is there a reward?

Bethany Mandel everyone: normie Jewish people I disagree with are the servant of Nazis but not like our cool Nazi friends

Haralabos Voulgaris: Ted Cruz, but slightly more attractive and also a little creepier

The Hague screenshotting this

I personally would not comment on another person's appearance if i looked exactly like a rat with alopecia beaming with pride as he just discovered he could lick his own anus

Hey Dems: this is what happens when you try to be a shinier, happier version of the conservatives in your country. You alienate the people who actually care about things and the conservatives you're afraid of offending will never, ever vote for you. Worst of both worlds! bsky.app/profile/clan...

when you're sad about not getting an invite to Peter Thiel's fascist salon

MLB players on Pride Night: I'm putting a bible verse on my hat because Jesus hates gays MLB players every other night: Bro tell me about your balls

Need someone to add slo-mo and the NFL Films music

UNANIMOUS CANNIBUS

Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you.

Interviewer: What's the deal with E.T.? Spielberg:

The Ghana unis

teens learning they're being banned from bluesky:

Grok, what would Merrill Hoge's stool look like?

this is it

Great! Dibs on the nickel we get from dumping him in the supermarket can return!

You know what I'll just have a Dasani

hi @nbcnewspr.bsky.social here's a pitch for a new show

crazy that under the precedent set by callais, a lily-white congressional delegation formed by "partisan" gerrymandering in a plurality black state passes constitutional muster, while any majority-minority district is constitutionally suspect

“Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.” – George Santayana, The Life of Reason, 1905.

I believe this is one of the signs of the apocalypse cc: @kentremendous.bsky.social

Take the L Corrence

suggestion for this dude to get better engagement on X: tweet that you want to see Air Bud remade with a chocolate lab

BREAKING: Piss boy drinks piss

Jaxon in his red "no contact" practice jersey vs what Abdul Carter sees:

what appears on each shoulder right before you make a horrific decision

me in 1985 in the breakdancing contest at Jenny Goldstein's bat mitzvah

I genuinely struggle to understand what these people think is going on

They're stealing billions of your money to pay off violent right-wing psychos while doing everything in their power to spike gas up to $5 a gallon, make groceries into a luxury and hand the country over to the oligarchs who want to permanently replace you.

what do I win?

bro went from🤘to🫩 in 4.1 seconds

Regardless, the only path forward remains 1) get trifecta, 2) nuke filibuster, 3) unpack court, 4) expand House, 5) ban gerrymandering*, 6) full lustration, etc.

The VRA and Virginia decisions should be a learning moment for Dem opponents of zero-sum street fighting against Republicans. There’s a lot in this piece about what these corrupt judges revealed about themselves and the institutional right. But this is the key. www.offmessage.net/p/republican...

Roberts Roberts Last Week This Week

Very excited for a thirty skeet thread from @dieworkwear.bsky.social on how to buy pants with the proper pleating and rise to accommodate giant testicles

twinning @amyklobuchar.com @klobuchar.senate.gov

Why does everyone hate the Democrats?

What's notable to me about the Alito-Jackson spat on Monday is how little Alito's opinion bothers with anything resembling legal analysis. He doesn't respond to Jackson, in any meaningful sense. It's just an angry blog post about how she really ought to be more respectful to him.