat pulled up

And some of y’all were really worried about Calbert

Actually so excited to start Vladimir on Netflix because I loved that book so much

Heartwarming! This player who cheated still gets booed viciously every time they come to the plate in Seattle.

so you're saying he's a switch hitter???*

Yes. YES. I absolutely love Huey Lewis and the News. Saw them play at Coney Island one summer and it was one of the most fun concerts I’ve been to. I also got to see him playing Billy Flynn in Chicago on Broadway, a role he was perfect for.

30 years of pitchfork coverage has led to this (derogatory)

In a world of changing values, one piece of advice remains constant:

This is basically me when most men try to talk sports to me irl tbh

I only got one penalty in scrim which is basically none so I am a perfect angel once more

“I wonder if there’s beer on the moon” thought a mulleted Canadian named Rowsdower after hearing about Artemis II

Deleting the dating apps so I can meet my future husband the old-fashioned way (at mister cheeks)

We replaced the buffalo with F Series Pickups and nature will never forgive us

Men, do you know that you don’t all need to own F-150s?

Just when I thought I couldn't love Paul more than I already do

I’m not generally squeamish about spiders, but the daddy long legs in my apartment seem to have a propensity for dangling down from the ceiling directly at face level and it’s really testing me.

📍Seattle

The dictionary would like a word.

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

Going to try and turn my life around just in time for the world to end as a funny bit.

I really try to be a hopeful person and not a cynical one but the state of things sure is making that difficult

The other day at the grocery store, I almost bought cereal that had expired in Nov ‘25. Tonight I discovered that a very expensive face mask that I just bought from Sephora expires in two months. Always check the dates, folks, cause these companies don’t care if you waste your money.

Costco Gasoline is the hottest line in King County rn

I’ll be honest I’m pretty confused about what’s going on with why they redid or rebooted the Daredevil show or whatever and I am realizing I never finished the Punisher series but it must be said that Jon Bernthal is so damn fine

breaks my heart when people eat nonfat greek yogurt. like reading a Simple English translation of a nabokov novel

If he’s not telling you he’s half agony, half hope, he ain’t worth it

Whenever ESPN airs something dumb on one of their channels (which is kinda frequently), I get annoyed all over again about them being shitty to WFTDA/roller derby

If Muñi is hurt I will cry

Can confirm

They finally installed Ai Wei Wei’s zodiac heads at the Olympic Sculpture Park 🤩